I haven't done this kind of thread in a while, and the last one I did was about Finding Nemo in the Random section...
So lets bring it back, why not?
Anyways, basically what I'm going to talk about is why I think a certain world based on a certain Disney property would not work in the Kingdom Hearts universe and why they should not be in Kingdom Hearts III.
Now, Wreck It Ralph is an overhyped piece of sh-hahahahahaha!! I can't even bring myself to joke about that. Dammit...
Okay, in all seriousness, Wreck It Ralph is a good movie. I haven't seen it in full, but I've heard good things and I get the gist of why people think its so good, and I agree with them. Its a colorful tale about an arcade villain who wants to be a hero, so he travels through the universe that is the games of the arcade he lives in, meeting even more colorful video game characters, both original and ones in real life.
Now here's the first problem I have with this: real life video game characters...
REAL. LIFE. VIDEO. GAME. CHARACTERS.... in a Kingdom Hearts game.
No.
No, that's not happening. The companies that own those characters aren't going to play ball, Nomura's not going to play ball, DIsney sure as hell is not going to play ball, its not happening. And as much I admit that seeing Sora interact with guys like Ryu and Sonic The Hedgehog would be a once in a lifetime moment... I have to stop, slap myself in the face *slaps* ow, and realize that its not possible nor would it make any sense. Even if they chucked all the real life guys out the window and stick with the original properties that were established in the movie... that would just seem half assed, now wouldn't it? Believe it or not, these cameos are part of the reason why the movie is so good and if you take that away, there's gonna be the feeling that something is missing. Its like playing through Agrabah without Genie.
The other problem I have with this is... well... why the hell would Sora and the gang WANT to visit Wreck It Ralph world in the first place? There needs to be a solid reason, or else its just gonna be another glorified 100 Acre Wood level, or dare I say Disney Town. I mean, in Kingdom Hearts I and II, there was a reason why all the Disney worlds we visited in the main storyline were being visited in the first place: we needed to find Riku and Kairi, we needed to find King Mickey, we needed to lock Keyholes, we needed to open Gates, we needed to stop Maleficant and her Big Bad Posse, we needed to stop the Organization, yadda yadda yadda. Why would Master Xehanort and the True Organization want to interact with a world where the biggest threat is a midget with a candy theme? Even when he transforms into that bug thing, he ain't too much to shake a sitck at. Freaking Clayton is more intimidating than that little shit.
My last problem with this is simply the fact that it is a world that is centered around its own fictional universe centered around video games... and... how the hell does that work in the Kingdom Hearts universe. I mean, we've seen Sora go to the Tron word in Kingdom Hearts II because it was tied into the lore as part of the computer database of Radiant Garden. I mean, unless we can find a way to randomly stick in an arcade in one of the worlds, again maybe as the replacement for 100 Acre Wood world we've seen in the past, then its just not going to happen. Entering a world in its purest form, as one of the many planets you see spinning around in the literal "universe" of Kingdom Hearts, and all of a sudden saying that you're in a universe made up of video games doesn't make sense. I know trying to make sense of Kingdom Hearts is a little unnecessary, but dammit, there are limits to how nonsensical things can be before it just gets plain stupid.
And here is my beef with WIR and why I think it wouldn't work in KHIII or Kingdom Hearts in general.
*sigh* I'm gonna get flak for this one aren't I... *gets into reinforced bunker* Okay, I'm ready. Fire away.
I haven't done this kind of thread in a while, and the last one I did was about Finding Nemo in the Random section...
So lets bring it back, why not?
Anyways, basically what I'm going to talk about is why I think a certain world based on a certain Disney property would not work in the Kingdom Hearts universe and why they should not be in Kingdom Hearts III.
Now, Wreck It Ralph is an overhyped piece of sh-hahahahahaha!!
I can't even bring myself to joke about that. Dammit... 
Okay, in all seriousness, Wreck It Ralph is a good movie. I haven't seen it in full, but I've heard good things and I get the gist of why people think its so good, and I agree with them. Its a colorful tale about an arcade villain who wants to be a hero, so he travels through the universe that is the games of the arcade he lives in, meeting even more colorful video game characters, both original and ones in real life.
Now here's the first problem I have with this: real life video game characters...
REAL. LIFE. VIDEO. GAME. CHARACTERS.... in a Kingdom Hearts game.
No.
No, that's not happening. The companies that own those characters aren't going to play ball, Nomura's not going to play ball, DIsney sure as hell is not going to play ball, its not happening. And as much I admit that seeing Sora interact with guys like Ryu and Sonic The Hedgehog would be a once in a lifetime moment... I have to stop, slap myself in the face *slaps* ow, and realize that its not possible nor would it make any sense. Even if they chucked all the real life guys out the window and stick with the original properties that were established in the movie... that would just seem half assed, now wouldn't it? Believe it or not, these cameos are part of the reason why the movie is so good and if you take that away, there's gonna be the feeling that something is missing. Its like playing through Agrabah without Genie.
The other problem I have with this is... well... why the hell would Sora and the gang WANT to visit Wreck It Ralph world in the first place? There needs to be a solid reason, or else its just gonna be another glorified 100 Acre Wood level, or dare I say Disney Town. I mean, in Kingdom Hearts I and II, there was a reason why all the Disney worlds we visited in the main storyline were being visited in the first place: we needed to find Riku and Kairi, we needed to find King Mickey, we needed to lock Keyholes, we needed to open Gates, we needed to stop Maleficant and her Big Bad Posse, we needed to stop the Organization, yadda yadda yadda. Why would Master Xehanort and the True Organization want to interact with a world where the biggest threat is a midget with a candy theme? Even when he transforms into that bug thing, he ain't too much to shake a sitck at. Freaking Clayton is more intimidating than that little shit.
My last problem with this is simply the fact that it is a world that is centered around its own fictional universe centered around video games... and... how the hell does that work in the Kingdom Hearts universe. I mean, we've seen Sora go to the Tron word in Kingdom Hearts II because it was tied into the lore as part of the computer database of Radiant Garden. I mean, unless we can find a way to randomly stick in an arcade in one of the worlds, again maybe as the replacement for 100 Acre Wood world we've seen in the past, then its just not going to happen. Entering a world in its purest form, as one of the many planets you see spinning around in the literal "universe" of Kingdom Hearts, and all of a sudden saying that you're in a universe made up of video games doesn't make sense. I know trying to make sense of Kingdom Hearts is a little unnecessary, but dammit, there are limits to how nonsensical things can be before it just gets plain stupid.
And here is my beef with WIR and why I think it wouldn't work in KHIII or Kingdom Hearts in general.
*sigh* I'm gonna get flak for this one aren't I... *gets into reinforced bunker* Okay, I'm ready. Fire away.
Edited by Firaga Sensei