Text The Fart Fairy: A Cweepy Pasta Written By Yours Truly

[Demyx. 10,064]

I wanted to wite a cweepy pasta. So dis is it. 

 

Make sure to listen to this music while reading. Makes it  more cweeeeeeeeeepy!

 

 

THE FART FAIRY

By Squirting Demyx

 

The fart fairy stood outside the window waiting for little Jimmy to go to sleep. Every night he visits the children in their sleep to collect the farts they left under their pillows. If they left no farts he extracts them from their bums! 

 

Little Jimmy fealt uneasy this night. He had the feeling that someone was watching him. (Incase you didn't get it. The fart fairy is watching him! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!) But finally he drifted off to sleep to dream of gum drops and cheese.

 

It was finally time for the fart fairy to do his work. He creeped into the room through a crack in the wall and walked up to little jimmy's bed. He gently ran his long, green, stinky nails accross little jimmys bum. He was about to go through the prosses of collecting little Jimmy's unused farts when...LITTLE JIMMY WOKE UP!!! OH NO!!!

 

Little Jimmmy saw the horrible figure that was the fart fairy. He was a dark poo color green and had 2 mustaches. His eyes where brown and his nails where as long as your moms untrimmed toenails! Little Jimmy screamed like this, "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!". All the fart fairy responded with was a smile. "Hello little Jimmy. Did you eat your fiber today?" Little Jimmy didn't have anything to say. "I am the Fart Fairy" the fart fairy said. "You failed to leave a fart under your pillow for me tonight. So I must go through the extraction process". Little Jimmy looked SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARED! He said to the fart fairy "You want me to fart? That is sssoooo gross! But what if I just fart for you?"  The fart fairy answered him "Give it a try". He smiled at Jimmy. Little Jimmy noticed it was a lot  like the smile his dad gave him when he was in the shower. 

 

Jimmy tried and tried to fart but he couldn't do it. The fart fairy was getting impatient. "Little Jimmy, I am running out of time here. I have millions of farts to collect and so little time. So, please, just bend over so I can start the extraction process." "Not wait!" Jimmy yelled really loud. Like SUPER loud, "Let me try one more time!" Jimy pushes super hard to fart. But he ended up pooping his pants a little. little jimmy said "is that good?" The fart fairy replied "EW GROSS! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU? THE POOP COLLECTOR? POOP IS SOOO NASTY"

 

Little Jimmy started to cry bloody tears. (hear that? BLOODY TEARS ooooo So scary!)

 

Little Jimmy bent over. The fart fairy shoved his hand through the side of litttle jimmys bum cheek and up into his chesrt. He grabbed onto little jimmys fart sack and ripped it out. The fart fairy licked the fart sack an put it into his pocket. "there we go" he said in a CWEEPY voice. He reached into his pants and pulled out a penny. he dropped it on little jimmys face and started to leave. Little jimmy cried out "am i going to be ok?" the fart fairy replied "I'm sorry little Jimmy......You can't live without your fart sack..." The fart fairy slipped through the crack in the wall and left to collect the farts of more children.

 

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!

Edited July 10, 2014 by Squirting Demyx

[Shulk 8,623]

omg so scary i wont be able to slep anymore the fart fairys gonna get me

[Hargleblargleboo 979]

I was right all along.

[MyDixieRect 2,061]

I now know why my cousin always farts multiple times a night when he sleeps over. From now on I will do just that too. Excuse me while I get the baked beans...

[Caxkj 481]

Still a better horror story than Sonic.exe.

[AuraAce 1,126]

Surprise, Surprise, Cliche Lavender Town music.

[Demyx. 10,064]

Surprise, Surprise, Cliche Lavender Town music.

Damn rights.  :cool:

Edited July 10, 2014 by Squirting Demyx

[Jilly Shears 2,144]

so scary I cried hyper-realistic tears

[Queen Tery 4,591]

Ermergerd so many plot holes lyke where does the firetrucking fairy come from?????? Is he from another planet???? Did he touch kids when they were little and get murdered by their parents so he's trying to get revenge???? Did these kids go to camp and firetruck a hockey mask 9r soethin? Or how does the author no how long my moms untrimmed toenails are??????? Lyke they never explain dat shit. Omg I think I'll go on strike. Boycott this shit.

[Dracozombie 4,554]

For extra CWEEPY, don't forget to include backwards Song of Healing.  You can't have a creepypasta without that song.  You also need to ship Slenderman with Jeff the Killer, because that's horrifying in its own way.

[Shana09 5,769]

halp i can't fart like jimmeh please donate a fart for me tonight

[Demyx. 10,064]

Ermergerd so many plot holes lyke where does the firetrucking fairy come from?????? Is he from another planet???? Did he touch kids when they were little and get murdered by their parents so he's trying to get revenge???? Did these kids go to camp and firetruck a hockey mask 9r soethin? Or how does the author no how long my moms untrimmed toenails are??????? Lyke they never explain dat shit. Omg I think I'll go on strike. Boycott this shit.

It's all left open to be a mystery.

[The Transcendent Key 12,109]

Well, it's a good thing I'm a very healthy farter, so I don't have to get my fart sack extracted, lol. You won't get me Fart Fairy, not now, not ever, mowahahahahaha!