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I'm bored so, how would you react if you were all alone, you heard a knock on the door, and when you opened it, Xehanort was at your doorstep?

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Commit suicide on the spot because it'd probably be a better fate than that Xehanort would have in store for me.

 

That or do nothing, because suicide implies I'm important enough to blip on Xehanort's radar to begin with.

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Commit suicide on the spot because it'd probably be a better fate than that Xehanort would have in store for me.

 

That or do nothing, because suicide implies I'm important enough to blip on Xehanort's radar to begin with.

plot twist, he's there to give you cookies

Likely, I would persuade him to give me the Keyblade as a trial to show him that I could be of aid, get strong, then kill him.

i would give him babies holding bibles,puppies, and all of my money

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i would give him babies holding bibles,puppies, and all of my money

unless it's a X-blade, i doubt there is anything you could give him to make him show mercy, and even with a X-blade, i doubt he would show you mercy

I'd be like "DAMMIT I DON'T WANT YOUR VACUUMS MAN!"

Call the cops/an exorcist.

Invite him in for a drink see what i could learn from him

Bend over.

Give in to the darkness

 

I dunno.

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Bend over.

oh, interesting. Does anyone know where i can get a Xehanort costume?

Likely, I would persuade him to give me the Keyblade as a trial to show him that I could be of aid, get strong, then kill him.

 

Wasn't that what Braig did. Sorry man, but you are going to be Xehanortified.

 

I don't know what I would do.

I'd say "daddy?" and he'd runaway screaming.

Wasn't that what Braig did. Sorry man, but you are going to be Xehanortified. I don't know what I would do.

Actually, by convine him to give me one, i mean the passing of the Keyblade ceremony before my adventure.

I would faint...He's Xehanort but he's still a KH character.

I'd hope he made me a Xehanort so that I could rule the world cuz, let's face it, Xehanort's going to win the final battle in KH3 so you might as well join the winning team right?

I'd hope he made me a Xehanort so that I could rule the world cuz, let's face it, Xehanort's going to win the final battle in KH3 so you might as well join the winning team right?

No, he won't. Even though he's got 13 darknesses, we've got the seven lights. And i don't mean the Princesses of Heart. 

No, he won't. Even though he's got 13 darknesses, we've got the seven lights. And i don't mean the Princesses of Heart. 

There is no way that 7 people who are more than likely not stronger than Sora against 13 darknesses.Xemnas alone took both Sora and Riku. That's already 2 of their strongest wielders gone and Lea will probably be occupied by Isa so that leaves 11 darknesses to their 4 remaining lights, which more than likely includes Kairi who is new to wielding and probably not as experienced or powerful as the other so I see few ways that Xehanort can lose. Unless he screws up badly...again

Unless he screws up badly...again

Ha.

There is no way that 7 people who are more than likely not stronger than Sora against 13 darknesses.Xemnas alone took both Sora and Riku. That's already 2 of their strongest wielders gone and Lea will probably be occupied by Isa so that leaves 11 darknesses to their 4 remaining lights, which more than likely includes Kairi who is new to wielding and probably not as experienced or powerful as the other so I see few ways that Xehanort can lose. Unless he screws up badly...again

You do know that was only because he went through that fake Kingdom Hearts door, right? It was still powerful though. But in the real fight without any unfair boosts, it was Sora vs. Xemnas 1 on 1 and Sora won that. So yea...

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I'd poke him in the eyes, then close the door.

 

Only to have it revealed that my arbitrary, random, and spontaneous decision was, somehow, part of the plan.

I would say, "Let me get my kids who will also serve with you". Then I'll get my dad's AK-47 and shoot him in the head with all of the clip. Then I'll say "Don't f*ck with Texas."

Ask if I could see his key blade

Or faint.

There's a good chance Ill faint as soon as I process the fact that old man geezernort is on my porch.

Slam the door shut and go get my 2 sticks that I made when I tried to self-teach myself dual-wielding swords skills then get my duct tape and tape knives to the end then get ready to fight that Pedo

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