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Things You Can Say About Your __ But Not Your BF/GF

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Pretty simple game: Fill in the blank to complete the phrase, and then answer the phrase with a statement that sounds fine in context of whatever the blank word is but sounds like a funny/weird/sexual innuendo when it's referring to your significant other.

 

Here's some examples.

 

Your Motorcycle

 

"If you push up real tight, you can get three people on it."

 

Your Dog

 

"Hey, get off the mailman!"

 

Your Computer

 

"Next year, I'm getting rid of it and getting the new model".

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Wild Pokemon

 

"You have to weaken it before you start throwing your Poke Balls at it."

 

I'm not even sure how I feel about this one since dirty jokes aren't my thing, but it came to mind ._.

 

 

My Life

 

At least I have one!

 

 

 

RIP in peace Nort, killed by his own burn.

 

 

 

This one applies to me, too. xD

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Whose Line Is It Anyway?, the show where the points don't matter.

 

-car-

"The seats are nice, but it's a bit tight."

 

Edit: You know you've been watching too many episodes too often that you remember some.

Edited by Rinax

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