Well, I was just thinking of how amazing jafar and stealth sneak would be together, and this popped up...

 

Jafar stared from a distance. He watched as sora hurt the poor heartless. He knew he had to create a powerful heartless to defeat sora. He immediately went to work on creating heartless, trying new experiments every day, till he realized, sora can't hit what he can't see. Jafar created stealth sneak. Stealth sneak knew he was being sent to his doom, so he went to speak with jafar. "Jafar, why do you want me to die?" Stealth sneak said. "I would never want to hurt you stealth snake" said jafar. "I love you". "You really mean it" said stealth sneak. "Of course I do" jafar leaned in to kiss stealth sneak. Stealth sneak was surprised, but eventually gave in to the kiss. Stealth sneak removed jafar's shirt with his long tongue. Jafar loved it. Jafar rubbed all over stealth sneaks body, knowing that tonight, stealth sneak was his. Jafar and stealth sneak had made hot passionate love that night. And they would the next night, and the next, and the next....

 

Thank you for your time

Well, I was just thinking of how amazing jafar and stealth sneak would be together, and this popped up...Jafar stared from a distance. He watched as sora hurt the poor heartless. He knew he had to create a powerful heartless to defeat sora. He immediately went to work on creating heartless, trying new experiments every day, till he realized, sora can't hit what he can't see. Jafar created stealth sneak. Stealth sneak knew he was being sent to his doom, so he went to speak with jafar. "Jafar, why do you want me to die?" Stealth sneak said. "I would never want to hurt you stealth snake" said jafar. "I love you". "You really mean it" said stealth sneak. "Of course I do" jafar leaned in to kiss stealth sneak. Stealth sneak was surprised, but eventually gave in to the kiss. Stealth sneak removed jafar's shirt with his long tongue. Jafar loved it. Jafar rubbed all over stealth sneaks body, knowing that tonight, stealth sneak was his. Jafar and stealth sneak had made hot passionate love that night. And they would the next night, and the next, and the next....Thank you for your time

BEST.

STORY.

EVER.

It doesn't get any more beautiful than that- thank you for sharing this with the world

This is not a beautiful story, nor is a greatest. This story is...A..... MASTERPIECE!!!

I call fanart rights. 

Too late Timid- I already drew the doujinshi

Too late Timid- I already drew the doujinshi

Of course opposers to this beautiful ship will say Xion x Stealth Sneak is the canon pairing, as she got hit in the face by one of those thing's tongues

 

Supporters of the true ship must prepare for such heretics

THIS THIS SEXY

In the next 50 years we will still talk about this stroy. SO BEAUTIFULL

:') someone pass me a tissue

Bam, part two finally complete

 

Jafar and stealth sneak. That's all that mattered anymore. No sora, no collecting hearts, no keyblades, just jafar and stealth sneak. One day, after a vigorous session of love making, stealth sneak heard a noise coming from downstairs. "What if it's a burglar?" Said stealth sneak. "I'll only be a minute" said jafar "no need to worry". "Okay, just be careful" stealth sneak whimpered. Jafar had gone downstairs to see what the issue was, and what he saw was none other than that blasted Sora and Aladdin. Sora and Aladdin had come to defeat jafar. "I've done nothing wrong!" Jafar exalted. "You're working with the heartless, jafar!" Screamed Aladdin. "Don't you bring stealth sneak into this you bastard!" Jafar demanded. But before jafar could continue, he was knocked out by a soaring strike raid. Jafar woke up an hour later to see his house smashed and destroyed. "What happened!?!? Where's my dear stealth sneak?!?!" Jafar bellowed with rage as he ran up the staircase to find stealth sneak. As he walks into the room, he finds a beaten and wounded stealth sneak. Jafar runs to the stealth sneak. "Who did this to you?!" "It was... So-sora and ala-Aladdin" stealth sneak barely spoke. "They c-came for the expe-experience points". "DAMN YOU SORA!" Jafar was struck with a flash back of his childhood.

 

Jafar's father: jafar, you're getting older now and it's going to be up to you to protect those you love

Young jafar:I will daddy

Jafar's father: i know you will son, you're a good kid.

 

Stealth sneak had died. Jafar cried over stealth sneak's dead body. He couldn't protect those he loved, and for this, he knew he couldn't go on. Jafar stood before stealth sneak, took his scepter, and stabbed himself in the heart. Jafar and stealth sneak were together again in a better place, but jafar had never been able to forgive himself for dis honoring his father. The end

I wish Kingdom Hearts released its sequels this quickly

Hot.

Excuse me, THIS is the best ship ever.

*wipes tears away* A true masterpiece! This screams, part three.

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What in the bloody Hell did I just read... 

Didn't know there would be an archaeological dig on KH13 today.