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Hey you.
Josuke Higashikata repliedA pony walks into a bar.
The bartender recognizes him as a famous singer. (*Crossed out: That one evening I decided to sing about homosexual gravel.)
He asks the pony: "Can you sing us a song?"
The pony responds: "No sorry, I'm a litter hoarse."
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Aru Akise posted a status update
Huh, I slept for only 4 hours and I'm all right. Guess I can spend more time with Cuddly.
Sakuraba Neku repliedWell, I sleep 4 hours in those 5 days for week. You get used to it. Doesn't mean its healthy though
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Aru Akise posted a status update
My boyfriend be too OP. But anyone is using hacks. And being a dirty sly fox wwwwww
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Aru Akise posted a status update
I didn't enjoy being a girl for long.
Forever replied@Kuni Pfffft! No need to sugarcoat it, hon! I know for a FACT I'm batshit. It's okay, though....'tis fun!

@Soul Eh?
Nero Kunivas replied@PanPan True, as am I. We're both highly crazy and it is SO fun!

@Soul I second Pandy's "Eh?".
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If you see me visit your profile constantly, it isn't because I'm stalking you. I like listening to your song AND I'm stalking you. (:
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When you're in front of me, my heart beats so quickly it's as if I am a youth tasting love for the first time. You are the handsome merman who sheds light into my sea of loneliness , the sinful god who taught me about the forbidden fruit!
Aru Akise repliedWhen I'm apart from you I feel nothing but anxiety, thinking when it will be the next time we can be together. The pain of being neglected the chances I have to meet you is equiparable to a thousand needles piercing through my heart.
Soul Eater Evans repliedI'm just a natural flirt, but I don't see it in a sexual way. A lot of the time I'm like an overexcited puppy.
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Aru Akise posted a status update
Lea, Shana and Weed are on a killing spree.
Dracozombie repliedDamn. The mods destroying drama llamas with their mighty hammers is always entertaining.
Oh well, there's always the next one.
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Aru Akise posted a status update
The randoomness be too powerful.
Soul Eater Evans repliedTry to stop me if you can. If there’s anyone who can match my randomness , that is.
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You are now a woman. Sorry nii http://angryanimebitches.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/kiri-iri-1024x724.jpg
Soul Eater Evans repliedYou're count is around 5
With Iriv-Sky that makes 23
I am a bad otouto
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