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Chapter III Snow waited diligently outside his house for the ticket Aaron bought to come in the mail. He was brimming with excitement at the thought of being able to go to Australia. He could imagine
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Chapter II Aaron wakes up sluggishly. He tries to get up but collapses on the table, his head hitting something that wasn't on level with the table. He opens his eyes and tries getting up again. He c
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Official cover for "Lust For Power".
(thanks to for the cover)
Chapter I
Sora96 was an eccentric fellow. There are times when he is kind and ambiguous. And other times where he is driven mad with lust. Lust for a certain thing he cannot have enough of. Power. This is the tale of how he tried, became, and was an administrator. But with the loyal members who could not let such a thing happen, they banded together and formed a brotherhood against Sora96's evil. This, is their tale.
Sora96 was doing his usual things. Browsing other KH sites for new images and videos to download and put on KH13. That was how he normally did his work. It was worth some respect, but he grossly exaggerated this. Sometimes he would cry himself to sleep because he did not get the respect he believed he deserved. He was browsing the internet for more images when he saw something on the left, reading "MAN, 32, KIDNAPPED FROM HIS HOME." He read it closely. "That's it... That's what I'll do. I'll kidnap Daniel and force him to make me an admin... that will surely work." He started laughing quietly to himself, his laugh slowly rising in intensity until he started coughing. He cleared his throat and switched tabs. Nobody was in his tinychat room except for 'guest-694316'. Probably someone who wanted to chat but glitched out or left. He thought, closing the tab.
He went on eBay to purchase choloroform and a black, skin-tight stealth suit that looked as if it would show off his manly curves. Gotta look sexy if I'm going to kidnap someone.
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Snow was raising hell in status updates with other people, typing in caps and constantly questioning their sexuality like an average Call of Duty player. He was getting so wrapped up in the intense moment that he clicked the "Add comment" button rapidly and made about 11 copies of his comment. "hehehe, oops." He said. RoxSoxKH was spamming his chat and calling him an asshole for leaving him in The Last of Us's online lobby to go play GTA V and for his sensless comments on said status. It was at the point now where he was yelling what he was typing out in an inarticulate and disturbingly high-pitched voice. "HAHAHA FGT I BET U SUK CAK 4 FUN U HERMAPHRUDIT POSER HHEUHESUHEUHAUGGJDFAJ!!1!" Jim shook his head at the rash of comments that came in on his status. He typed out an elegantly worded response on how you can't "flim-flam the jim-jam" unless you're a certain member.
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Sora96's skin-tight suit and chloroform rag arrived in the mail shortly after he ordered them. "Thank you based Amazon Prime." He said in a swooning voice, opening the package. There was a neatly folded rag and what seemed to be a jar full of a strange liquid. A letter from Amazon was inside the rag which said, "Have fun with your kidnapping mission!" Sora96 chuckled quitely to himself, slipping on the suit over his clothes. He put the rag and jar in the suit's fanny pack and started to run towards the tree in a crouched manner as the James Bond theme started playing. Not the original tune, but the theme from Casino Royale. The camera shifts to next door, where DChiuch lived. There was a few trees seperating their houses, which made sneaking over there easy. He ran to the window and dove, somersaulting underneath the window. He opened the window slowly.
DChiuch was laying down on the couch, his head nestled on Aaron's lap. He was slowly fading in and out, about to fall asleep, as Aaron already had. Sora96 slid in like a snake and rolled to the leftmost side behind the couch. He went down flat on the floor and crawled to the front of the couch. DChiuch wasn't able to see him because his eyes were fixated on the TV set, where Twilight New Moon was playing. DChiuch swooned when Bella was trying to kill herself to make Edward's hologram appear and tell her not to do it. Sora96 dipped his rag into the jar and slowly brought it over DChuich's face, who did not notice because of the movie. When DChiuch fell asleep, Sora96 put the rag and jar back into his fanny pack and slowly drug DChuich off the couch. Aaron snorted violently, making Sora96 stop for a second, but continue after Aaron settled down. He slung DChiuch over his shoulder and went back out the window.
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And that's chapter one of the ReMIX. More members will be included. I'm toning it down a little this time so I don't offend anyone, but if you haven't figured it yet, this is a parody, and is no way meant to realistically represent another member.
brought to you by snow
your fony yimyams and moomoos dilevurer
Edit:
If you would like to be in this story, please let me know in either a post or a chat message. If I don't know much about you, take that into consideration since your character will be subject to whatever ideas I may have for it. Anything your character does or says will not reflect my views on you and will be there solely for humor, not to offend or belittle you. People already in it are people I have at least a slight idea of what would offend them and what wouldn't, which is why they're in it. The things they do or say don't represent how I feel about them, and are just in for humor. If something in my story offends you, please let me know and I'll edit it accordingly.
Edited by Snow