xeeon stops eeting is creem

 

akz roksus 2 get moar is creem

 

he dus

 

xeeon taeks deep bref

 

*HUUUUUUH*

 

nd saiz

 

roksus, i am try 2 kill u! will u stey mai is creem buddy?

 

and he sez

 

"NO"

 

he hitz her wif hiz keibled

 

and she hez low blud sugur

 

and she FOILS

 

roksas looks

 

SHE...

 

DED!

 

he crai

 

" i sed i no b ur is creem budy...

 

cuz i wantd b ur FREND"

 

HE SCREEMS!

 

nd thrws is creem @ klok twer

 

a bootiful wyfinder wuz insyd

 

**LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM**

Edited September 20, 201213 yr by Jim

i liek dis storree

--u gaiz wnt moar stori, i geev u mar stori. prepaer 2 crai--

 

bel wuz wakin wit beist n dey wer crossin da bridje.

 

bel sed, "beist, will u luv me 4ever" 

 

he sed, "NO"

 

den bel craid n ran acros da brijj 

 

b4 teh blak coated man came on teh sine.

 

beest wnt ovur to blk koated man xldin, who sez,

 

"beest u giv me ur pweciouqs wroze"

 

beest wuz madd n roawred:

 

"ONLEY IF U GEV ME BEL, 

 

IZ ONLY TING I KARE ABUT MOAR DEN DA PWECIOUQS WROZE"

 

n xldin sez, 

 

"k"

 

n beest found tru luv n becaem hooman agen aftur xldin gaev bel bak

 

n he wuz happeh n sed to bel:

 

"i sed i no luv u 4ever, i ment i wood luv u 7ever"

 

but den bel sed, 

 

"but beest, i no moar is humn. i loest hart 2 xldin. i iz Noobudy nao. 

 

IT MEEN I NO CAN LUV U CUZ I HAZ NO HART </3"

 

n ten beest becaem hurtbroken n diee owt ov sadnuss

 

n bel grew neu hart n screemd,

 

"i forgut 2 teil u dat i kan groe neu hartz! nao i wood hav luvd u 13ever!!"

 

**LIK DIS N KOMMENT IF U CREY ALWAZ**

Edited September 18, 201213 yr by Jim

huh?

Please use proper grammar and spelling.

Edited September 18, 201213 yr by fonoly

Please use proper grammar and spelling

 

No.

That was so random. So Beast wants booty more than bell? childhood=ruined

That was so random. So Beast wants booty more than bell? childhood=ruined

 

Oh, I meant to say "Beauty". Maybe I should check my spelling.

Oh, I meant to say "Beauty". Maybe I should check my spelling.

 

But then Belle t-t

 

But then Belle t-t

 

k ill chaeng hur naem 2 bel t avoid confuzun

barely understood what the hell was going on

I haven't the got foggiest idea.

Edited September 18, 201213 yr by fonoly

you have to make more of these.

Can someone translate this please.

Edited September 18, 201213 yr by fonoly

That was the single saddest story I have ever heard right after the one you told yesterday. Stop making me cry so damn much.

 

Also for the people who are complaining about grammar and spelling...you do know that's the whole point of the post, right?

The greatest piece of literature ever created.

Also for the people who are complaining about grammar and spelling...you do know that's the whole point of the post, right?

 

I already know.

Edited September 18, 201213 yr by fonoly

barely understood what the hell was going on

 

shana im confuse

Another brilliant masterpiece, Jim. "IT MEEN I NO CAN LUV U CUZ I HAZ NO HART </3," truly touched my hart. Such is the real trajee of is creem, harts, and xldin.

What?

 

This truly is a slap in the face of proper grammar.

*snif* tank u all foar teh graet suport u giv meh, iz inspiring me 2 mybe writ moar stori somday n becom faemous writr

 

 

 

Can someone translate this please

 

Here, use this:

http://translate.google.com

Edited September 18, 201213 yr by Jim

That took a little while to translate. But after I did... T-T WHY YOU MAKE ME CRY!? THAT WAS MORE SAD THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!! T-T

 

The fact that its in lolcat speak or whatever leads you on to thinking it'll be a joke. But it was sort of serious. Very clever. This should be an official art form.

I read this in the dumbest voice I could come up with. It seemed fitting.

 

Belle was walking with Beast and they crossed a bridge.

 

Belle said, "Beast, will you love me forever" 

 

He said "NO"

 

Then Belle cried and ran across the bridge.

 

Then the black coated man came on the scene.

 

Beast went over to black coated man Xaldin, who said,

 

"Beast give me your precious rose"

 

Beast was mad and roared,

 

"ONLY IF YOU GIVE ME BELLE, 

 

SHE'S ONLY THING I CARE ABUT MORE THAN THE PRECIOUS ROSE"

 

And Xaldin said,

 

"Ok"

 

And Beast found true love and became human again after Xaldin gave Belle back.

 

And he was happy to see Belle.

 

"I said I would love you forever, I ment it

 

But then Belle said, 

 

"But Beast, I'm not human anymore. I lost heart to Xaldin. I am a Nobody now. 

 

IT MEANS I CAN NO LONGER LOVE YOU BECAUSE I HAVE NO HEART"

 

And then Beast became heartbroken and dies out of sadness.

 

And Belle grew a new heart and screamed,

 

"I forgot to tell you that I can grow a new heart!I would have loved you forever!!"

 

Finished correcting this mess.

Edited September 20, 201213 yr by fonoly

 

Fixed

 

...But it wasn't broken.

This Story Truly Touched My Heart *Snifs*