The world is an interesting place with changes and troubles to say the least. For many, the phenomenon of creation is based on religion and perhaps science for some. This story of creation has little to do with religion or science but has everything to do with an individual who has achieved every aspect of life: Xaon
Xaon was the first being to walk on the rings of Saturn and the first and only "actor" and "actress" (because he is neither man or women but an element of the spiritual world) to "play" the title character in the hit sci-fi series entitled “Doctor Who”. Each Doctor is merely Xaon when he decides to change form every few years after his own body can no longer support his high levels awesome. But that much was obvious. The character of the Doctor is based upon the real life Xaon, no aspect of the series is written because camera crews film his life on a day-to-day basis. He is renowned for his creation of the band Journey and their hit song “Don’t Stop Believing” (which he wrote and composed as he brushed his teeth, always brush your teeth). His morning gristle is always fresh and he does not require a clean shave since his gristle is permanent at its current and ideal length. Xaon completes his morning exercise routine that consists of a brisk sprint to the Galapagos Islands, followed by a three-legged race to the Canadian Arctic Archipelago of Northern Canada that is situated in the Arctic Ocean on his own. The sweat that accumulates during this morning routine is collected and used to sustain the growth of the worlds Aloe plant supply. Xaon/Megaman X is the manliest man (despite his spiritual essence) to walk the Earth and has an IQ of forever. It has been speculated that the cure for Polio lies within his blood, but it could never be proven, as it may possibly never be extracted for the reason that his skin is far too powerful for any needle or medical utensil to puncture, although in all likelihood this is indeed a fact. Whenever somebody asks the question “Why?”, Xaon is the only person on earth who can answer with “because” without being prompted for any further explanation.
Furthermore, the Grand Canyon is actually not a canyon at all. After great controversy it was proven to be a gaping hole left by Xaon after he dug up enough sand to construct The Great Pyramids of Egypt (which of course he built by hand in between tapings of his hit reality television biography, “Doctor Who”). “Jonathan” is only the first part of Xaon’s full first name. His full first name is in fact "Jonathan That Bad Son of a Bitch”, but to prevent poop boots (a mess), he recommends you call him by either Megaman or Xaon.
These days it is a widely known fact that he is now married to Flaming Lea, the only woman in history to be able to give birth to a child without entering labour. She does this by teleporting her child outside of her whenever she decides it's time for her baby to be born. The exact mechanism to which she does this is unknown but it is widely believed with her advanced powers that she merely places her hand on her stomach and blinks twice. The full depths of what Lea is capable of would require too much space to be allowed on this site so currently mathematicians and scientists are condensing the subject matter and the results shall come about it due time. Perhaps then, it is a topic on this board to be created another day.
Note: The following has been documented with confidence of authenticity.
The world is an interesting place with changes and troubles to say the least. For many, the phenomenon of creation is based on religion and perhaps science for some. This story of creation has little to do with religion or science but has everything to do with an individual who has achieved every aspect of life: Xaon
Xaon was the first being to walk on the rings of Saturn and the first and only "actor" and "actress" (because he is neither man or women but an element of the spiritual world) to "play" the title character in the hit sci-fi series entitled “Doctor Who”. Each Doctor is merely Xaon when he decides to change form every few years after his own body can no longer support his high levels awesome. But that much was obvious. The character of the Doctor is based upon the real life Xaon, no aspect of the series is written because camera crews film his life on a day-to-day basis. He is renowned for his creation of the band Journey and their hit song “Don’t Stop Believing” (which he wrote and composed as he brushed his teeth, always brush your teeth). His morning gristle is always fresh and he does not require a clean shave since his gristle is permanent at its current and ideal length. Xaon completes his morning exercise routine that consists of a brisk sprint to the Galapagos Islands, followed by a three-legged race to the Canadian Arctic Archipelago of Northern Canada that is situated in the Arctic Ocean on his own. The sweat that accumulates during this morning routine is collected and used to sustain the growth of the worlds Aloe plant supply. Xaon/Megaman X is the manliest man (despite his spiritual essence) to walk the Earth and has an IQ of forever. It has been speculated that the cure for Polio lies within his blood, but it could never be proven, as it may possibly never be extracted for the reason that his skin is far too powerful for any needle or medical utensil to puncture, although in all likelihood this is indeed a fact. Whenever somebody asks the question “Why?”, Xaon is the only person on earth who can answer with “because” without being prompted for any further explanation.
Furthermore, the Grand Canyon is actually not a canyon at all. After great controversy it was proven to be a gaping hole left by Xaon after he dug up enough sand to construct The Great Pyramids of Egypt (which of course he built by hand in between tapings of his hit reality television biography, “Doctor Who”). “Jonathan” is only the first part of Xaon’s full first name. His full first name is in fact "Jonathan That Bad Son of a Bitch”, but to prevent poop boots (a mess), he recommends you call him by either Megaman or Xaon.
These days it is a widely known fact that he is now married to Flaming Lea, the only woman in history to be able to give birth to a child without entering labour. She does this by teleporting her child outside of her whenever she decides it's time for her baby to be born. The exact mechanism to which she does this is unknown but it is widely believed with her advanced powers that she merely places her hand on her stomach and blinks twice. The full depths of what Lea is capable of would require too much space to be allowed on this site so currently mathematicians and scientists are condensing the subject matter and the results shall come about it due time. Perhaps then, it is a topic on this board to be created another day.
Note: The following has been documented with confidence of authenticity.