Chapter One: Sora96's Quest

"I've had enough of this bullshit!" Sora96 practically shouts at his monitor. "I'm sick and tired of not being treated like I'm being important around here!" He complained to nobody in particular. "Not even Snow respects me!" He said, wiping a tear from his eye. "...that's it. I'll kidnap DChiuch... and force him to make me an Administrator..." He said, sniffling. "I'll show them that I'm important, too." He realized he had left a Tinychat page open, and his microphone was on. The username said "guest18152" so he shrugged it off as some noob member. He closed out of the tab and began typing out a long debate about why Miranda Kerr was sexier than Keira Knightley on an open notepad window.

 

-

 

After he finished getting dressed and disguised, Sora96 put a rag in a small bucket of warm water which had chamomile and ground up sleeping pills, hoping it would be as effective as the normal drug. He wrung it out and balled it up in his hand. He went out his window and stuck to the shadows, and began his trek to Daniel's house.

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Daniel laid on the couch, his head on Aaron's lap. Aaron had somehow fallen asleep in his upright position, but Daniel disregarded it, his eyes fixated on the television screen. Sora96 slowly opened Daniel's window and slipped in quietly. He shut it behind him and pressed his back up to the backside of the couch. He could tell Aaron was asleep, so he snuck around the couch. As soon as he saw Daniel, he pressed the rag up to his nose. "Brayd--" Daniel was about to say, but lost consciousness due to the heavy does of sleeping drugs.

 

He slowly drug Daniel off of Aaron's lap and tried to lift him, but Daniel was too heavy. He didn't notice Daniel's phone fall out of his pocket. He drug Daniel out of the house through the window, closing it cautiously behind him.

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Meanwhile, Shana was in the locker room with baylaust and hatok.

 

 

Alright, I'm done writing. I promise the next chapter will be much funnier. For now.. I just need to try to get some sleep. >_>'' and sorry it's short. this went through SO many stages of development.

Edited November 9, 201212 yr by Snow

Chapter 5. Still really haven't had sleep.

 

Sora's Little Helper posted yet another status update advertising his tiny chat room, which was the fifth today. Only a few people actually clicked on the link and he started shouting "WEEDANORT" into his microphone, causing everybody to leave as soon as they made their nickname. "firetruck it. I'll go to Australia too." He sighed, turning off his monitor.

-

coolwings finally made it to the airport and jumped off his bike and crashed through the window of the airplane. "SNOOOOOWWWWW" He shouted, causing everyone to scream and panic. Snow shrunk down in his seat. "Maybe he won't recognize me from my picture..." He muttered hopefully. "I FOUND LIKE THE BEST DOUJIN OF SAZH x DAJH AND I TOTALLY WANT YOU TO READ IT SNOW!" coolwings screamed, running towards Snow's seat. "firetruckfiretruckfiretruckfiretruckfiretruck..." Snow muttered, covering his face. coolwings sat in the seat next to him. "HEYA SNOW!" Snow began to cry.

-

Meanwhile on KH13's status updates, there was a sparkle war.

-

Trey began suck on the corner of his monitor, expressing his love the best way he could. He began to scrape his teeth gently on it when a chat notification sound got his attention. He opened the chat, which was from Kirux.

 

Kirux: TERY I FINALLY MET XAON IN REAL LIFE BUT HE RAN UP A WALL TO GET AWAY FROM ME

Ertyx: Wow, he really doesn't want to be with you.

Kirux: I KNOW I KNOW... MAYBE IF HE DOESNT WANT ME SNOW WILL

Ertyx: ...Kirux, he's 14...

Kirux: I DONT CARE. I NEED SOME LOVE

Ertyx: And you think Snow would give it to you?

Kirux: ITS WORTH A SHOT 8D

-

Xeveemon was typing an insanely long status about BTR. He seemed to be the only one in existence who actually liked them.

Xeveemon has posted a status update.

OMG OMG OMG GAIZ BIG TIME RUSH IS SO firetruckING AWESOME EVERYONE GO LISTEN OMG OMG JAMES MASLOW IS SO HOT I COULD DO HIM ALL DAY EVEN THE ENTIRE BAND

Comments:

Jim: OMG HEY XEVEEMON I FARTED IN A BUCKET. 'MURICA.

Kinode: BTR < 1D

Kaiso: butts

Flaming Lea: no1curr

Space Cowboy: Cool story bro.

Space Cowboy: oh guys btw I'm not a troll and my name isn't Jessica

Kaiso: JESSICA PLS

-

Once upon a time there was a maiden named VanitasisKirby. She was very beautiful and everybody said she was. But she always claimed that she wasn't pretty at all, which depressed everybody. Despite this she was still in every possible shipping some way or another. In the end she found true love with the entire site of KH13. kirby13 otp

-

Think Pink was brushing her hair in her bathroom when TheApprenticeofKingMickey stared at her through her window. "Soon..." She says, dragging her fingers on the window.

-

Shana finally sat down at her computer from a hard day's work, throwing today's earnings on the side of her desk. She used one hand to try and smooth her hair out as well as clean it. She saw Aaron's status update. "Ooooohhh... I could finally ban all of the people who make fun of me for the way I get my money..." She said devilishly. "ARIGHT DCHIUCH, I'M cumming COMING!" She yells at her computer screen. also shana, yes, i do have a death wish. but you do know this isnt serious right

-

Think Pink had settled for a relaxing bath and TheApprenticeofKingMickey had three consecutive nosebleeds.

-

LexaIIIV was having a fight with Vanitas again, and just had to post it on the Last Post Wins because she thought somebody cared.

 

Vanitas: Lexa, I'm tired of living with you. can I go live with Snow or something

Lexa: NO. YOU'RE STAYING RIGHT HERE

Vanitas: ok who made you the boss

Lexa: ME.

Vanitas: no fairs.

Lexa: DEAL WITH IT *puts on shades*

Vanitas: You're doing it wrong. also I'm actually baylaust. so i can leave. kthnxbai

Lexa: NO VANITAS WE NEVER HAD SEXY TIME AGAIN LIKE YOU PROMISED

Snow: he's asking for me to show him my weewee.

Vanitas: NO SNOW THAT IS NOT TRUE o////o

Roxas1432: Wait, that's baylaust? He looks like hatok.

Kaiso: butts

-

 

would have posted this a lot firetrucking sooner but my cousin's friend had taken the computer over >_>

Xeveemon was typing an insanely long status about BTR. He seemed to be the only one in existence who actually liked them.

 

I love you

I love you

 

I love you too

:nohomo:

Chapter 5. Still really haven't had sleep.

 

Sora's Little Helper posted yet another status update advertising his tiny chat room, which was the fifth today. Only a few people actually clicked on the link and he started shouting "WEEDANORT" into his microphone, causing everybody to leave as soon as they made their nickname. "firetruck it. I'll go to Australia too." He sighed, turning off his monitor.

-

coolwings finally made it to the airport and jumped off his bike and crashed through the window of the airplane. "SNOOOOOWWWWW" He shouted, causing everyone to scream and panic. Snow shrunk down in his seat. "Maybe he won't recognize me from my picture..." He muttered hopefully. "I FOUND LIKE THE BEST DOUJIN OF SAZH x DAJH AND I TOTALLY WANT YOU TO READ IT SNOW!" coolwings screamed, running towards Snow's seat. "firetruckfiretruckfiretruckfiretruckfiretruck..." Snow muttered, covering his face. coolwings sat in the seat next to him. "HEYA SNOW!" Snow began to cry.

-

Meanwhile on KH13's status updates, there was a sparkle war.

-

Trey began suck on the corner of his monitor, expressing his love the best way he could. He began to scrape his teeth gently on it when a chat notification sound got his attention. He opened the chat, which was from Kirux.

 

Kirux: TERY I FINALLY MET XAON IN REAL LIFE BUT HE RAN UP A WALL TO GET AWAY FROM ME

Ertyx: Wow, he really doesn't want to be with you.

Kirux: I KNOW I KNOW... MAYBE IF HE DOESNT WANT ME SNOW WILL

Ertyx: ...Kirux, he's 14...

Kirux: I DONT CARE. I NEED SOME LOVE

Ertyx: And you think Snow would give it to you?

Kirux: ITS WORTH A SHOT 8D

-

Xeveemon was typing an insanely long status about BTR. He seemed to be the only one in existence who actually liked them.

Xeveemon has posted a status update.

OMG OMG OMG GAIZ BIG TIME RUSH IS SO firetruckING AWESOME EVERYONE GO LISTEN OMG OMG JAMES MASLOW IS SO HOT I COULD DO HIM ALL DAY EVEN THE ENTIRE BAND

Comments:

Jim: OMG HEY XEVEEMON I FARTED IN A BUCKET. 'MURICA.

Kinode: BTR < 1D

Kaiso: butts

Flaming Lea: no1curr

Space Cowboy: Cool story bro.

Space Cowboy: oh guys btw I'm not a troll and my name isn't Jessica

Kaiso: JESSICA PLS

-

Once upon a time there was a maiden named VanitasisKirby. She was very beautiful and everybody said she was. But she always claimed that she wasn't pretty at all, which depressed everybody. Despite this she was still in every possible shipping some way or another. In the end she found true love with the entire site of KH13. kirby13 otp

-

Think Pink was brushing her hair in her bathroom when TheApprenticeofKingMickey stared at her through her window. "Soon..." She says, dragging her fingers on the window.

-

Shana finally sat down at her computer from a hard day's work, throwing today's earnings on the side of her desk. She used one hand to try and smooth her hair out as well as clean it. She saw Aaron's status update. "Ooooohhh... I could finally ban all of the people who make fun of me for the way I get my money..." She said devilishly. "ARIGHT DCHIUCH, I'M cumming COMING!" She yells at her computer screen. also shana, yes, i do have a death wish. but you do know this isnt serious right

-

Think Pink had settled for a relaxing bath and TheApprenticeofKingMickey had three consecutive nosebleeds.

-

LexaIIIV was having a fight with Vanitas again, and just had to post it on the Last Post Wins because she thought somebody cared.

 

Vanitas: Lexa, I'm tired of living with you. can I go live with Snow or something

Lexa: NO. YOU'RE STAYING RIGHT HERE

Vanitas: ok who made you the boss

Lexa: ME.

Vanitas: no fairs.

Lexa: DEAL WITH IT *puts on shades*

Vanitas: You're doing it wrong. also I'm actually baylaust. so i can leave. kthnxbai

Lexa: NO VANITAS WE NEVER HAD SEXY TIME AGAIN LIKE YOU PROMISED

Snow: he's asking for me to show him my weewee.

Vanitas: NO SNOW THAT IS NOT TRUE o////o

Roxas1432: Wait, that's baylaust? He looks like hatok.

Kaiso: butts

-

 

would have posted this a lot firetrucking sooner but my cousin's friend had taken the computer over >_>

 

I NEVER SPY ON MY HUSBANDO

IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND

OUT OF CHARACTER

I love you too

:yesfuckinghomo:

 

I NEVER SPY ON MY HUSBANDO

IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND

OUT OF CHARACTER

 

LIES

I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/29001971.jpg

 

Edited November 10, 201212 yr by Snow

I thought Roxas1432 and Snow were the same person.

I thought Roxas1432 and Snow were the same person.

 

they are.

LIES

I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

 

HEY I MADE THAT ONE! YAY!

HEY I MADE THAT ONE! YAY!

 

lawls

I'm sorry, but I accidentally chose the wrong meme >:

JAILBAIT

NO THNX

KBAI

JAILBAIT

NO THNX

KBAI

kirux calm down

you were on drugs when you typed that

lawls

I'm sorry, but I accidentally chose the wrong meme >:

 

AWWWW

BTWs

I'M STILL NOTIN IT

kirux calm down

you were on drugs when you typed that

 

 

DRUGS ARE BAD I DO NOT CONDONE THEIR USE.

DRUGS ARE BAD I DO NOT CONDONE THEIR USE.

 

too bad. you still took them.

too bad. you still took them.

 

I really kind of hate you.

I really kind of hate you.

 

love you too.

DRUGS ARE BAD I DO NOT CONDONE THEIR USE.

 

It depends on what kind of drugs.

love you too.

 

funny how you think i'm joking.

funny how you think i'm joking.

 

i don't think

i know

btw its revenge for you winning the competition >3

Snow u are amazing

Okay out of character on me. I said that I look and have the moves as James Maslow. I did not say anything about doing him or the rest of them. I am not gay, I am straight. That is the only problem I have there really is the fact that you said that I could do them all day, when I am not gay. And I never use a heart on my status.

funny how you think i'm joking.

 

also I should mention i dont mean that kind of love

 

Snow u are amazing

 

Guys, this isn't Random, this is Writing. I'm pretty sure people don't want to go through a discussion when they're here to read a story.