At least once a week, someone mentions the possibility of Kingdom Hearts III having a Final Mix. Some people say they think it might happen, some say they're certain it will happen, and some even want one. Well... Many do not know the implications of these thoughts.
What is this cute, fuzzy little thing? It's a creature known as a Moogle. They're very friendly, talkative, and adorable creatures. You'd have to not have a heart to not love them. Just look at its giant nose... Don't you just want to cuddle it?
Well, they certainly are adorable... However, they're very fragile. And they're easy to hurt...
You see, each time that someone mentions "Kingdom Hearts III" and "Final Mix" together, well... These poor guys... I can't even say. It's just... too horrible. Every time that Kingdom Hearts III Final Mix is suggested... A poor Moogle leaves our world. The poor things die. It's too much for my poor little heart to even type...
This might not seem too bad. "What's one Moogle compared to a re-release of a game that doesn't even need one?" Well... These poor guys don't deserve that horrible fate. Besides... If it happens too much, they will go extinct... So, please. Make a vow to never harm a Moogle again. That way, we can both live together in harmony.
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At least once a week, someone mentions the possibility of Kingdom Hearts III having a Final Mix. Some people say they think it might happen, some say they're certain it will happen, and some even want one. Well... Many do not know the implications of these thoughts.
What is this cute, fuzzy little thing? It's a creature known as a Moogle. They're very friendly, talkative, and adorable creatures. You'd have to not have a heart to not love them. Just look at its giant nose... Don't you just want to cuddle it?
Well, they certainly are adorable... However, they're very fragile. And they're easy to hurt...
You see, each time that someone mentions "Kingdom Hearts III" and "Final Mix" together, well... These poor guys... I can't even say. It's just... too horrible. Every time that Kingdom Hearts III Final Mix is suggested... A poor Moogle leaves our world. The poor things die. It's too much for my poor little heart to even type...
This might not seem too bad. "What's one Moogle compared to a re-release of a game that doesn't even need one?" Well... These poor guys don't deserve that horrible fate. Besides... If it happens too much, they will go extinct... So, please. Make a vow to never harm a Moogle again. That way, we can both live together in harmony.
Thank you for your valuable time.