Pretty simple game: Fill in the blank to complete the phrase, and then answer the phrase with a statement that sounds fine in context of whatever the blank word is but sounds like a funny/weird/sexual innuendo when it's referring to your significant other.

 

Here's some examples.

 

Your Motorcycle

 

"If you push up real tight, you can get three people on it."

 

Your Dog

 

"Hey, get off the mailman!"

 

Your Computer

 

"Next year, I'm getting rid of it and getting the new model".

A car

"Let me show you my pride and joy."

Edited January 15, 20169 yr by King Tag1999 (kingtag1999)

shout out to Whose line is it anyway?

 

A truck

"WOW you can fit 4 in there"

My 3DS

 

"I have so much fun playing with it!"

 

Hope my actual BF doesn't find this. If he does, then I'm sorry, I don't mean it!

My Life

 

At least I have one!

 

 

 

RIP in peace Nort, killed by his own burn.

 

 

Wild Pokemon

 

"You have to weaken it before you start throwing your Poke Balls at it."

 

I'm not even sure how I feel about this one since dirty jokes aren't my thing, but it came to mind ._.

 

 

My Life

 

At least I have one!

 

 

 

RIP in peace Nort, killed by his own burn.

 

 

 

This one applies to me, too.

My room

 

"It's messy, but it keeps me warm at night"

My shoe

 

"This used to fit tighter"

 

My Hamburger

 

"These buns have gone bad"

My PS3

 

"Brought home from a flea market."

Watching Someone Play Videogames

 

"Oh, crap, I thought that would kill you."

Whose Line Is It Anyway?, the show where the points don't matter.

 

-car-

"The seats are nice, but it's a bit tight."

 

Edit: You know you've been watching too many episodes too often that you remember some.

Edited January 15, 20169 yr by Rinax

A Hotdog

 

I eat the sasuage first.

Life

 

"Wish I have a normal one.."

Edited February 2, 20169 yr by Valhite