hi guys im here to analyse the new kh3 trailer that played at 3e last week

 

 

so in this first image we see sephiroth and harry potter playing checkers and talking about world war ii i think this is setting up for a crossover but im not sure because the graphics are so bad i cant even see their faces

 

 

next we get our first look at the main character, his name is kingdom hearts and hes my favorite video game char i like him even more than metroid who is so cool because he has an arm cannon

here we see kingdom hearts about to bash his head into a wall because he has brain damage and thats why this game is so trippy

this is also the first time we see gameplay running on thomas the tank engine so thats pretty cool and whats noticeable is that hes still in his kh2 outfit and theres an x on his butt which means his anus is not prepared

 

next we see kingdom hearts's hair catch fire because there is so much hair gel

notice how daffy is there in the bottom right and he's staring at a wall because his ai was coded by a stray cat they found runing around the set of star wars 2

 

 

 

next we get a look at the gunblade hes carrying so if you look closely youll notice that it has a pentagram on the end which means hes gonna sacrifice the flying things to satan

 

here we see kingdom hearts running up to satan so that satan can accept his sacrifice btw this is how i know this game is gonna be rated m because you can see satan has red eyes and a red mouth and hes very evil and scary

 

next we see kingdom hearts on a choo choo with daffy and george w bush

its a sparkly train

i like trains

 

 

here we see kingdom hearts in his new costume which looks like a cross between his kh2 outfit and a sharpie marker

notice how he has six golden nipples now

 

here we see kingdom hearts fighting a bunch of racial stereotypes

also notice how the x on his butt is gone which means his anus is now prepared

 

here we see that kingdom hearts 3 is a third person shooter 

i hope that they have an option to switch to first person because first person shooters are the best games

 

here we see kingdom hearts riding a boat

this is stupid because hes on land

stupid game, you cant ride boats on land 0/10 immersion broken

 

ill finish my analysis later but i hope this has been helpful so far to everyone who wants to play kingdom hearts 3 hd

*Applause*

.....I don't get it.

Fantastic analysis.

 

I hope you do the same for anything that might come out of 23D or Show Tokyo Game.

Edited June 28, 201510 yr by Firaga Sensei

Kingdom Hearts 3-Mediocre sales. But with Immersion-Breaking Boats DLC-Platinum seller.

I'm....literally in tears, this was so funny.

Golden. 

This post was gold.

Brilliant.

.....I don't get it.

 

 

Edited June 29, 201510 yr by Jim

So this is Kingdom Darts 3 , uh ? 

I'M CRYING MY SIDES AHHHHH *dies*