RIKU PASSES SORA FAILS LEA GETS A KEYBLADE WHAT ELSE

Xehanort gets tons of versions of himself. Ienzo and Even don't care that Lea killed them. Isa and Braig are evil. Sora falls into darkness. Riku goes from dawn to light.

Oh and by the way the whole game is one big inception?

Edited September 1, 201213 yr by Keysofblades

Darth Vader is Luke's father.

Snape kills dumbledore.

Harry potter is a witch.

Rue dies.

Okay now I'm done.

I'm Batman.

SORA IS EVERYONE XEHANORT IS EVERYONE

IS EVERYONE IS SORA

THEN EVERYONE IS EVERYONE

AND EVERYONE IS XEHANORT

Kairi's going to train, go through character development and have shitload of butthurt bitches wanting her to be eradicted from the Kingdom Hearts series altogether. 8D

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OBVIOUSLY IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN

Master Xehanort splits his life force into 13 horcruxes, and Sora and Riku go into a dream, within another dream.... and Sora does crack in TWTNW. Sora, instead of bangin Kairi, goes back to Traverse Town and has an orgy with tons of animals.

Edited September 1, 201213 yr by Master Juan

XEHANORT GOT INSIDE 9 PEOPLE ALREADY

AND WAS ABOUT TO GO TO GET INSIDE SORA

 

THIS IS OBVIOUSLY NOT PERVERTED NOPE NOT AT ALL

Edited September 1, 201213 yr by Shana09

I HAVE A CRAMP IN MY HIP OUCH

Sora and Riku pass but only Riku becomes a master

The power they seek is the ability to wake hearts from sleep

Julius is the secret boss

Xemnas is pointless

Ansem is pointless

Vanitas is pointless

Ansem is pointless

The test is pointless

Maleficent is pointless

Pete is pointless

Sora falls to darkness

Sora and Ven's heart briefly fuse

Riku meets Roxas, Ventus and Xion, and gets the data within Sora

Joshua has an angel wing

Ansem gathered forms of himself through time travel by going back in time to meet young Xehanort to get him to travel through time to gather forms of himself

The final boss is a time traveling young Xehanort

Aqua is pointless

The X Blade is what keyblades are based on

The X Blade is made of 13 darknesses and 7 lights, Xehanort implies that he is all seven darknesses at once, Sora, Riku, Mickey and TAV are said to be the lights, but the final one is left ambiguous, though it is implied to be Kairi

Axel goes to another dimension and just gets a keyblade because he feels like it

Lea saves Sora

Sora wears pink glasses and has a tea party with Donald and Goofy

Riku is Sora's dream eater

The goal of Xehanort is to draw Sora into a dream with a dream

Inside the dream, Sora fight Xemnas and there are inception bwaaahs in the music

Sora is made to feel the pain of all of the people in his heart

Nobody can remember Xion still, but apparently seeing her is fine

They start calling Xehanort's Heartless Ansem again

The purpose of the Organization was to find twelve vessels for Xehanort, but it failed. The new Organization has the same goal, featuring various alternate forms of Xehanort

Saix and Braig are vessels of Xehanort

All of the original Xehanort's get their true forms back

it's possible fr Nobodies to grow new hearts

Xeanort's are still after Kingdom Hearts

Time travel is a thing

You must leave your body behind in order to time travel

There is a time limit on time travel

There must be a version of you in the place you want to time travel to

Unless it's Timeless River, or a dream, apparently

Meow Wow is the first dream eater you get

Neku and co use the light puck

The Disney Worlds are pointless

Frollo dies

Neku and co double die

CLU dies

Sam says hell

riku is the main character

Yen Sid is worthless

Sora and Riku pass but only Riku becomes a master

The power they seek is the ability to wake hearts from sleep

Julius is the secret boss

Xemnas is pointless

Ansem is pointless

Vanitas is pointless

Ansem is pointless

The test is pointless

Maleficent is pointless

Pete is pointless

Sora falls to darkness

Sora and Ven's heart briefly fuse

Riku meets Roxas, Ventus and Xion, and gets the data within Sora

Joshua has an angel wing

Ansem gathered forms of himself through time travel by going back in time to meet young Xehanort to get him to travel through time to gather forms of himself

The final boss is a time traveling young Xehanort

Aqua is pointless

The X Blade is what keyblades are based on

The X Blade is made of 13 darknesses and 7 lights, Xehanort implies that he is all seven darknesses at once, Sora, Riku, Mickey and TAV are said to be the lights, but the final one is left ambiguous, though it is implied to be Kairi

Axel goes to another dimension and just gets a keyblade because he feels like it

Lea saves Sora

Sora wears pink glasses and has a tea party with Donald and Goofy

Riku is Sora's dream eater

The goal of Xehanort is to draw Sora into a dream with a dream

Inside the dream, Sora fight Xemnas and there are inception bwaaahs in the music

Sora is made to feel the pain of all of the people in his heart

Nobody can remember Xion still, but apparently seeing her is fine

They start calling Xehanort's Heartless Ansem again

The purpose of the Organization was to find twelve vessels for Xehanort, but it failed. The new Organization has the same goal, featuring various alternate forms of Xehanort

Saix and Braig are vessels of Xehanort

All of the original Xehanort's get their true forms back

it's possible fr Nobodies to grow new hearts

Xeanort's are still after Kingdom Hearts

Time travel is a thing

You must leave your body behind in order to time travel

There is a time limit on time travel

There must be a version of you in the place you want to time travel to

Unless it's Timeless River, or a dream, apparently

Meow Wow is the first dream eater you get

Neku and co use the light puck

The Disney Worlds are pointless

Frollo dies

Neku and co double die

CLU dies

Sam says hell

riku is the main character

Yen Sid is worthless

 

 

Well that just sums it up

Sora dies.

Totally happened.

"Lea gets a Keyblade." must be the Kingdom Hearts version of "Snape kills Dumbledore.".

Xehanort gets tons of versions of himself. Ienzo and Even don't care that Lea killed them. Isa and Braig are evil. Sora falls into darkness. Riku goes from dawn to light.

Oh and by the way the whole game is one big inception?

 

Didn't Riku save Sora from darkness? when he goes into Sora's heart?

Sora and Riku pass but only Riku becomes a master

The power they seek is the ability to wake hearts from sleep

Julius is the secret boss

Xemnas is pointless

Ansem is pointless

Vanitas is pointless

Ansem is pointless

The test is pointless

Maleficent is pointless

Pete is pointless

Sora falls to darkness

Sora and Ven's heart briefly fuse

Riku meets Roxas, Ventus and Xion, and gets the data within Sora

Joshua has an angel wing

Ansem gathered forms of himself through time travel by going back in time to meet young Xehanort to get him to travel through time to gather forms of himself

The final boss is a time traveling young Xehanort

Aqua is pointless

The X Blade is what keyblades are based on

The X Blade is made of 13 darknesses and 7 lights, Xehanort implies that he is all seven darknesses at once, Sora, Riku, Mickey and TAV are said to be the lights, but the final one is left ambiguous, though it is implied to be Kairi

Axel goes to another dimension and just gets a keyblade because he feels like it

Lea saves Sora

Sora wears pink glasses and has a tea party with Donald and Goofy

Riku is Sora's dream eater

The goal of Xehanort is to draw Sora into a dream with a dream

Inside the dream, Sora fight Xemnas and there are inception bwaaahs in the music

Sora is made to feel the pain of all of the people in his heart

Nobody can remember Xion still, but apparently seeing her is fine

They start calling Xehanort's Heartless Ansem again

The purpose of the Organization was to find twelve vessels for Xehanort, but it failed. The new Organization has the same goal, featuring various alternate forms of Xehanort

Saix and Braig are vessels of Xehanort

All of the original Xehanort's get their true forms back

it's possible fr Nobodies to grow new hearts

Xeanort's are still after Kingdom Hearts

Time travel is a thing

You must leave your body behind in order to time travel

There is a time limit on time travel

There must be a version of you in the place you want to time travel to

Unless it's Timeless River, or a dream, apparently

Meow Wow is the first dream eater you get

Neku and co use the light puck

The Disney Worlds are pointless

Frollo dies

Neku and co double die

CLU dies

Sam says hell

riku is the main character

Yen Sid is worthless

 

Sora left the area in the end to hug a bunch of dream eaters that came to reality, apparently.

Isa is another Xehanort.

Briag is another Xehanort.

Everyone is a Xehanort.

It's a Xeha-sausage fest.

Donald and Goofy comes in the end and saves everyone from god-knows-what and every Xehanort ran out of time and went back to once they came.

The game is mindfiretruck.

The last world is mindfiretruck.

The story got so confusing.

The plotline had time traveling.

YMX is annoying at a boss battle.

Beautiful camera views.

Apparently Riku was in Sora's dream, while Sora is in the dream realm.

It makes little sense.

Ventus failed to protect Sora from darkness.

It became darkness.

Riku destroyed the armor and freed it and Sora from darkness.

Ansem the wise is everywhere.

Edited September 1, 201213 yr by Shana09

Didn't Riku save Sora from darkness? when he goes into Sora's heart?

 

Yes but he still fell into darkness. It says that on a poster....somewhere...

Sora left the area in the end to hug a bunch of dream eaters that came to reality, APPARENTLY.

 

Except Sora went back to the dream realm .. Nomura even confirmed it .He went back to the dream realm to thank his friends

Except Sora went back to the dream realm .. Nomura even confirmed it .He went back to the dream realm to thank his friends

 

8D

im so confused right now

he saved traverse town from sleep

he is in his kh2 outfit

im so confused

So like the day I was so happy about Kairi bby I made this

 

and some people on tumblr were like "AHHH SPOILER" and I was like no firetruck you I made this myself

 

yeah

 

firetruck yeah Kairi I love you bby

8D

im so confused right now

he saved traverse town from sleep

he is in his kh2 outfit

im so confused

 

May 10 Famitsu will help.. Besides traverse town is an inbetween world ..In the beginning Yen Sid sent them back through time to Destiny Island when it fell to enter the realm of sleep in their younger ages for the MoM .. He doesnt need to do that now . Sora gained the power to enter the realm of sleep on his own.

So like the day I was so happy about Kairi bby I made this

 

and some people on tumblr were like "AHHH SPOILER" and I was like no firetruck you I made this myself

 

yeah

 

firetruck yeah Kairi I love you bby

 

this is perf

May 10 Famitsu will help.. Besides traverse town is an inbetween world ..In the beginning Yen Sid sent them back through time to Destiny Island when it fell to enter the realm of sleep in their younger ages for the MoM .. He doesnt need to do that now . Sora gained the power to enter the realm of sleep on his own.

 

ah okay thanks

 

 

So like the day I was so happy about Kairi bby I made this

 

and some people on tumblr were like "AHHH SPOILER" and I was like no firetruck you I made this myself

 

yeah

 

firetruck yeah Kairi I love you bby

 

well the character development sure helped

i hope she is badass in KH3

Gandalf won't let you pass.

That Mercedes Benz will pull in and steal your parking spot.

Step on a crack your break youll mothers back (yea right)

Join the dark side we have pumpkin pie

Join the force we have cookies

Imperials fight for cookies

Stormcloaks fight to ban cookies

I think thats all owo

Edited September 1, 201213 yr by Libirica