I need the Key to Return Hearts, because you stole mine.

I need the Key to Return Hearts, because you stole mine.

Or how bout

 

"You must be a keyhole. Because I want to ram my keyblade into you."

Edited September 5, 201411 yr by Squirting Demyx

Baby, you just made me a Heartless by stealing my love. 

Hold up, gotta try this real quick

Girl are you Naminé? Because you're Nobody to me.

Beg your pardon Ma'am, but is your name Kairi? Cause you just made me stab myself in the chest releasing the hearts of seven princesses thereby transforming me into a small shadow thingy after-which I run around a castle full of Final Fantasy characters before you hug me and I turn back into a kid with clown shoes.

 

That reminds me, have you ever heard of Kingdom Hearts?

My name is Xehanort let me inside you

I need the Key to Return Hearts, because you stole mine.

This is actually one of the cutest KH related pick-up lines I have ever heard! I'd totally use it on Kairi if she was real. Senpai notice me ;A;

 

Better than the sexual innuendo ones involving Keyblades and keyholes.

"Hey , you must be Kairi , cause you suck ."

"Hey you must be Roxas, because when I'm around you I feel like I have a heart."

"is you dyin girl cause who else will I have ice cream with"

Ever since you talked to me I was SO FLATTERED!!! Got it memorised?

1. my heart sora's for you

2. your the king to my heart

3. you have the keyblade to unlock my heart

first two are sweet the 3rd not sure you choose on your own but it's ment sweetly