This is for fun, and not to hurt anyone. Please don't be rude... 

It's Easy as 

1.

Choose people/persons that reside on KH13. This includes Created characters and users

2.

Put your reasons why

3.

Make a story about it.

Bonus points if you describe the first date. 

or one with me.

​I'm lonely....  and boredXD

Edited September 2, 201411 yr by DEADACCOUNT2333

1. Golden Fighter & inori

2. It's canon

3. Once upon a time there was a nice little couple. One day the man, Golden Fighter, encountered a witch. She put a hex on him that turned him into a loli just like from one of inori's eroge games. When Golden returned home he explained the situation and inori threw her arms around him. They lived happily ever after.

1. Xiro & Oblivion

2. because why not?

3. one day after sky left him, xiro was depressed. Xiro gave the whole world a blowjob and the whole world gave Xiro oblivion. Xiro and oblivion gave blowjobs to everyone for the rest of their lives.

the end

 

 

 

iz really happened

Edited September 1, 201411 yr by BIT

1.Me and Ruby Rose

2. why not , the physical and sexual tension between us is too real xDDD

3. One day I saw Ruby Rose alone in class while she was doing her work so I slide over to her desk where I spit some of the finest game in the land to her while I chase her lightly ( get it lightchaser)  she always loves to play witty mind games and to play hard to get to keep the chase alive. But when we are alone that is when the sparks truly fly lmao. This is hilarious

Edited September 1, 201411 yr by MasterRoxas13

1 DChuich & Aaron.

2. It's canon

 

3.  Once upon a time there was a nice little site.  One day, DChiuch was laying down on the couch, his head nestled on Aaron's lap. He was slowly fading in and out, about to fall asleep, as Aaron already had. Sora96 slid in like a snake and rolled to the leftmost side behind the couch. He went down flat on the floor and crawled to the front of the couch. DChiuch wasn't able to see him because his eyes were fixated on the TV set, where Twilight New Moon was playing. DChiuch swooned when Bella was trying to kill herself to make Edward's hologram appear and tell her not to do it. Sora96 dipped his rag into the jar and slowly brought it over DChuich's face, who did not notice because of the movie. When DChiuch fell asleep, Sora96 put the rag and jar back into his fanny pack and slowly drug DChuich off the couch. Aaron snorted violently, making Sora96 stop for a second, but continue after Aaron settled down. He slung DChiuch over his shoulder and went back out the window.

3. One day I saw Ruby Rose alone in class while she was doing her work so I slide over to her desk

I never do my work in schoolIf you're gonna make up ridiculous stories at least get the characters right

3. One day I saw Ruby Rose alone in class while she was picking her nose

 

I never do my work in school

 

If you're gonna make up ridiculous stories at least get the characters right

 

Voila, Red~

 

Ok so when Ruby Rose and I was working at the grocery store I stealthily passed the loaf of beard to Ruby Rose which got her in the mood for some hot coffee. I said how does she want her coffee, she said hot and black

 

 

The end ,  :') lmao lmfao lol rofl

Edited September 1, 201411 yr by MasterRoxas13

Voila, Red~

 

Somebody gets it

Bonus points if you describe the first date.

Bonus points if you describe the first date.

Blowjobs

1: danex and a donut

2: danex likes donuts a lot

3: once upon a time, danex woke up. after scratching his balls and walking around the house aimlessly, he decided he was hungry. he didn't have any food though. so he decided to go to the store to get a donut, but that means he would have to put on pants. he didn't want to put on pants. their love was forever forbidden. the end

Edited September 2, 201411 yr by Danex Darkfire

1. Bit and the floor.

 

2. The floor can be anything Bit wants it to be.

 

3. The floor loved Bit, and Bit fell down and saw his love for the first time. The end.

1: danex and a donut

2: danex likes donuts a lot

3: once upon a time, danex woke up. after scratching his balls and walking around the house aimlessly, he decided he was hungry. he didn't have any food though. so he decided to go to the store to get a donut, but that means he would have to put on pants. he didn't want to put on pants. their love was forever forbidden. the end

scratching your balls must hurt.

1. Bit and the floor.2. The floor can be anything Bit wants it to be.3. The floor loved Bit, and Bit fell down and saw his love for the first time. The end.

i can vouch for this

1. Ratchet and Javelin's Plushie of Kairi doll

2. It's Canon

 

3. As Javelin was leaving his house one day Ratchet snook in and took one of the Plushie dolls and kidnapped her. She screamed and fought to escape but it was to late she was then seduced by Ratchets good luck charms and sexy smile. She instead engulfed Ratchets massive worm and cried with tears. They had 3 kids and lived happily ever after.

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents — except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in Australia that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

 

Aaron wakes up sluggishly. He tries to get up but collapses on the table, his head hitting something that wasn't on level with the table. He opens his eyes and tries getting up again. He catches his balance and rubs his head. "DChiuch?" 

 

DChiuch wakes up to the smell of alcohol and cigarettes. He hears the slight whir of a person somewhere nearby. "Aaron...?"

 

Aaron grasps DChiuch by the shoulders, as soberly says, " I have a confession to make."

 

"Y-yes, Aaron?"

 

"Its ...always been my dream ...to defeat the giant monkey man and save the ninth dimension."

 

And thus, a friendship was born.

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents — except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in Australia that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

 

Aaron wakes up sluggishly. He tries to get up but collapses on the table, his head hitting something that wasn't on level with the table. He opens his eyes and tries getting up again. He catches his balance and rubs his head. "DChiuch?" 

 

DChiuch wakes up to the smell of alcohol and cigarettes. He hears the slight whir of a person somewhere nearby. "Aaron...?"

 

Aaron grasps DChiuch by the shoulders, as soberly says, " I have a confession to make."

 

"Y-yes, Aaron?"

 

"Its ...always been my dream ...to defeat the giant monkey man and save the ninth dimension."

 

And thus, a friendship was born.

You need to write more on this.

When MasterRoxas13 and Ruby Rose finally went on a date to the movies Ruby Rose would always say very witty and mean comments to MasterRoxas even when he complimented her for example while entering the movie theater  " your beautiful Ruby Rose" said MasterRoxas ,

Ruby Rose looked at him with a smile then said " do you tell all of the girls these?" in a very rude tone 

MasterRoxas13 was  shocked because he didn't think she would say that but to keep up with her mind games he told her

" only if they are as beautiful as you" he said. She looked at him in non belief and stop holding hands with him immediately and said

"So what makes me different from the others girls you flirt with"?

These was a early test to see what MasterRoxas would say but he decided to drop the ball and say something unexpected

"The difference is that I am trying to take you out instead of back home with me" She could not believed he said that because most guys didn't have the balls to say that to her .So due to that the first date was a surprise success.

Me and me.

When MasterRoxas13 and Ruby Rose finally went on a date to the movies Ruby Rose would always say very witty and mean comments to MasterRoxas even when he complimented her for example while entering the movie theater  " your beautiful Ruby Rose" said MasterRoxas ,

Ruby Rose looked at him with a smile then said " do you tell all of the girls these?" in a very rude tone 

MasterRoxas13 was  shocked because he didn't think she would say that but to keep up with her mind games he told her

" only if they are as beautiful as you" he said. She looked at him in non belief and stop holding hands with him immediately and said

"So what makes me different from the others girls you flirt with"?

These was a early test to see what MasterRoxas would say but he decided to drop the ball and say something unexpected

"The difference is that I am trying to take you out instead of back home with me" She could not believed he said that because most guys didn't have the balls to say that to her .So due to that the first date was a surprise success.

 

oh dear this is Tsundere heaven lol.

 

 

You need to write more on this.

 

It's a parody within a parody!

When MasterRoxas13 and Ruby Rose finally went on a date to the movies Ruby Rose would always say very witty and mean comments to MasterRoxas even when he complimented her for example while entering the movie theater  " your beautiful Ruby Rose" said MasterRoxas ,

Ruby Rose looked at him with a smile then said " do you tell all of the girls these?" in a very rude tone 

MasterRoxas13 was  shocked because he didn't think she would say that but to keep up with her mind games he told her

" only if they are as beautiful as you" he said. She looked at him in non belief and stop holding hands with him immediately and said

"So what makes me different from the others girls you flirt with"?

These was a early test to see what MasterRoxas would say but he decided to drop the ball and say something unexpected

"The difference is that I am trying to take you out instead of back home with me" She could not believed he said that because most guys didn't have the balls to say that to her .So due to that the first date was a surprise success.

Wouldn't you just shit your pants if Ruby Rose turned out to be a guy?

When MasterRoxas13 and Ruby Rose finally went on a date to the movies Ruby Rose would always say very witty and mean comments to MasterRoxas even when he complimented her for example while entering the movie theater  " your beautiful Ruby Rose" said MasterRoxas ,Ruby Rose looked at him with a smile then said " do you tell all of the girls these?" in a very rude tone MasterRoxas13 was  shocked because he didn't think she would say that but to keep up with her mind games he told her" only if they are as beautiful as you" he said. She looked at him in non belief and stop holding hands with him immediately and said"So what makes me different from the others girls you flirt with"?These was a early test to see what MasterRoxas would say but he decided to drop the ball and say something unexpected"The difference is that I am trying to take you out instead of back home with me" She could not believed he said that because most guys didn't have the balls to say that to her .So due to that the first date was a surprise success.

Wouldn't you just shit your pants if Ruby Rose turned out to be a guy?

>:{D

I think that rule would apply to any girl even the ones in real life :0. Some of them could have a sausage instead of a plate of eggs if you catch my drift. or maybe both!!!!!!

 

You never know maybe until its too late.

 

I guess after the third or fourth date I would have to make a leap of faith when I get to third base, to see if she has a stick or a case. if you catch my drift.lol  

Edited September 2, 201411 yr by MasterRoxas13

Wouldn't you just shit your pants if Ruby Rose turned out to be a guy?

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damn.

>:{D

i would be kinda intrigued.....