Posted February 18, 201312 yr No rules( ****just be nice peoples****), no likes, just the best post wins.
February 18, 201312 yr Grandma Mary showed up at my house today. She said that she had been eating a lot of bon bons lately. I told that old hag "Hey give me some bon bons!" Do you know what she did? She took out some bon bon's and slapped me in the face with them! She yelled at me, "There have you cotton ninny bon bon's". Then she stormed out the door. She proceeded to walk down main street and tripped over a pelican. The pelican swooped her up and she went for a flight. Grandma Mary got bored inside the pelican's mouth so she decided to take a nap. Grandma Mary woke up to a big bang and suddenly felt herself falling very rapidly. The pelican hit the ground and Grandma Mary came rolling out of it's mouth. she looked up to find a bear holding a shot gun. And That's the story about how Grandma Mary found the love of her life. Smokey The Bear. THE END
February 18, 201312 yr Grandma Mary showed up at my house today. She said that she had been eating a lot of bon bons lately. I told that old hag "Hey give me some bon bons!" Do you know what she did? She took out some bon bon's and slapped me in the face with them! She yelled at me, "There have you cotton ninny bon bon's". Then she stormed out the door. She proceeded to walk down main street and tripped over a pelican. The pelican swooped her up and she went for a flight. Grandma Mary got bored inside the pelican's mouth so she decided to take a nap. Grandma Mary woke up to a big bang and suddenly felt herself falling very rapidly. The pelican hit the ground and Grandma Mary came rolling out of it's mouth. she looked up to find a bear holding a shot gun. And That's the story about how Grandma Mary found the love of her life. Smokey The Bear. THE END Perhaps a little too creative.
February 18, 201312 yr Grandma Mary showed up at my house today. She said that she had been eating a lot of bon bons lately. I told that old hag "Hey give me some bon bons!" Do you know what she did? She took out some bon bon's and slapped me in the face with them! She yelled at me, "There have you cotton ninny bon bon's". Then she stormed out the door. She proceeded to walk down main street and tripped over a pelican. The pelican swooped her up and she went for a flight. Grandma Mary got bored inside the pelican's mouth so she decided to take a nap. Grandma Mary woke up to a big bang and suddenly felt herself falling very rapidly. The pelican hit the ground and Grandma Mary came rolling out of it's mouth. she looked up to find a bear holding a shot gun. And That's the story about how Grandma Mary found the love of her life. Smokey The Bear. THE END I nominate this for an oscar
February 18, 201312 yr Completely off topic, do you know how to dig holes? Besides the one you completely dig yourself into. *Ba-dum-tsss Note: That post is on topic
February 18, 201312 yr Author I officially name this post. "The Best" post. goodbye. I offically quote your post. : Hell no.
February 18, 201312 yr I LOST THE GAME But. In a all. Seriousness: A Scattered Dream that's like a Far-off Memory A Far-off Memory that's like a Scattered Dream I want to line the pieces up Hers and Mine There's Another Side with Another Story With things Forgotten, but not yet Lost While she's Lost but will never be Forgotten
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