So today, I have learned first hand the world is a cruel, horrible place.
It was such a sunny, bright day so I thought "OK today I shall get things done!" to which the universe replied "LOL Nope"
So yeah, the day was bright and sunshiny so I went to the mall to take care of a couple of things. While I was there I saw a little girl crying by herself so being all nice I went "Aw, what's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away and 10 minutes later her mum and a member of staff call my attention (I didn't stand there for 10 minutes they just...found me) and I had to explain in so many words that I am not a pedo, basically.
That affair gets sorted so I go to the bank to take care of my finances. They have these cool machines that take in notes so you can use them to pay in your account. It asks me three times to re-insert my notes and on the third time went "Transaction canceled. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLUMADBRO?" (Without the LOLOLOL part) and sucked up my money. It was late so all members of staff have gone home.
But it's OK because I thought let me go see a movie, you know, enjoy my favorite pastime. Apparently they need ID to show that I'm over 18. No. No. NOOO!! WHEN I'M TALLER THAN YOU, HAVE MORE FACIAL HAIR THAN YOU AND HAVE A DEEPER VOICE THAN YOU, YOU DON'T GET TO ASK ME FOR ID AND DOUBT I'M OVER 18, OKAY, YOU FRIZZY HAIRED FREAK?!
Oh and I had spare Euros around the house so I thought I'd get get something to eat. Here in England we use pounds as a currency so I thought I'd convert them. The bureau de change doesn't accept euros? Really? The country that uses this currency is 45 minutes away, how can you not exchange these for me?! (I wonder if they accept slaps upside the head, you know, knock the sense into them they're so obviously missing)
I'm hungry
Did I mention it was sunny? I think I did. Yeah, that's gonna change. Rather than be in the warmth and weatherless movie theatre I had to go home. It started raining like nobody's business. I was wearing very thin shorts. On my way home TWO, not one but TWO trucks drive across a puddle and water splashed on me! I was soaked.
Screw you universe!
I needed to vent! As a reward for reading this you may laugh at my misery, if you so please.
So today, I have learned first hand the world is a cruel, horrible place.
It was such a sunny, bright day so I thought "OK today I shall get things done!" to which the universe replied "LOL Nope"
So yeah, the day was bright and sunshiny so I went to the mall to take care of a couple of things. While I was there I saw a little girl crying by herself so being all nice I went "Aw, what's wrong sweetie, are you lost?" She ran away and 10 minutes later her mum and a member of staff call my attention (I didn't stand there for 10 minutes they just...found me) and I had to explain in so many words that I am not a pedo, basically. 
 
That affair gets sorted so I go to the bank to take care of my finances. They have these cool machines that take in notes so you can use them to pay in your account. It asks me three times to re-insert my notes and on the third time went "Transaction canceled. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLUMADBRO?" (Without the LOLOLOL part) and sucked up my money. It was late so all members of staff have gone home.
But it's OK because I thought let me go see a movie, you know, enjoy my favorite pastime. Apparently they need ID to show that I'm over 18. No. No. NOOO!! WHEN I'M TALLER THAN YOU, HAVE MORE FACIAL HAIR THAN YOU AND HAVE A DEEPER VOICE THAN YOU, YOU DON'T GET TO ASK ME FOR ID AND DOUBT I'M OVER 18, OKAY, YOU FRIZZY HAIRED FREAK?!
Oh and I had spare Euros around the house so I thought I'd get get something to eat. Here in England we use pounds as a currency so I thought I'd convert them. The bureau de change doesn't accept euros? Really? The country that uses this currency is 45 minutes away, how can you not exchange these for me?! (I wonder if they accept slaps upside the head, you know, knock the sense into them they're so obviously missing)
I'm hungry
Did I mention it was sunny? I think I did. Yeah, that's gonna change. Rather than be in the warmth and weatherless movie theatre I had to go home. It started raining like nobody's business. I was wearing very thin shorts. On my way home TWO, not one but TWO trucks drive across a puddle and water splashed on me! I was soaked.
Screw you universe!
I needed to vent! As a reward for reading this you may laugh at my misery, if you so please.
 As a reward for reading this you may laugh at my misery, if you so please.
Tl;dr I had a bad day.