Have you picked out the score you would most prefer to be ferried across the river styx with? Good.
In my hand, I hold your damnation, this you know. It's pictured below.
So, there it is. Your doom. This vial, containing a sample of my Squaids infected blood, is the harbinger of your end.
It is loaded into a device, that when fired, will turn this sample into an acidic mist. It will find you, and hunt you down. Melt through your clothes, and absorb into your skin. When this happens, you will be infected with:
SQUAIDS.
Squaids are a terrible disease. It doubles as an airborne disease and as an STD. Meaning, no matter how hard you try, when this is deployed, you will be infected. I already suffer this disease, and so it will have no further effect on me. There are a chosen few who will be quarantined. Whether they are in my favor, or if they paid me off, they will be spared. No list will be given, and I'm not telling who is safe... not even themselves.
Have you shat your pants yet? If you havn't, then you don't understand the severity of your situation.
The device will launch at precisely 12:00 A.M. Meaning, tomorrow, you will awake with Squaids.
DAMNATION. But before we begin, please pick your preferred music for Armageddon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl5McGN2L-E
Have you picked out the score you would most prefer to be ferried across the river styx with? Good.
In my hand, I hold your damnation, this you know. It's pictured below.
So, there it is. Your doom. This vial, containing a sample of my Squaids infected blood, is the harbinger of your end.
It is loaded into a device, that when fired, will turn this sample into an acidic mist. It will find you, and hunt you down. Melt through your clothes, and absorb into your skin. When this happens, you will be infected with:
SQUAIDS.
Squaids are a terrible disease. It doubles as an airborne disease and as an STD. Meaning, no matter how hard you try, when this is deployed, you will be infected. I already suffer this disease, and so it will have no further effect on me. There are a chosen few who will be quarantined. Whether they are in my favor, or if they paid me off, they will be spared. No list will be given, and I'm not telling who is safe... not even themselves.
Have you shat your pants yet? If you havn't, then you don't understand the severity of your situation.
The device will launch at precisely 12:00 A.M. Meaning, tomorrow, you will awake with Squaids.
This is the last update you will recieve