Ok. Keep in mind. There are thousands of members on this site so I can't include all of you. Some people will have bigger parts than others. That's because I need to know enough about you or seen your personality enough to have you in it more...if that made sense. So don't be mad if you end up not being in the story. Now I hope you enjoy.

 

PROLOGUE

 

 

Xaon clicked away at the computer. Trying to find something to amuse himself on a very dull work day. His head resting on his hand he began to nod off. Dreaming of colorful pretty things and eggplants dancing through his head.

The door flew open and in came Xylek.

 

Xylek: "008! We have a problem!"

Xaon: "Dammit Xylek! What did I tell you about coming to my job?"

Xylek: "Don't do it..."

Xaon: "And what did you do?"

Xylek: "I did it."

Xaon: "Ok. Now lets take this outside."

 

Xaon and Xylek walked outside. Xylek, shivering out of fear of being scolded more, followed Xaon down the dusty path. They walk for about 5 minutes until they came across a giant tree. Xaon pull down on a branch. The tree split open and stairs appeared.

 

Xylek: "God. I love this entrance."

Xaon: "I know right?"

Xylek: "Can we do it?"

Xaon: "Yes! Ready?"

Xylek: "Ready!"

Xaon: "008!"

 

The pair jumped into the air and did an amazing high five.

As they landed Xylek yelled,

Xylek: And 1/2!

 

008 &1/2 entered their super cool secret base to discuss whatever it is Xylek  wanted to talk about.

 

Xaon: "Ok 1/2. Spill it."

Xylek: "Ok. Well you know that super secret case. The one you trusted only me to do? Because I'd be so great at it?"

Xaon: "You mean the one I was to lazy to go out and do?"

Xylek: "Hey! You sai..."

Xaon: "I lied."

Xylek: "You did?"

Xaon: "Yup."

Xylek: "Oh..Well anyways. The super hard case you said only I could crack. Well..Turns out there is a big problem."

 

Xylek went on about the danger and crazy things that were going on in the case. To bad you don't get to hear what it is right now. You have to wait until later.

 

Xaon pulled off his glasses and stared into the air with a look of horror.

 

Xaon "Wow..That is a big problem."

Xylek: "Yup and you wouldn't have known about it if it weren't for my awesome detective work."

Xaon: "Yeah yeah. Good job Xylek"

 

Xaon patted Xylek's head.

 

Xaon: "Now. It looks like we are going to need help solving this case."

Xylek: "But who?"

Xaon: "The members of KH13."

 

DUN DUN DUN

 

Xaon: "..."

Xylek: "Yes 008?"

Xaon: "Did you have to play that music 1/2?"

Xylek: "What music?"

Xaon: "You know...DUN DUN DUN."

Xylek: "I thought the mood called for it."

Xaon: "...Yeah it kind of did."

 

That's it for now kiddies. Stay tuned. To see what happens. Who lives? Who dies? You shall find out! One day...

On another note. I'm not really worried about how this is written to much. It's just for fun.

Edited May 3, 201312 yr by Xaon

Titanium and Staches, EFFF YEAH. This is awesome dude, keep up the good work XDD

Thanks! 8D Staches will be had.

I'm liking this so far, everything's really accurate personality-wise. Keep it up!

..."Well, shit on a shingle"....

 

Because that's totally something I'd say...

 

I'm not being sarcastic, that is totally something I'd say.

I'm died of laughing by just reading the first chapter...

Don't forget that all the ainokurai I've been gathering can be used for almost anything. You can reference my ships whenever you need to

 

Chiuch, I'm lovin' this.

 

Chapter 2

 

Xaon stared at his phone. Not sure what to think.

 

Xylek: "Well are you going to answer it?"

Xaon: "Of course..."

Xylek :"Quit being such a baby and just answer it!"

 

Xaon pushed the green button and put the phone up to his ear.

 

Xaon: "Hello?"

Flaming Lea: "What dumb plans do you have now?"

Xaon: "Babe. I'm just trying..."

Flaming Lea: "No. I'm tired of you always running off. How am I supposed to get sex when you run off on these stupid...Missions or whatever you think they are?"

Xaon: "Look this one is important. Don't you want to know what happens in Kingdom Hearts 3?"

Flaming Lea: "I do. But I can wait."

Xaon: "Well others can't!"

Flaming Lea: "Not my problem."

Xaon: "This will be the last time. I promise! After this. No more missions. Please?"

 

Flaming Lea went silent.

 

Xaon: "Hello?"

Flaming Lea: "Fine. You go on your silly, pointless mission. But! You better come home first! I have needs you know. haha"

Xaon: "Thanks babe! I'll make sure to make it real good this time!"

Flaming Lea: "Well you better...And make sure to last longer this time."

Xaon: "Will do babe! I love you."

Flaming Lea: "Love you too"

 

Xaon hung up the phone and smiled at Xylek.

 

Xaon: "We're good to go!"

Xylek: "Boo yah!"
Xaon: "...Seriously?"

Xylek: "Yup!"

Xaon: "Lame."

Xylek: "You're such a buzz kill man."

 

Xaon rolled his eyes and returned to the super awesome spy computer.

 

 

There were some members that didn't reply to the thread whom Xaon felt would be important assets to the team. So he decided to seek them out and force them to join.

 

 

Etryx was completely oblivious to what was happening on Kh13 because he was busy cybering with King RIku on Skype.

 

Etryx: "Oh yeah. That's the way I like it."

King Riku: "What if I slowed down a little? >:)"

Etyrx: "Oh don't do that you tease!"

 

Etryx heard the bloop sound on skype. Someone else had messaged him. He looked to see who it was.

 

Xaon: "Tery where the firetruck are you?"

Etryx: "What do you want Xaon? I'm busy."

Xaon: "Busy cybering? xD"

Etryx: "What else would I be doing? hahahahaha"

Xaon: "Hahaha I figured. Anyways. I need you and Riku to join us in our mission."

Etyrx: "What mission?"

Xaon: "-____- Look at my latest thread."

 

Etryx logged to Kh13 and read the thread.

 

Etryx: "Are you being serious Xaon? xD"

Xaon: "Yes! Are you in?"

Etryx: "Let me check with Riku."

 

Etryx clicked on King Riku's name.

 

King Riku: "Are you in?"

Etryx: "Well that's weird."

King Riku: "What?"

Etryx: "Well Xaon just asked me that same question..."

King Riku: "WHAT THE firetruck?"

Etryx: "No no! Not like that! He was asking if we were going to join the mission. Go look at his latest thread."

King RIku: "Oh. I get it. He's serious? lol"

Etryx: "I guess. So should we join? It'd be a good chance for us to see each other! :D"

King Riku: "Lets do it!"

 

Etryx quickly went back to his chat with Xaon.

 

Etryx: "Well slap my ass and call me pepperoni! We're coming!"

Xaon: "Gross Tery. xD"

Etyx: Shut up! You know what I mean! hahaha Speaking of which. I better get back to Riku."

 

Etryx didn't bother looking at what Xaon had to say and returned to King Riku.

 

Etryx: "Now. Where were we? >:)"

 

 

With a satisfied look on  his face. Xaon turned to Xylek.

 

Xaon: "Looks like things are coming together!"

Xylek: "Ahh yeah! It's aboot time for a montage I'd say."

Xaon: "...No. No montages."

Xylek: "How are we going to win without a montage."

Xaon: "Xylek...Just shut up."

 

 

Other members replied to the thread. Some decided to join the team. While others were to scared. Some just thought it was dumb. But none the less. Xaon thought things were going over very well.

 

Xaon: "Well I think we've got a great team! We should get everyone together soon."

Xylek: "Cha-ching!"

Xaon: "Hold that thought. Look at Hei's status."

 

Hei's status read.

"I've had it! It's time to blow up Walmart for real this time. I'll show those punks!"

 

Xylek: "That fart-knocker! Messing with my Walmart!"

Xaon: "That's not the point. We need Hei. If he gets caught it will screw up a lot of things! We need to go stop him."

Xylek: "We don't need that jerk."

Xaon: "I say what goes around here and I say we need Hei!"

Xylek: "Fine!"

Xaon: "That's what I thought! Now lets go."

 

I know not much has happened yet. But don't worry. Shits gonna go down soon.

Edited May 6, 201312 yr by Xaon

I was fangirling thirty percent of the time during this chapter. YOU'VE DONE A GOOD JOB

 

Thank you so much Xaon for statusing it. God knows how much notifications I'd have gotten Amd I think I'm gonna LOVE whats gonna go down xDDDD

xyleks right you need a montage

xyleks right you need a montage

Montages can take days man. Sometimes even weeks.

that's right xylek, listen to the man. you NEED the HEI lool But awesome chapter man!

Epic stuff as always, good work, I wonder what will result in this? One may never know...Stay tuned...For more....

Awesome as always keep the story coming!

Yeah, for the most part you got me down

You got me all wrong.I don't use those emotes.

You forgot the part where I fangirl in the background but other than that you did good.

Epic stuff as always, good work, I wonder what will result in this? One may never know...Stay tuned...For more....

Thanks. Hmmm...I wonder.

Awesome as always keep the story coming!

Thanks! Will do.

Yeah, for the most part you got me down

I thought our conversation was rather accurate.

You got me all wrong.I don't use those emotes.

Ah shit!

You forgot the part where I fangirl in the background but other than that you did good.

But how would you be a part of private convos?

Thanks. Hmmm...I wonder.

Thanks! Will do.

I thought our conversation was rather accurate.

Ah shit!

But how would you be a part of private convos?

 

 

 

You're welcome, Xaon, it's always a pleasure to see such good stories like your's and Sesshomaru's for example.

You're welcome, Xaon, it's always a pleasure to see such good stories like your's and Sesshomaru's for example.

*cough cough*

( There´s no love for the creative media forum... X( )

Keep going. I want to see how this ends...

Seriously,i'm dying of laughter on the second chapter....  ^_^

Edited May 7, 201312 yr by Hazimie

Xaon, any updates of when the next chapter is going to be released?

Xaon, any updates of when the next chapter is going to be released?

Ummm...I'm not sure. I've been kind of busy.