Posted June 27, 201510 yr Popular Post I was going to review this game, but the game is so bad I won't.
June 27, 201510 yr "I don't wanna Mindjack in Mindjack!" - Angry Joe, 2011. Good idea, that game is just..... ....UGH! DX Kill it with Hellfire.
June 27, 201510 yr Author "I don't wanna Mindjack in Mindjack!" - Angry Joe, 2011. Good idea, that game is just..... ....UGH! DX Kill it with Hellfire. Yeah, Angry Joe summed it up pretty well.
June 27, 201510 yr My friend bought it in a local game store for like £2. He can usually beat bad games but even he couldn't complete Mindjack. Is it really that bad?
June 27, 201510 yr Author I'm guessing that Square Enix made this game? Nah, they only published it. I've never played a bad Square Enix game.
June 27, 201510 yr Nah, they only published it. I've never played a bad Square Enix game. Then you should try Blood of Bahamut, Sigma Harmonics, Lighting Returns, the original FFXIV launch, Front Mission Evolved. All Square Enix homegrown games, all nigh-unplayable. And that's just off the top of my head.
June 27, 201510 yr Yeah, that shit was unplayable, and that doesn't even describe it. Edited June 27, 201510 yr by Xer
June 28, 201510 yr Author Then you should try Blood of Bahamut, Sigma Harmonics, Lighting Returns, the original FFXIV launch, Front Mission Evolved. All Square Enix homegrown games, all nigh-unplayable. And that's just off the top of my head. Most of the games you listed weren't even developed by Square Enix. And I actually loved Lightning Returns and Front Mission Evolved was great. I'd love to play Blood of Bahamut and Sigma Harmonics but they are only in Japanese.
June 28, 201510 yr I actually loved Lightning Returns I want to pretend you don't actually believe that. But since i can't, I'll just pretend you didn't even say it.
June 28, 201510 yr Author I want to pretend you don't actually believe that. But since i can't, I'll just pretend you didn't even say it. Ahhh, such an amazing game. And the staff have moved onto even bigger games. The art director is now the world art director on FFXV, the producer is the head of Square Enix's #1 division and is helming the FFVII Remake and the director has his own project in addition to most likely working on the VII Remake.
June 28, 201510 yr Ahhh, such an amazing game. And the staff have moved onto even bigger games. The art director is now the world art director on FFXV, the producer is the head of Square Enix's #1 division and is helming the FFVII Remake and the director has his own project in addition to most likely working on the VII Remake. Lighting Returns isn't without a few merits! Art direction was impressive, so I look forward to seeing something like that on XV. The producer is....well, the same guy as every other game. Now, Motomu Toriyama.... Yeah. He's a problem. Every single game - EVERY SINGLE GAME - he was behind was a complete and total dud. Blood of Bahamut probably being the worst offender. Lighting Returns WAS an amazing game. An amazingly shitty one.
June 28, 201510 yr Author Lighting Returns isn't without a few merits! Art direction was impressive, so I look forward to seeing something like that on XV. The producer is....well, the same guy as every other game. Now, Motomu Toriyama.... Yeah. He's a problem. Every single game - EVERY SINGLE GAME - he was behind was a complete and total dud. Blood of Bahamut probably being the worst offender. Lighting Returns WAS an amazing game. An amazingly shitty one. Please, X was the best PS2 game ever, X-2 was a very successful sequel, Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings was also great. Lightning Saga sold over 11 million copies on PS3 & 360 alone. Read it and weep.
June 28, 201510 yr Sure it was. If FFX was the only PS2 game you ever played. X-2 is the sort of abomination most everyone wants to delete from their brains. Revenant Wings, not much different. And Lighting Returns selling 11 million? Rofl, wtf? I think you mean 800,000 in total. Worldwide, on all platforms. That's called a complete failure. Not that even IF it was a success, sales don't even remotely amount to quality. Read it and weep.
June 28, 201510 yr Author Sure it was. If FFX was the only PS2 game you ever played. X-2 is the sort of abomination most everyone wants to delete from their brains. Revenant Wings, not much different. And Lighting Returns selling 11 million? Rofl, wtf? I think you mean 800,000 in total. Worldwide, on all platforms. That's called a complete failure. Not that even IF it was a success, sales don't even remotely amount to quality. Read it and weep. That's why FFX keeps winning awards in 2014 & 2015 and X/X-2 HD sold like crazy on PS3 & Vita. That's why RW was the highest selling new FF on DS and still scored highly as did X-2. I said Lightning Saga, that's all 3 games. Wrong, it sold 1.4 million copies on PS3 & 360 alone. Toriyama's games sell more than any ever in Square Enix history. Read it and weep.
I was going to review this game, but the game is so bad I won't.