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Bad pickup line

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#-100101"Hey boy, are you the Doctor? Because I need some Sonic Screwing."...Yeah, it's pretty bad.

.....I think I just gagged a little bit x'D

 

 

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you."

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    I'm no doctor, but I'll take a look at it. 

    "hey baby, did you fall from heaven, cause I've always wanted to bone an angel!" - Tucker

    Are you a beaver because DAM! (damn)

    Some of these are actually really good. If delivered properly, they convey humor, confidence, a sense of not taking yourself too seriously, and in some, expression of sexual intentions, which equals honesty and boldness. Let's keep this thread goin! I'm gonna use some of them in Shibuya next week.

     

    My favorite line:

     

    "Yo girl, you like wildlife? You like wildlife girl? I'm a beast girl!"

    I was seriously expecting that line of trucks joke again.

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    Fool. Let's have sex.

    I personally use the, "I'm desperate" line.

     

    Works none of the time.

    "Hey girl, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

     

    Works every time.

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    Iodine helium argon tritium uranium.

    Iodine helium argon tritium uranium.

    I hear T/H^3 you(U)?

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