(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Nomura logic.

 

Why does Sora have a keyblade?

SORA I CHOOSE YOU!!

 

Why did Riku addition for American Idol?

Because Destiny Islands Idol had already selected finalists.

 

Why do people hate the latest update to Hollow Bastion OS?

Because they keep getting trojans from the disgruntled MCP. Whose bright idea was to let him back in?

 

If Kairi has a grandma, where's her actual parents?

They died in a movie theater that showed The Final Destination.

 

 

Will there be another IP crossing over into KH?

Yes!!!  Which one!?  CHRONO TRIGGER!!!!  GET READY TO FIGHT MAGUS!

 

Is Aqua hallucinating in the Realm Of Darkness?

Edited June 14, 20169 yr by The Transcendent Key

No. She's high.

 

Who is the traitor?

Felixx. He betrayed the members when he became a mod.

 

When will KH3 release?

On the 12th.....

Of Never. 

 

 

Why are Roxas's parents never shown in KH II?

Because they were sh*tty parents who thought he would always be just a nobody, that's why!

 

Will Riku ever get a girl?

No, but he might get a Sora 

 

 

Is Axel as firey as you think he is?

Lol.

 

Hmm, tough to say!  With all that heat, you'd expect the guy to be sweating like hell, but he's always cool and sweatless!  I say he's actually cold!  It's all a lie!!!  He's a fraud!!!!

 

Will Yen Sid ever use a Keyblade again? 

It will ever never, ever never happen again.

 

How you get to Kingdom Hearts?

Edited June 22, 20169 yr by MarieltheKeybasHGirl

By being King of Hearts.

 

How will Roxas take back his Summer Vacation?

 

Quota, the foreteller of the Like Union

 

Who cheers Hercules in Olympus Coliseum when he suposedly defeated Hydra?

CAPTAIN AMERICA OBVIOUSLY

 

lol

No, but he will become Mother of Dragons. 

 

 

Who cuts Xladins' hair?

His friend from Jamaica, mon.

 

If Sora has a mom and dad, then what about Riku? Does he have parents or is just an orphan?

Riku is a Super Saiyan

 

 

If Kairi is a princess, is her mother a Queen?

Probably. She's probably deader than crap, so we don't know.

 

How do Hewey, Dewey, and Louie manage to get to Traverse Town in the first place?

By an Wormhole.

 

Why Riku doesn't Cry?

Edited June 25, 20169 yr by MarieltheKeybasHGirl

Because he cries on the inside!

 

What's the obsession over the number 13?

His tears turn into sass/sarcasm

Because he cries on the inside!

 

What's the obsession over the number 13?

I don't know ask Nomura.

 

What was up with that Kairi's Underwear thing in KH2 Final Mix? 

Japan. Just... Japan.

 

Why is Bambi so happy in KH1 when it's most likely he was taken from his home right after his mom died?

Because he was high......

 

 

on life. 

 

 

Why is the house Merlin lived in on rock in an underground lake?

'cause why the kingdoms not?

 

How did Riku got the Destiny's Embrace keyblade to give it to Kairi?