http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRQPX5Vuers

 

1) Get good at something she'll watch.

2) Lose for her.

3) Suffer.

4) ???

5) You've won over the lady.

In that case you'll never get laid.

That's how I do it.

I am a girl and this is crap.

 

First off, we like our men to be incredibly submissive, when we are busy with womanly things to do they go to the kitchen and make us a sandwich.

 

Second off, they buy us whatever we want, they hand over their credit cards, cash, ect and we women go watching 24/7 without you men giving us a hard time about it and carry all of the things we buy

 

Thirdly, you cater to our every need and want while you cook, clean, and provide for us because real women make men for we carry your children for 9 horrible months and continue the survival of humankind, so its basically the LEAST men can do.

Edited October 8, 201213 yr by Sigrun

Honey, you don't know anything about girls.

Here's how you REALLY win a girl's heart

 

 

1) be Tom Hiddleston

 

I am a girl and this is crap.

 

First off, we like our men to be incredibly submissive, when we are busy with womanly things to do they go to the kitchen and make us a sandwich.

 

Second off, they buy us whatever we want, they hand over their credit cards, cash, ect and we women go watching 24/7 without you men giving us a hard time about it and carry all of the things we buy

 

Thirdly, you cater to our every need and want while you cook, clean, and provide for us because real women make men for we carry your children for 9 horrible months and continue the survival of humankind, so its basically the LEAST men can do.

 

You're just agreeing with me here.

 

In that case you'll never get laid.

 

And you would know?

Edited October 8, 201213 yr by Johnny Madman

here's an idea: BE YOU AND U'LL GET SOMEONE WHO'S PERFECT FOR YOU

unless youre an asshat, then you wont get laid

 

I am a girl and this is crap. First off, we like our men to be incredibly submissive, when we are busy with womanly things to do they go to the kitchen and make us a sandwich. Second off, they buy us whatever we want, they hand over their credit cards, cash, ect and we women go watching 24/7 without you men giving us a hard time about it and carry all of the things we buy Thirdly, you cater to our every need and want while you cook, clean, and provide for us because real women make men for we carry your children for 9 horrible months and continue the survival of humankind, so its basically the LEAST men can do.

get out

LOL! @ this whole thread

I am a girl and this is crap.

 

First off, we like our men to be incredibly submissive, when we are busy with womanly things to do they go to the kitchen and make us a sandwich.

 

Second off, they buy us whatever we want, they hand over their credit cards, cash, ect and we women go watching 24/7 without you men giving us a hard time about it and carry all of the things we buy

 

Thirdly, you cater to our every need and want while you cook, clean, and provide for us because real women make men for we carry your children for 9 horrible months and continue the survival of humankind, so its basically the LEAST men can do.

 

why cant u do that also

men/woman aren't their to do the half of ur shit as u become and adult

its for love

You're just agreeing with me here.

 

 

 

And you would know?

 

Based on what other females are telling you I can make an educated assumption.

Edited October 8, 201213 yr by devereauxr

why cant u do that also

men/woman aren't their to do the half of ur shit as u become and adult

its for love

 

what is love

what is love

 

baby don't hurt me

I am a girl and this is crap.

 

First off, we like our men to be incredibly submissive, when we are busy with womanly things to do they go to the kitchen and make us a sandwich.

 

Second off, they buy us whatever we want, they hand over their credit cards, cash, ect and we women go watching 24/7 without you men giving us a hard time about it and carry all of the things we buy

 

Thirdly, you cater to our every need and want while you cook, clean, and provide for us because real women make men for we carry your children for 9 horrible months and continue the survival of humankind, so its basically the LEAST men can do.

 

If this is the way you treat people, then you will be a very lonely person down the road just saying.

If this is the way you treat people, then you will be a very lonely person down the road just saying.

 

pssh nah, men are designed to protect and provide whereas women are the most desirable thing that men want. men only think about sex and how a male gets any sort of achievement whatsoever is be being with a woman. hence without women men would do nothing but use their left hand.

 

they would not aspire to:

 

-Get a higher education

-find a career

-be Successful

-Make Lots of money

-Dress up handsomely

-shower

-clean after themselves

-have any sort of manners

-Live.

 

if you are gay or bisexual, more power to you and I hope gay marriage passes.

Edited October 8, 201213 yr by Sigrun

here's an idea: BE YOU AND U'LL GET SOMEONE WHO'S PERFECT FOR YOU

unless youre an asshat, then you wont get laid

 

Based on what other females are telling you I can make an educated assumption.

 

Clearly you don't know women like I know women.

 

Besides, what is it with you people automatically thinking about getting laid?

Clearly you don't know women like I know women.

 

Besides, what is it with you people automatically thinking about getting laid?

 

If you know more about women then me, I'll eat my workout socks. Please impress me with your worldly knowledge of what women want.

I hate to say this, but I agree with Koko on this. She makes a great point. Be yourself and you get a girl who's perfect for you.

I got it!

1- go to a place that brings you joy (ex.con)

2-find the female species

3- start with a common ground (ex.KH)

4-ask opinion on dating.

5- tell em how you hobbies and such

6- make a friend date (ex. plan the next con together)

7- see if she wants to be your girlfriend

:ph34r:

 

hence without women men would do nothing but use their left hand.

 

Im actually left handed cB

nah thats gross...

But your so sexist. Guys aren't the only ones who enjoy a lot of sex. Hence the words "slut" and "whore". Im pretty sure ive never met a male slut-whore

pssh nah, men are designed to protect and provide whereas women are the most desirable thing that men want. men only think about sex and how a male gets any sort of achievement whatsoever is be being with a woman. hence without women men would do nothing but use their left hand.

 

they would not aspire to:

 

-Get a higher education

-find a career

-be Successful

-Make Lots of money

-Dress up handsomely

-shower

-clean after themselves

-have any sort of manners

-Live.

 

if you are gay or bisexual, more power to you and I hope gay marriage passes.

 

ur over generalizing men thinking all they want is sex

have u ever met a man?

not all men go for sex

a man can go for other things during a relationship

same goes for females

 

its not like females dont go for sex at all

 

Im actually left handed cB

nah thats gross...

But your so sexist. Guys aren't the only ones who enjoy a lot of sex. Hence the words "slut" and "whore". Im pretty sure ive never met a male slut-whore

 

i was gonna agree to u until "slut" and whore"

it depends what u mean

but if ur going against them

get

out

Edited October 8, 201213 yr by Shana09

ur over generalizing men thinking all they want is sex

have u ever met a man?

not all men go for sex

a man can go for other things during a relationship

same goes for females

 

its not like females dont go for sex at all

 

Im not saying females DONT go for sex too, Im saying that men arent really the "Better" gender. It Takes Alot of CONFIDENCE and SKILL just to walk up to a girl and ask her out plus during that time if she says 'yes' he has to treat her like a QUEEN.

Im not saying females DONT go for sex too, Im saying that men arent really the "Better" gender. It Takes Alot of CONFIDENCE and SKILL just to walk up to a girl and ask her out plus during that time if she says 'yes' he has to treat her like a QUEEN.

 

females aren't either

females aren't either

 

yeah we are, we carry and suffer holding babies for 9 months while we multi-task everything on top of that we withstand a crapload of pain to HAVE children plus men dont stay most of they time so women are usually single mothers handling more than they should.

Edited October 8, 201213 yr by Sigrun

Im not saying females DONT go for sex too, Im saying that men arent really the "Better" gender. It Takes Alot of CONFIDENCE and SKILL just to walk up to a girl and ask her out plus during that time if she says 'yes' he has to treat her like a QUEEN.

 

 

then you will not get a girlfriend and/or get laid unless you treat her with care, love, and respect.

yeah we are, we carry and suffer holding babies for 9 months while we multi-task everything on top of that we withstand a crapload of pain to HAVE children plus men dont stay most of they time so women are usually single mothers handling more than they should.

 

oh mygod shut up you are making women look like assholes as well as NOT ALL WOMEN CAN HAVE KIDS

 

then you will not get a girlfriend and/or get laid unless you treat her with care, love, and respect.

 

if you keep such expectations you will be severly let down

 

Im not saying females DONT go for sex too, Im saying that men arent really the "Better" gender. It Takes Alot of CONFIDENCE and SKILL just to walk up to a girl and ask her out plus during that time if she says 'yes' he has to treat her like a QUEEN.

 

i would never stay with someone who expected me to act as their servant

 

Im actually left handed cB

nah thats gross...

But your so sexist. Guys aren't the only ones who enjoy a lot of sex. Hence the words "slut" and "whore". Im pretty sure ive never met a male slut-whore

 

theres nothing wrong with being a slut/whore AND GUESS WHAT

THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ENJOY SEX AND LOTS OF IT AND THATS OK

doesnt matter what gender

 

 

I hate to say this, but I agree with Koko on this. She makes a great point. Be yourself and you get a girl who's perfect for you.

 

thank but im not a she

 

Clearly you don't know women like I know women.

 

Besides, what is it with you people automatically thinking about getting laid?

 

if you think generalizing a gender means 'knowing' them then