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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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see what i mean? silence.

 

i did some thinking, and found out you will NEVER laugh at this joke.

 

so you will get told this joke when you are around 4, and you won't get it. that will happen several times until your 7 or 8, when you will sort of understand the joke. then you'll hear the joke loads more times, but you'll be so tired of the joke you won't laugh

 

people try to make it more exciting by going 'to get to the pork chop shop!'. and by try, i mean fail :P

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Two chickens meet, each one on the other side of the road.

- What are you doing?

- I'm trying to get on the other side of this road.

- Silly. You are on the other side!

 

Yeah, yeah, don't you die on me laughing x)

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lol, see what i mean?

Um..yea. He obviously crossed the road to get to the other side. DUH!

yeah, i never got this joke. It's just common sense, lol.

The idiots

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i bet the person who created the joke was an old man living in a shed

^LOLLLLL.

 

I think this joke is coo' beans.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

To collect alimony from her baby daddy!

I bet your right Koolkingdom

I KNOWZ! HE CROSSED THE ROAD TO GO TO THE HORRIBLE NEUCLEAR PLANT WHERE HE THEN FELL INTO A BATCH OF NEUCLEAR STUFF AND BECAME SUPER CHICKEN!!! HE THEN WENT ON THIS HUGE ADVENTURE (The 7 DVD set you can find at any local retailer) AND THEN SUPER EVIL CHICKEN WAS DEFEATED AND THEN (since all of the evil was destroyed) NO ONE WANTED HIM SO HE BECAME A MISERABLE DRUNK AND THEN HIS KIDNEY EXPLODED!!! THE END!!!!!!

 

and THAT is why, little ones, you should never trust a chicken!

I KNOWZ! HE CROSSED THE ROAD TO GO TO THE HORRIBLE NEUCLEAR PLANT WHERE HE THEN FELL INTO A BATCH OF NEUCLEAR STUFF AND BECAME SUPER CHICKEN!!! HE THEN WENT ON THIS HUGE ADVENTURE (The 7 DVD set you can find at any local retailer) AND THEN SUPER EVIL CHICKEN WAS DEFEATED AND THEN (since all of the evil was destroyed) NO ONE WANTED HIM SO HE BECAME A MISERABLE DRUNK AND THEN HIS KIDNEY EXPLODED!!! THE END!!!!!!

 

and THAT is why, little ones, you should never trust a chicken!

 

..............

 

FFFFFFFGHAHAHAGHAHAHAGAHAHAA.

 

KAY SO, YOU WIN THE UNIVERSE.

 

*files for chicken insurance*

you might also want to file for Pollo insurance! (in case you must go to Mexico)

 

BTW LEECH!!!

  • 2 months later...

Why did the chicken cross the road, you ask?

 

To get hit by the truck, of course.

 

*shot for bringing up old threads*

He crossed the road because he's a stupid chicken and doesn't even know what a road is and it was in his way of his mindless walking :P

Chickens aren't smart enough to have a purpose.

Because he's got no head. I mean, he can't see so he goes where ever he wants.

 

....Wow that fails lol.

 

BUT there has been chickens who can survive without their head. Can't understand why though xD

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Why did the chicken cross the road, you ask?

 

To get hit by the truck, of course.

 

*shot for bringing up old threads*

 

O.o

 

why did the chicken cross the road?

to hack onto my computer and make a joke!

He crossed the road to be fried by a nearby restaurant xD

Because he's got no head. I mean, he can't see so he goes where ever he wants.

 

....Wow that fails lol.

 

BUT there has been chickens who can survive without their head. Can't understand why though xD

 

not for long though

Lol no it's

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

"Cause the Chicken wanted to become roadkill DUH!"

Epic fail! xD

I like Wilson's one lol

 

Oooh I've watch a chicken get it's head cut off..It's kinda sick to watch. And then it moved around with out it's head for a while..Never going to that farm again.

Lol JF... that Chick ain't ever crossign a road now... *Plays death march*

 

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

TO GET IN CELLAS PANTS!

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Lol JF... that Chick ain't ever crossign a road now... *Plays death march*

 

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

TO GET IN CELLAS PANTS!

 

^

Epic Win!

Heh heh,, thank you!

What do I win?

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you win a man-eating bear-kirby-hybrid!

 

(''') (@.o) (''')

OMG PEDO-BEAR!

*runs away*

*Cowers in the pants*

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