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The 13 Darknesses vs Disney Villains

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Suppose that, for whatever reason, Sora and co. forget to set their alarm clocks, and forget to show up to fight off the Xehanort and his 13 Darknesses. But somehow, Malificient has been busy putting together the villain bloc she had in KH1 and decides to take up the challenge. Who wins? Keeping in mind that whoever wins gets Kingdom Hearts and becomes a god. Hey, blame Sora for sleeping in.

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I think the thirteend darknesses would win.

Depends on who exactly she gets and how many villains she gathers. Is this assuming that she only and all gets the villains that she worked with in KH1?

13 of essentially the same person, who has kept Sora and co. at bay for around 10 years, against a bunch of ragtag individuals who think they know a thing or two, when they actually don't...hmmm...

13darkness are much more skilled in fighting.tho i wonder if the big M will fight not for sora nor for xehanort but mainly against xehanort

disney. They'd sing annoying songs at utterly random moments, thus causing the 13 darknesses to shoot themselves in the head

Dave, you've made plenty of posts that acknowledge that Xehanort's plan succeed by pure fluke

There's no way he could lose

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disney. They'd sing annoying songs at utterly random moments, thus causing the 13 darknesses to shoot themselves in the head

 

Hey, now: the villain songs were always the best part of the movies.

 

Dave, you've made plenty of posts that acknowledge that Xehanort's plan succeed by pure fluke

There's no way he could lose

 

True enough. Especially since Xehanort would reveal that Sora sleeping through his alarm clock and not showing up for their destined battle was also part of the plan.

Hard to know real outcome, because the plot is in Xehanorth's side.

The Horned King will instantly destroy everyone. Even the other villains.

True enough. Especially since Xehanort would reveal that Sora sleeping through his alarm clock and not showing up for their destined battle was also part of the plan.

 

Not only that, but the alarm clock will be revealed to be a clock from an alternate dimension, placed by an alternate dimension Xehanort

Not only that, but the alarm clock will be revealed to be a clock from an alternate dimension, placed by an alternate dimension Xehanort

 

Don't forget that it's alternate dimension young Xehanort brought forward in time by alternate!Riku who became a Xehanort. The alarm clock originally belonged to alternate!Riku who received it as a gift from alternate!Sora but he didn't want it anymore and he figure he'd give it back somehow.

 

Why does all this still sound legit?

An immortal god of the dead, a wish granting genie with phenomenal cosmic powers & the Devil himself vs. a bunch of dorks with bad fashion sense & a tendency to ramble convoluted monologues.

 

If it weren't for Nomura's ego, the org would be toast.

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