Dracozombie

It's tougher than you might think to maintain this scowl all the time.

*peeks at FF Wiki's latest image uploads* Uhh is this a hoax? This is totally a hoax. Gimme a break, it's a convincing picture but-- oh. Cloud's in Smash.

I wish I played Smash so I can fangirl over this. Unfortunately, I do not play Smash so I'm mainly just worried how much of the community are gonna rage about "OMG get that emo FFVII shit out of our Nintendo!" Okay, that's probably just me giving the Smash fans little faith (I'm not a part of it, after all), but at least the reception here is positive. But I did enjoy all the little references in the trailer. And hey, if they make an Amiibo out of him then I'd totally get it, if only to get a cheap and easily-obtainable Cloud figurine.

Hooray!

Something with lots of dynamite and Acme, I presume.

It's an unarmed missile from a UFO.

So, if I stick my head on top of Goofy or whoever, is that a self-insert or am I stealing myself?

Wait, I thought Terra did get his armor on in time -- but it amounted to nothing, because his heart was already overtaken by darkness (however that happened. What, exactly, did Terra do wrong besides pal around with the Disney villains he wound up opposing in the end anyway?). And Terra couldn't just have dodged the heart because... it's a homing heart missile. Do not question Xehanort's methods.

I know, that's why this very status mocks me. D: Dammit I should buy my own fudge.

Lea please don't torture me like this.

Where's my firetrucking pizza? >:| *doorbell rings two seconds later* ... well then.

Wow, these days I'm paying so little attention to KH news that I didn't know there was a non-trailer to get trolled with, until people started complaining about it. I guess the joke's on Squeenix.

Nothingness intensifies. Xemnas would be proud.

Oooo I shall check out this thing.

XV: the Breakfast of Gluttony

Oh yeeeah. Good point.

If we're on the subject of dismissing fruit, then I'm not too keen on apples. Apple pie, on the other hand...

If it's a STACK, wouldn't that technically make it more than one pancake i.e. more than one darkness?

Ohhhh shit what have we done

This looks corny and stupid and I will play the shit out of it anyway. For all the people out there who think this thing is nothing but a cash grab... Scott has never been in it for the money. If he never made a dime off FNaF, I'm sure he'd have still kept going after all the support he received, because these guys are near and dear to him. That's why I 90 percent* understand and support why he's doing this: he's grown to love these characters that many other people now love, and now he wants to take a crack at returning to his roots -- why not kill two birds with one stone? If Scott was really milking it, he'd make FNA5 (which he said time and time again will not happen) or at least stick to the same exact formula. I'm glad he's trying something different with the characters we've grown attached to. *I say 90 percent because it's possible to grow too attached to one's creations and then veer off course in the bad way... because OH GOD THIS LOOKS SO CORNY, BUT I WANT IT SO BADLY. LIKE SERIOUSLY, I LOVE TURNING STUFF I ENJOY INTO RPGS (AS LONG AS IT'S A GOOD RPG -- I'M LOOKING AT YOU, FIVE NIGHTS AT F**KBOY'S) That said, I'll be judging this one as an RPG, not a FNaF game, and a bad RPG won't be saved just because it has FNaF characters; in my eyes it certainly didn't save F**kboy's. I can't say I'm not a little bit worried. Wasn't FNaF Scott's last-ditch effort because he was failing as a game developer? Still, I'll give him some faith and reserve my judgement for how stupid, awesome, or awesomely stupid this will be when it comes out.

It's already been mentioned, but experiments of Ansem's apprentices and Aqua alone in the Realm of Darkness unsettles me a bit. The Heartless experiments involved suppressing, extracting, or amplifying the darkness in peoples' hearts to the point that they're reduced to mindless creatures. One can only wonder just what the apprentices had done to other human beings to manipulate that darkness. And Aqua's entrapment is more depressing than scary, but I can't imagine walking around a dark, monster-infested plane with no seeming way out, no other human contact, no way of knowing what's happening on the outside world, and, though KH isn't a series that would need to answer such a question, no guarantee where she'll get food and water. Yeesh.

Six Flags was just how I remember it: 10 percent fun and 90 percent waiting in line.

This is the most festive I've been for Halloween in many years. To that end, so far I've spent more money on candy than on actual food.

Uhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhh uhhhhhhhh uhh Puella Magi Madoka Magica?

Personally, I wouldn't have minded if Roxas had indeed become KH2's main character. Of course, that's my bias talking, as well as my preference for KH1 Sora out of any of the series. But as much as I have my preferences, I wouldn't go so far as to say Roxas should have been the main character. I love the guy, but it's easy for me to say that because the direction Sora's character takes seems to shift from game to game, for no apparent reason. Roxas at least is consistent. Plus I don't necessarily need the plot to feel similar to a Final Fantasy game -- we already have Final Fantasy, and Kingdom Hearts, while having similar infrastructure, is still its own series.