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King Riku posted a status update
GOD. He's on the stupid injured list. I swear, if he dies, I'm going to find a way to save his ass just so I can kill him myself. He's not dying today.
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Shera Wizard posted a status update
no.ihaventheardofathingcalled'spacebar'.
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Col.Random posted a status update
It is I, Mr.Cuddles the Seeker of Darkness!
Shera Wizard repliedMe be le eveel wizardo then?
Me wan cuddle Mr. Cuddles D: Pwease? Me also give evil cookees D8
Shera Wizard repliedYEIYZ!x3
*Runs over and cuddles Mr. Cuddles*
Mr. Cuddles is the best evil Cuddles there ever was!

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AROD666 posted a status update
I ain’t into S&M, but my whip’s off the chain A little drop of candy paint drips off the frame Twisted-ass mind, got a pretzel for a brain An eraser for a head, f*ckin’ pencil for a frame You don’t like it then peel off, bitch Every last woman on Earth I’ll kill off, and I still wouldn’t f*ck you, slut So wipe the smile on your grill off, I swear to God I’ll piss a Happy Meal off Get the wheels turnin’, spin, and wheel off Snap the axel in half, bust the tie-rod Quit hollerin’
AROD666 replied“Why, God?” He ain’t got shit to do with it
Bygones’ll never be bygones, so won’t be finished swallowin’ my wad
I ain’t finished blowin’ it, nice bra
Hope it’ll fit a tough titty, bitch
Life’s hard, I swear to God, life is a dumb blonde white broad
With fake tits and a bad dye job
Who just spit in my f*ckin’ face and called me a f*ckin’ tightwad
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4Everbee posted a status update
Smack you Right across your lips Gonna lose your lipstick Cause you keep on talkin' shit I'm gonna kick you Right between your hips Cause you're such a catty bitch And for me it's such a switch Cause I'm usually such a lady But tonight I'm gonna smack a bitch
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AROD666 posted a status update
you know you bored when your topic of conversation is potatos

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4Everbee posted a status update
I think I want to audition for the x factor next year. Hmm
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4Everbee posted a status update
Let's fllyyyyyyy. Wait no. Nu uh. I don't wanna fly with ya sorry ass.