I am a chauvanist pig and I want to foolish say that Aqua shouldn't be a keyblade wielder.

 

She belongs in the kitchen with Kairi, Namine, Larxene, Olette, and Xion to make sandwiches for Male keyblade wielders.

That's a big ass sandwich. 

Now beat up everyone, and eat it yourself, Aqua!

Uh, no way!

That drape-skirt is strangely appropriate there.

So... why is Eraqus in the kitchen? Kappa

 

Peace!

Edited December 20, 20159 yr by Yuya Sakaki

I get it. It's because misogyny is funny.

 

This is some cutting-edge stuff right here.

Men have always been number one in the world, fighting for men because I"m A MAN, IT's A PLACE ONLY FOR MEN. 

I"LL FLEX WITH MY FELLOW MEN, AND ALSO TACKLE EACH OTHER CUZ We're MEN. 

cough*Sexist*coughcough

Instead of being a keyblade wielder, she should steal your keyblade & use it to chop your ass in two. Honestly, why are you so chauvanist?

...two years later...

...And another thing, what did Aqua, Kairi, Namine, Xion & Olette ever do to you? (Yes, I left Larxene out, because she's evil. She's so evil, she caused 2 men to hate her;

• Me
• Demyx).

Edited December 20, 20159 yr by Nweintraub

... y'know, if I squint, her skirt thingies kinda reminds me of dish towels.

The sad part is that in the BBS novels, Aqua was the only one that ever cooked...

Or cleaned...

Or took care of the others when they were sick...

Edited December 23, 20159 yr by SarcasmAbounds