(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Because Way To Morning or Way To Evening didn't sound epic enough!

 

Is Shiki cheating on Neku with Riku?

Yes because Neku is a Cat

 

How old is Xehanort?

He's as old as the dinosaurs themselves!  Holy crap, I think he's what caused them to go extinct in the first place!  It all makes sense now!

 

Will Kairi finally have her moments to shine in Kingdom Hearts III?

Yes, eventually. By washing herself with a detergent until finally she can be "shine"

 

What Darkness is?

Moldy cheese in the back of the crisper

 

Wonderland has several areas: Queen's Castle, Bizarre Room, and what kind of forest?

A Lotus forest!

 

That's right kids, Lotus drinks come straight from Wonderland's Lotus forest!

 

Will Eraqus come back reincarnated as Luke Sywalker, or perhaps become a Seeker Of Darkness with the Joker's personality?

SoD which Luke Skywalkers personality

 

Who would win- Goku or Ventus

Saitama.

 

Will One Punch Man be in KH3?

Surprise plot twist...he's gonna be the villain of the next saga!

 

Will Sora ever cross blades with Darth Vader?

Might be if they put Deadpool between them

 

Who is Skuld?

Sora's pet rock

 

Sora's mother called in KH because what was ready?

Sora's undies were finished drying and now he has to dun dun duunnnn change them!

 

What kind of underwear does riku wear?

Um...boxers? I dunno!

 

Will Maleficent and Pete hook up and have dragon cat babies?

No, because if that happened, the Thousand Year Blood Keyblade War will start.

 

What happened to the Kingdom Key?

Oh ho ho, I see what you did there, you sneaky fox!  Referencing Bleach now, are we?

 

As for the Kingdom Key, it's currently under maintenance.

Because there is no question to be answered

 

Why is this game is sooo complicated to understand?

Because we are all low level nobodies

 

What would happen in an orgy between ventus, roxas, sora, and vanitas

Master Xehanort would join in, and the χ-Blade would finally be forged. Also, lewd.

 

If the Heartless are initially described as "those without hearts" and Nobodies are also described as not having hearts, doesn't that make them the same thing?

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It's basically Darkception there, bud!  It's meant to twist up our minds!

 

Why did Mickey never tell anyone about having encountered Aqua in the Realm Of Darkness?

Because he doesn't like to talk about traumatic events.

 

What's beyond the Door to Darkness?

Because he doesn't like to talk about traumatic events. What's beyond the Door to Darkness?

Swimming PoolWhat happen if sora died in the island in KH 1?

Kairi would've mutated into Sora to save money on re-animating him

 

 

What world in KH 1 has talking flowers?

Akame Ga Kill

 

If AGK appears in KH would there be more deaths?

No, because Kingdom Hearts is like Fairy Tail!  No matter how the guild beats up the villains, they never die!  They just live to fight another day, or change jobs completely!  When KH characters die, they really don't, even though you're led to believe that people die in the series!

 

Would Sora and Goku get along?

They'd probably date

(I don't know who Goku is, so ignore me)

 

Why is Sora always smiling?