Posted October 22, 201312 yr Post 'em if you got 'em: a previose thread was MAKING up jokes, but here, post the tackiest, grossest, most tasteless jokes you've ever heard. ( NO SMUTTY STUFF, PLEASE.) Here's my top three fav tasteless jokes: Q: What's black and white, and goes 100 miles an hour? A: A nun in a blender. Q: What do you call an Amish man with his hand up a horses butt? A: A mechanic Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapeled to the chicken. Let the tackiness loose, people!
October 22, 201312 yr I once made 10 puns to make everyone in KH13 smile. Unfortunately no pun in ten did. get it?
October 22, 201312 yr Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? A: Because the first one hit him on the way down. Q: Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? A: Because he thought it was a game, so he joined in.
October 22, 201312 yr Author What's bravery? eating cornflakes out of an open box when your brother can't find his cockroach collection
October 22, 201312 yr Popular Post What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? the Holocaust You know what's worse than that? This thread
October 22, 201312 yr Yeah. Tasteless jokes are my jam 8D(This one's copied 'cause i'm too tired to come up with one right now)Q)Why did Sarah fall of the swing?A)She had no arms."Knock Knock""Who's there?""Not Sarah"
October 22, 201312 yr Where's the best place to kick a Heartless? In the Darkballs. > (yes I know I've used this already)
October 22, 201312 yr Author What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when he hits the windshield of your car? his butt
October 22, 201312 yr What's the difference between Jews and Santa Claus Santa goes down the chimney What do you call a kid with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves Rustle What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer
October 22, 201312 yr Author What's the difference between Jews and Santa ClausSanta goes down the chimneyWhat do you call a kid with no arms or legs in a pile of leavesRustleWhat did the orphan get for Christmas?Cancer You win Queen of Tasteless Jokes for those.
Post 'em if you got 'em: a previose thread was MAKING up jokes, but here, post the tackiest, grossest, most tasteless jokes you've ever heard.
( NO SMUTTY STUFF, PLEASE.)
Here's my top three fav tasteless jokes:
Q: What's black and white, and goes 100 miles an hour? A: A nun in a blender.
Q: What do you call an Amish man with his hand up a horses butt? A: A mechanic
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapeled to the chicken.
Let the tackiness loose, people!