step 1:have a chicken as a mother

step 2:be an egg

step 3:get laid

So, does that mean weird people like us who were born human will never get laid?

So, does that mean weird people like us who were born human will never get laid?

ewwwwww, human

I was laid by a platypus. Does that count??

So, does that mean weird people like us who were born human will never get laid?

Fool. Some of us manage.

I expected a gif of an employee bitch slapping his boss and then being fired for it.

 

But this works too, I like I good twist. Though I would like to point out your mother could also be a frog, a dinosaur, some types of fish, a pigeon, a crocodile and a good few other animals for you to be an egg and get laid.

What a bummer.  I was born from budding.  Instead of getting laid, I was broken up

Step One: Meet Riku