MyDixieRect

I hear the women down in Carolina have the nicest vaginas. Can anyone confirm this?

Guy designs a 25 hour DLC for Skyrim that runs flawlessly and bug free (something Bethesda, the games creators can't even do) and uses it to apply to Bethesda. They might not give him a job because he didn't go to college. -_-

I hate when I miss a call by a second, call the person back and they don't answer. Seriously, what happened in the five seconds it took to call you back? Did you throw your phone across the room in rage or what?

Tried to create a bait and switch troll topic at GameFAQS and I got a ton of replies basically saying "Lool I knew this wouldnt be a troll topic, we have faith on you, Winner" along with the trophy image in my sig. Moments like these are why I always return back to that site. Had no idea I was kind of famous there.

I wish I could bring inanimate objects to life just so when they hurt me I can exact my revenge and have them feel pain.

I have consulted various experts in the field, cross checked all my references and the numbers seem to all add up. Therefore I must officially confirm that Final Fantasy IX is indeed the best Final Fantasy title. Although if one says VI that is also acceptable.

How is it almost August already? It feels like my holiday just started...I hate when time flies like this. ;_;

I would do anything to get my first Paper Mario game and I mean anything! Yeah, you know what you read.

Weiss you dumbass! Start making sense you rotten book, or you're gonna be sorry. Maybe I'll rip your pages out one by one, or maybe I'll put you in the goddamn furnance! How can someone with such a big, smart brain be hypnotized like a little bitch, huh? Oh, Shadowlord, I love you Shadowlord. Come over here and give Weiss a big sloppy kiss, Shadowlord. Now pull your head out of your goddamn ass and start firetrucking helping us!

Flaming Lea is the best wife ever! (I dont actually know any other wives except my mum and that'd be weird for me to call her that )

Any Dexter fans here?

Watching Shrek 2 (UK release) and the ugly step sister and "Joan Rivers" now have London/cockney accents. The horror! And they rerecorded the soundtrack with British singers! gaaah!

Sure joke about the Holocaust that's fine. But when you combine a Holocaust joke with the Boston bombings you've gone too far!

Friends, I have returned!

*lick*

I shall return in about a week and a half!

Nothing like when someone completely misses the point of a post/message but replies anyway.

Just coming home and on my street I see a woman kick her dog in the face, drag it across the street and kick in multiple times more. You know if the house was empty I'd have dragged her in there and wrecked her hard (not sexually) before tossing her back in the street and I'd smile and laugh all the while.

*deletes Winner's proof on his profile* WHERE'S YOUR PROOF NAO?

Video games will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no video games. Fact of life.