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Sora96's Lust for Power -HD ReMIX-

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And this got frozen. Anyone have a phoenix down?

*Phoenix Down*

I am sorry everybody for not updating recently.

 

I'm not going to lie and make any sort of excuses like "I've had things going on", because fact of the matter is I've just been lazy.

 

Please put down the pitchforks and the torches... I assure you that part 2 of Chapter X-2 will be up before KH3 is released.

I am sorry everybody for not updating recently. I'm not going to lie and make any sort of excuses like "I've had things going on", because fact of the matter is I've just been lazy. Please put down the pitchforks and the torches... I assure you that part 2 of Chapter X-2 will be up before KH3 is released.

I can't wait another 13 year's for a chapter.

Was wondering why it went quiet all of a sudden. 

Okay so like here's the thing

 

first of all I am sorry

 

second of all I have no excuse, I'm lazy

 

third of all bear with me

 

fourth of all me and Snow both have something special in mind

 

so yeah hold on tight and don't lose any more faith in me please

Okay so like here's the thing

 

first of all I am sorry

 

second of all I have no excuse, I'm lazy

 

third of all bear with me

 

fourth of all me and Snow both have something special in mind

 

so yeah hold on tight and don't lose any more faith in me please

Hurry, the Faith Meter is depleting... Oh wait that's just a leak.

Okay I'm still patient, waiting some more time is no problem

 

So I mean it's only been since last year since I last posted that's no big deal right.

 

CHAPTER X-2: PART 2 OF DON'T EVEN ASK ME HOW MANY

 

RoxSox finished digging the 6 foot deep hole, and was currently struggling to climb out of it. Xylek was trying to lift him... "Dammit Rox... did you eat bricks for breakfast..." he said between grunts of exertion. Eventually, Rox managed to climb out of the hole like an epileptic Mermaid, and the two went back to the house to collect the body. Think Pink and Winners Proof had taken it upon themselves to wrap Noobles cold, deceased body in a blanket they had found in Sora96's bedroom. Xylek and Rox immediately noticed the indisputable stains and crust in certain places upon the blanket, but rather then mention it, they accepted it and carried the body back to the grave. - Lalablah and Caity Raindrop had both piled into a taxi cab, and requested the driver to take them to Sora96's place of residence, the  address of which Aaron had kindly provided for them. Caity, being Caity, had whipped out her various drug paraphenalia and was lighting one up while Lalablah bashfully asked for a hit. (ooh mature gritty story with drug use ya'll this is obviously a m rated story for mature adults of elder age), but as they were sharing the drug paraphenalia, the taxi suddeny swerved off the road and onto the sidewalk. Another group of people had hailed the taxi, and they were now piling into the vehicle. (I would specify the color of this automobile, but I am too lazy to google what color taxis are in Australia. I dont even know if there are taxis in Australia. Perhaps Aussies get around by using Kangaroos as a means of transportation. I don't know for sure. It's a jungle out there.) Lala recognized the people getting into the vehicle as none other than Xaon, Flaming Lea, the King and the Queen. "Well hello there. hehehehe." Caity blew some smoke and got them all 'innebriated'. - Shreks cold lifeless corpse laid before Daniel Black, Jaune Arc and Crona. The various body parts of Tails were scattered across the beach. A crab was snapping his claws at a particularly threatening bone fragment. A seagull was nibbling at a finger. And other such hilarious background event antics that I'm too lazy to write about. The three of them were all mourning the loss of the fallen deity...but suddenly, Shrek's body stirred. A holy choir played in the background as Shrek rose up before their eyes, life restored into his immense body. He stood before them, and with his arms outstretched, he took the three in an embrace, and said "Do not mourn for me, laddies, it'll be alright". And with these final words, a blinding light burst forth from the ogre, engulfing him. A few seconds passed, and the light faded... Crona, Jaune, and Daniel looked back... but they did not see Shrek looking back at them. They say a pasty white college kid wearing a Crash Bandicoot hat on his head and a t-shirt that had the words "Check yourself before you shrek yourself" written in bold letters. "HI GUYS" he said, looking at the three with a large smile. - Think Pink, TheTimidLight, RoxSox, Winner's Proof, and Xylek had gathered around Noobles grave. They hung their heads and frowned, having a beautiful moment of tranquil silence to respect and mourn the death of a friend. Truly a touching moment for all involved..."SO HOW DID HE DIE EXACTLY?" screeched TheTimidLight in a voice comparable to fingernails on a chalkboard.  Everybody looked at him, but they were so used to things like this that just bowed their heads went about their business. "Xylek... you were with him in those last moments, do you have anything you'd like to say?" said Winner's Proof in his glorious voice. Lexis knees buckled a little, but she regained her composure. "Yeah... I'll say some things." said Xylek, taking a step closer. "Noobles... my friend. You were a hero. You were a... guy. You did some stuff. You uh.. you had buttery smooth skin. You... I don't even know.". "Beautiful speech, Xylek, surely it will be written down in history." said Rox, as he turned towards Lexi. "Do you have it?" she nodded, and passed to him the makeshift gravestone. It was the umbrella that Noobles had courageously wielded in his battle against Sora96, some tape, and a piece of cardboard with some writing on it. Rox handed the umbrella to Xylek, who stabbed it into the ground. Rox held the sign while Winner's taped it to the umbrella... they all took a step back and looked to the gravestone. 

HERE LIES NOOBLES

????-2013

A FRIEND AND AN ALLY

HE REALLY HAD A THING

FOR BUTTER

 

- Aaron had regained consciousness, for he had cried himself to sleep slumped over his doorstep. He had awoken to the sound of a screeching noise, like nails on chalkboard, and was inspecting the source of the sound. He saw a group of people crowded around a hole in the ground outside of Sora96's house. "THEY CAME I CANT BELIEVE IT...hic!" Aaron said aloud in disbelief, and he began shuffling towards them.     SO LIKE YEAH OKAY THAT WAS YOUR CHAPTER.THE NEXT ONE WILL BE BETTER I SWEAR  YES JIM WAS SHREK NOT SURE IF THAT'S ACTUALLY GONNA COME AS BIG A SHOCK TO PEOPLE OR WHAT
Kill the imposter.

HERE LIES NOOBLES

HE REALLY HAD A THING

FOR BUTTER

So much win in three lines xD

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Kill the imposter.

Actually, when I had originally planned for the Jim=Shrek conspiracy, I meant as Jim merely being a vessel for Shrek's intentions and wearing his visage so people feel as if they're actually being helped by Shrek.I'm not sure if Rox is going to stick to that or not but that was my original intention.Nice chapter though taxfax, kind of making me want to start writing again but I don't want to ruin whatever you may have planned.

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Actually, when I had originally planned for the Jim=Shrek conspiracy, I meant as Jim merely being a vessel for Shrek's intentions and wearing his visage so people feel as if they're actually being helped by Shrek.I'm not sure if Rox is going to stick to that or not but that was my original intention.Nice chapter though taxfax, kind of making me want to start writing again but I don't want to ruin whatever you may have planned.

 

Yes, the conspiracy was certainly your idea. Absolutely. I took that from you without shame. I am shameless.

cough.

I've always wanted to hotbox a car with someone before

My voice sounds like a cat farting, thank you. :/

Not fingernails on a chalk board. 

My voice sounds like a cat farting, thank you. :/

Not fingernails on a chalk board. 

 I will be sure to acknowledge this in a future episode.

Remember not to take any of this too seriously, friend.

 I will be sure to acknowledge this in a future episode.

Remember not to take any of this too seriously, friend.

* SARCASM * :D

Y nu one get dis? 

I've always wanted to hotbox a car with someone before

I thought you might.

 

* SARCASM * :D

Y nu one get dis? 

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

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poor noobles...he will be missed

I knew cavity and blah were up to som shit

I thought you might.

 

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

When I act upset over something in this story, i'm being sarcastic: I don't give a damn how i'm portrayed. 

poor noobles...he will be missed

 

Well, they always say noobs always die first.

Well, they always say noobs always die first.

Well, they always say noobs always die first.

Nice.
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Well, they always say noobs always die first.

I was the one who died first :<

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