Could you answer this:If you were home alone, and in the middle of the night,you heard a fart. What would you do? Would you laugh or be scared?

Edited February 26, 201411 yr by Xion889

This has happened to me before....it was my dog.  But I mean if it wasn't my dog (or cats, because yes they fart and it is the cutest thing) I'd be freaked out lol

I would laugh for a nano second then become extremely terrified

If i fart, yeah I wouldn't freak out.

 

If I hear something else, I hope it's my cat doing that.

Random ghostly farts hmm? I'd probably grab a broom and start waving it around.....to defend myself and fan the gas away x'D

That actually happened to me before, I just stood there in confusion with the most dumbfounded look on my face for the next 60 seconds.

Could you answer this:If you were home alone, and in the middle of the night,you heard a fart. What would you do? Would you laugh or be scared?

i would freak out if i didnt have any pet (besides a fish). if i had pets id laugh my butt off

Fool. Laughter is a social action. So if you're alone, you'll probably be more scared than wanting to laugh. (Yes, you can laugh alone, but it is still a social action)

my door creaked an i thought someone had farted and then I laughed and then... I realized there was no-one home O.O and then the door creaked again and then I laughed again

Don't get me STARTED when my uncle comes over this is all he firetruckin' does!!! Haha!! I mostly just try to mask my laughter and it comes out as this weird snort thingy. Like if that were during the day I would most certainly NOT be laughing because that's gross to do in front of others, but at night he's probsbly like "oooh no ones awake im FREEEE" and just because I'm usually the last one to fall asleep I hear. Everything.

Fool. Laughter is a social action. So if you're alone, you'll probably be more scared than wanting to laugh. (Yes, you can laugh alone, but it is still a social action)

Not for me then, I just laugh at anything haha

Edited February 27, 201411 yr by Ducky

So... what's your point here, again?

I would probably vainly try to be brave... Before retreating under my covers.

The world's scary enough without having phantom farts to worry about.

I'd have a good laugh, then laugh some more, and then fall asleep.  Yeah, but since I'm a heavy sleeper most of the time, I don't think a fart would wake me up. Lol.

Depends. If it sounded funny, I'm laughing. If it was anything but, I'mma grabbing mah gun...

I'd laugh . Because I'd know it was me .