Okay, I won't even try to be subtle here: what goes into men's restroom excursions?

 

The men's room doesn't have stalls around the urinals, so how do you guys go about your business without, y'know, giving everyone a peek?  It seems simple to just look elsewhere, but without anything to cover the urinals, it seems there's a huge window of mistake to be had if you walk in or get in line or leave at just the wrong angle.  What's the etiquette that goes into ensuring your Johnnies stay out of everyone else's glance?  It feels like there's more to it than just looking away.  Like, the proper time to walk up after the other guy finishes if someone else is still going.

 

You can tell this discussion about overlooked (or not) practices in male culture is serious because it's in Random.  I probably could've just looked it up on Google or something, since Google has answers to everything, but meh.  Something amusing is bound to come from this, even if I have to force it out with wee wee jokes.

Usually urinals have panels on the sides that are attached to the wall to give a stall-like feel. Some don't though, and usually I just ignore everyone around me in the restroom, and I get the feeling they do the same..

Okay, I won't even try to be subtle here: what goes into men's restroom excursions?

 

The men's room doesn't have stalls around the urinals, so how do you guys go about your business without, y'know, giving everyone a peek?  It seems simple to just look elsewhere, but without anything to cover the urinals, it seems there's a huge window of mistake to be had if you walk in or get in line or leave at just the wrong angle.  What's the etiquette that goes into ensuring your Johnnies stay out of everyone else's glance?  It feels like there's more to it than just looking away.  Like, the proper time to walk up after the other guy finishes if someone else is still going.

 

You can tell this discussion about overlooked (or not) practices in male culture is serious because it's in Random.  I probably could've just looked it up on Google or something, since Google has answers to everything, but meh.  Something amusing is bound to come from this, even if I have to force it out with wee wee jokes.

What wee wee jokes?

Well first of all, i never use the urinals because firetruck that shit. And there really isnt a second, i just go into the stalls.

I went to use the restroom in the Walmart one time and there was a little girl using the bathroom with her dad in front of the stalls door like he was a guard

Edited April 24, 201312 yr by gamerazor247

it's exactly what you expect it to be.

I went to use the restroom in the Walmart one time and there was a little girl using the bathroom with her dad in front of the stalls door like he was a guard

That's pretty understandable tho

Okay, I won't even try to be subtle here: what goes into men's restroom excursions?

 

The men's room doesn't have stalls around the urinals, so how do you guys go about your business without, y'know, giving everyone a peek?  It seems simple to just look elsewhere, but without anything to cover the urinals, it seems there's a huge window of mistake to be had if you walk in or get in line or leave at just the wrong angle.  What's the etiquette that goes into ensuring your Johnnies stay out of everyone else's glance?  It feels like there's more to it than just looking away.  Like, the proper time to walk up after the other guy finishes if someone else is still going.

 

You can tell this discussion about overlooked (or not) practices in male culture is serious because it's in Random.  I probably could've just looked it up on Google or something, since Google has answers to everything, but meh.  Something amusing is bound to come from this, even if I have to force it out with wee wee jokes.

It's like an unwritten bro code to automatically not look at someone else's junk. An unspoken agreement.

Edited April 24, 201312 yr by "Photos"GIM?

I hate it.

 

I like those panels.

 

 

....that also is the reason, hen I went to high school, no one ever used the middle urinal. Only the side two.

 

Unspoken bro code.

Here's a question, why do girls go into the bathroom together and why do they take so long? 

We make sure there's a 1 stall minimum in between everyone.

But seriously, we just don't look. Besides how insecure people are about how they measure up to others, everyone's in there for one reason only. Besides literally being in the stall, there's not much more you can do besides just not looking. Besides, if it happens, no one says anything. Sure it's a little awkward, but whatever. You just go in, take care of business, get insecure, finish business while staying insecure, (hopefully) wash hands and develop an insecurity about your hand washing, and get the hell out of there.

I also second Amon's question about why girls use the buddy system for every bathroom encounter.

I just use stalls to save myself the trouble

Here's a question, why do girls go into the bathroom together and why do they take so long? 

We make sure there's a 1 stall minimum in between everyone.But seriously, we just don't look. Besides how insecure people are about how they measure up to others, everyone's in there for one reason only. Besides literally being in the stall, there's not much more you can do besides just not looking. Besides, if it happens, no one says anything. Sure it's a little awkward, but whatever. You just go in, take care of business, get insecure, finish business while staying insecure, (hopefully) wash hands and develop an insecurity about your hand washing, and get the hell out of there.I also second Amon's question about why girls use the buddy system for every bathroom encounter.

 

I figured there was more to it, but maybe I was looking too deeply into it.  Ah well, another mystery solved.

 

As for that other mystery... I don't know, either.  I don't do it myself so it's not something I paid enough attention to to ask about it.  Personally, I prefer if people I knew didn't follow me while I did my business.  Other girls do it because it's safer in some cases.  If the area isn't so great then it's better to go in a group.  If not, they might go together because I guess they want to keep talking.  And they tend to take too long because they have to check their hair and makeup and whatnot.  Unlike guys, girls aren't allowed to look like slobs.