Alicia Maddox 2,141 Posted September 30, 2014 Good day everyone! I'm here deep in the wilds of KH13.com and today, I'm going to show you how to safely bait and trap a wild Javelin434! The elusive Javelin can be found in its native habitat of the KH13 forums, stalking its meal, the Kairi. It especially likes its Kairi paired with SoKai. You are most likely to find the Javelin434 looking at Kairi related threads and topics. To catch this creature, you must make a thread of your own. This is how to do it. When you make a topic, be sure to put in the title heading words like Kairi and/or SoKai. That will get the Javelin's attention. Then, you must fill the thread with the appropriate content; like pictures. But not just any pictures, they must be Kairi related. The Javelin likes its pictures slightly inappropriate and mildly suggestive, like these; http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/151/4/a/kingdom_hearts__sora_and_kairi_are_about_to_kiss_by_luran_v-d51ta28.jpg http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23000000/Kairi-kingdom-hearts-23098883-306-500.jpg http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3425/3930780856_b5fc66abfa.jpg Once you have done all this, post it on the forums and wait. If the Javelin434 responds, then you have caught it! Don't forget to release it back into the wild once you are done! 11 Kaneki Ken, Amber Cole, laurentk18 and 8 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soul Eater Evans 4,045 Posted September 30, 2014 tell him you'll kiss his kairi plushie. works every time. 5 Javelin434, XxBlossomingNobodyxX, HarLea Quinn and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GotMilk5101520 573 Posted September 30, 2014 Make a topic about how Sora x Kairi will not be canon and that Kairi will end up with... Xehanort lol 3 Alicia Maddox, Javelin434 and Kittenz reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tigerruss 576 Posted September 30, 2014 I thought KH 1 Kairi trapped him much better than KH II Kairi... 3 Javelin434, Xiro and Kittenz reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Javelin434 3,164 Posted September 30, 2014 (edited) This awes- wait a minute... *Gets caught* Lemme go! *Bangs on steel bars that are wide enough between them for me to slide through with a tin mug* Edited September 30, 2014 by Javelin434 8 Soul Eater Evans, GotMilk5101520, Kittenz and 5 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gamerazor247 877 Posted September 30, 2014 I've lost track of how many times I've posted this video... 1 Alicia Maddox reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alicia Maddox 2,141 Posted September 30, 2014 This awes- wait a minute... *Gets caught* Lemme go! *Bangs on steel bars that are wide enough between them for me to slide through with a tin mug* Aha! I knew it would work! 1 Javelin434 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GotMilk5101520 573 Posted September 30, 2014 MISSION COMPLETE!!!! Now let's work on trapping a wild Kittens 3 Alicia Maddox, Javelin434 and Kittenz reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Javelin434 3,164 Posted September 30, 2014 Good day everyone! I'm here deep in the wilds of KH13.com and today, I'm going to show you how to safely bait and trap a wild Javelin434! The elusive Javelin can be found in its native habitat of the KH13 forums, stalking its meal, the Kairi. It especially likes its Kairi paired with SoKai. You are most likely to find the Javelin434 looking at Kairi related threads and topics. To catch this creature, you must make a thread of your own. This is how to do it. When you make a topic, be sure to put in the title heading words like Kairi and/or SoKai. That will get the Javelin's attention. Then, you must fill the thread with the appropriate content; like pictures. But not just any pictures, they must be Kairi related. The Javelin likes its pictures slightly inappropriate and mildly suggestive, like these; http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/151/4/a/kingdom_hearts__sora_and_kairi_are_about_to_kiss_by_luran_v-d51ta28.jpg http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23000000/Kairi-kingdom-hearts-23098883-306-500.jpg http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3425/3930780856_b5fc66abfa.jpg Once you have done all this, post it on the forums and wait. If the Javelin434 responds, then you have caught it! Don't forget to release it back into the wild once you are done! In all due seriousness, I got a good laugh reading this [and imagining this in Steve Irwin's voice] "The Javelin likes its pictures slightly inappropriate and mildly suggestive" I laughed way harder than I should at that line 3 Joker, Kittenz and Alicia Maddox reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XxBlossomingNobodyxX 298 Posted September 30, 2014 JAAVVEEELLLIIINNNNN!!! and yaayy Kairi pics 3 Javelin434, Kittenz and Alicia Maddox reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Javelin434 3,164 Posted September 30, 2014 JAAVVEEELLLIIINNNNN!!! and yaayy Kairi pics hullo Blossom 1 XxBlossomingNobodyxX reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XxBlossomingNobodyxX 298 Posted September 30, 2014 hullo Blossom JJJAAVVEELLIINN SAID "HULLO" TO ME!! *VIOLENTLY FANGIRLS* 1 Javelin434 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alicia Maddox 2,141 Posted September 30, 2014 In all due seriousness, I got a good laugh reading this [and imagining this in Steve Irwin's voice] "The Javelin likes its pictures slightly inappropriate and mildly suggestive" I laughed way harder than I should at that line You know, I almost wrote this in Steve's voice. And LOL, I know you too well. And I also know where you keep your secret Kairi porn stash. 2 Soul Eater Evans and Javelin434 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Javelin434 3,164 Posted September 30, 2014 (edited) You know, I almost wrote this in Steve's voice. And LOL, I know you too well. And I also know where you keep your secret Kairi porn stash. *Deletes internet browsing history* *Destroys computer and back-up external hard drives.* *Also burns magazine stash underneath living room couch and in turn, accidentally burns the couch* *Whole house catches on fire* No you don't. Not anymore Edited September 30, 2014 by Javelin434 4 Kittenz, Alicia Maddox, Soul Eater Evans and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alicia Maddox 2,141 Posted September 30, 2014 *Deletes internet browsing history* *Destroys computer and back-up external hard drives.* *Also burns magazine stash underneath living room couch and in turn, accidentally burns the couch* *Whole house catches on fire* No you don't. Not anymore Dangnabbit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Javelin434 3,164 Posted September 30, 2014 Dangnabbit! Wait a minute... *Goes to public library to delete internet cloud stash* *Librarian sees images and calls the cops* *Gets thrown in jail.* Well... from one cage and into another... This just isn't my day 5 XxBlossomingNobodyxX, Kittenz, Tigerruss and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alicia Maddox 2,141 Posted September 30, 2014 Wait a minute... *Goes to public library to delete internet cloud stash* *Librarian sees images and calls the cops* *Gets thrown in jail.* Well... from one cage and into another... This just isn't my day Welp. You have to pay for your addiction somehow. And now, its Kittens' turn..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kittenz 4,281 Posted September 30, 2014 So true XDD MISSION COMPLETE!!!! Now let's work on trapping a wild Kittens Welp. You have to pay for your addiction somehow. And now, its Kittens' turn..... > N-NOOOOOO!!! *runs* 3 XxBlossomingNobodyxX, Javelin434 and Alicia Maddox reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alicia Maddox 2,141 Posted September 30, 2014 So true XDD N-NOOOOOO!!! *runs* Drat, she's on to us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
XxBlossomingNobodyxX 298 Posted September 30, 2014 So true XDD N-NOOOOOO!!! *runs* Run Kitten, run... *whispers* soon. 1 Alicia Maddox reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Col.Random 3,683 Posted September 30, 2014 What do you mean "release it back into the wild once you're done"? What if I want to sell Javelin434s on the black market and make a profit? 4 Javelin434, XxBlossomingNobodyxX, laurentk18 and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kittenz 4,281 Posted September 30, 2014 Run Kitten, run... *whispers* soon. D: !! *runs faster* *gets distracted by fanart* 2 Javelin434 and XxBlossomingNobodyxX reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GotMilk5101520 573 Posted September 30, 2014 D: !! *runs faster* *gets distracted by fanart* *Grabs Kittens and throws her in a cage* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kittenz 4,281 Posted September 30, 2014 *Grabs Kittens and throws her in a cage* !!! Le-Let me out! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aros 670 Posted September 30, 2014 Wait a minute... *Goes to public library to delete internet cloud stash* *Librarian sees images and calls the cops* *Gets thrown in jail.* Well... from one cage and into another... This just isn't my day !!! Le-Let me out! what's coming on here? all this noise and running.... people in cage...two?! (cit. -axel) i would help, because i'm a good dude and trust you guys but... because i'm good i have to respect the rule.... what should i do? and aren't we smurfs... ah no, wait that was another topic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites