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How to make Roxas's Diary sound like a sex story. (Mature content)

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I've noticed that some lines in Roxas's Diary are written in a way, in which if you reinterpret or replace words in the entries, seems to carry sexual messages.

 

 

I've been having ice cream alone, but it's just not the same. All I taste is the salt, and my hands get all sticky.

What about changing it to:

I've been thinking about sex alone, but it's just not the same. All I feel is just the feeling of masturbating, and my hands getting sticky with semen.

 

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Today I was teamed up with Xion. She seems to be in a lot better shape than me. We had ice cream together, something we hadn't done in a while.

 

Change this to:

 

Today I was teamed up with Xion. She looks sexier than me. We had sex together, something we hadn't done in a while.

 

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I want to have ice cream with Xion and Axel again.

Change this to:

I want to have an orgy with Xion and Axel again.

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Me and Xion and Axel had ice cream. The sunset was beautiful.

Change this to:

Me and Xion and Axel had one final orgy. The sunset was beautiful.

 

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Have anyone noticed these potential subliminal messages?

 

Featured Replies

ew

...*Sighs* My friend, *Pats Albert on the back* How much free time do you have, exactly?

I see a thread deletion in the making

I'm laughing at almost everything, but this seriously moved nothing... even though it's ridiculous. 

Ahaha you can pretty much make any sentence sound sexual if you replace a few words, so I see no significance in those lines

  • Author

Ahaha you can pretty much make any sentence sound sexual if you replace a few words, so I see no significance in those lines

 

Indeed.

Seriously ...?

Not to be rude,but your brain is kinda messed up...

Why the heck did i even read this even though i dont want to ,Nya?! xD

I walked in expecting innuendos, only to find a journal defaced.

  • 2 weeks later...

Well well well

Aren't you a pervy little butterfly

  • 2 weeks later...

Ahaha you can pretty much make any sentence sound sexual if you replace a few words, so I see no significance in those lines

You can pretty much make anything sound sexual by adding "if ya know what I mean" to the end of a sentence

You can pretty much make anything sound sexual by adding "if ya know what I mean" to the end of a sentence

I suppose so... if ya know what I mean

Well, there goes a part of my childhood i can get back.

Edited by ScottishSkarmory

  • 4 months later...

....my life just exploded.

 

...ugh

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