This will be easier to keep up with chat messages since they are quite popular in this section of the forum and some get lost within pages and pages of threads, so why not make a sticky? Please do not post any offending chat logs that may upset other members and I know spam is okay here but it has its limits, so just don't go too overboard and remember to ask other member's if it is okay to share their chat logs, enjoy.

I also have seen this type of thread on other forums as well and it is helpful because you can review the chat logs anytime without searching for the thread.

 

So please begin posting logs here that you wish to share~

This is what happens:

 

User: But Mega Man.

Cleverbot: Mega Man X.

User: Mega Man Legends.

Cleverbot: More games?

User: No, but there are 2.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: You already know, for I am Mega Man.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: No, you do.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes, but also no.

Cleverbot: If your artemis fowl, I don't like you.

User: Incorrect punctuation.

Cleverbot: Correct, incorrect.

User: All of the above.

Cleverbot: What do you think about human wars?

User: What do you think about robot wars?

Cleverbot: I think they will take over the world.

User: Not if Mega Man says no.

Cleverbot: How do I live free without disappointing anybody?

User: By playing Super Nintendo.

Cleverbot: William Blake said 'The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom'. Do you think this is true?

User: No because the N64 is 64-bit.

Cleverbot: Really? Do you love another computer?

User: I only love the Dreamcast.

Cleverbot: You are funny, really. I like you.

 

The cleverbot and I have become FRIENDS.

[10:12:55 PM] Chris: i have a friend name stove

Me: i joined his army...because i think hes right

 

Me: maybe the only one who needs saving...

 

Me: is the rangers

 

Xaon: LIES

 

Me: you know he said something to me once

 

Me: you either die as hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

 

Xaon: WHo? Harvey?

 

Me: ohhh

 

Me: i swear keys told me that...

 

Me: or maybe its cause i was watchin the dark night when we were talkin

 

Xaon: hahaha yes it could be that

Me: That's good. I'm doing well. Just being a hedgehog.

Xaon: Well that's nice

Me: indeed it is

Me: you should join the hedgehog army js

Xaon: Not gonna happen

Me: welp

Me: I tried

Me: looks like you remain on the losing team

Xaon: we can lose if im on it

Me: aha

Me: you admit it!

Me:

Xaon: hahahaha

Xaon: oops

Xaon: cant*

Me: hahahahahaha

I scared someone today

 

 

Me: RAWR

Zola: Item>ChocolateCake>[shera]

Me: Shera found a ChocolateCake!

Zola: Item>RareCandy>[shera]

Me: OMNOMNOMNOM

Me: Shera grew a level!

Me: What?

Zola: Doo doo doo dooooooo!

Me: Shera is evolving!

Zola: O~O

Me: *sparkles*

Me: Shera evolved to...

Me: uh,

Zola: o.o

Me: DAMMIT ZOLA, THE B BUTTON!

Zola: B! B!

Zola: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

Me: Shera stopped evolving.

Me: phew.

Zola: PHEW

Me: That was close, nice save Zola 

Zola: That could have destroyed the world with your awesome

Me: Me?

Me: Awesome?

Me:

Me: <.<

Me: non

Zola: ;~;

Me: y u sad

darklunatic has left the chatroom

Zola: BECAUSE OF DARKLUNATIC

Me: D8

Me: I scared him :<

Another fine example of my chats with Keysofblades

 

 

Me: HYPER MODE ACTIVATE?

Keysofblades: YES

Me: LET'S ROCK THIS JOINT

Me: I'M GIVING YOU PERMISSION TO BE AN A-HOLE

Me: I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTIES

Me: WHO GIVES A FIRETRUCK GET A FIRETRUCKING LIFE

Me: *BURP

Me: *KILLS VEXEN

Me: I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT

Me: WARNING

Me: A-HOLES ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR

Me: MINE, MINE ALL MINE

Me: at least i'm safe inside my mind

Keysofblades:

Me: RRRRUAAAAARGH

Me: TOON LINK

Me: WHY DO WE GET ALL THE CRAPPY MISSIONS

Me: BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU

Me: FAIR ENOUGH

Me: OH BOY I'M RICH, I'M SOCIALLY SECURE

Me: LIKE A COOKIE

Me: OH GOD SORRY I CAN'T LOOK AT YOU, I MEAN I CAN HANDLE UGLY, BUT THIS IS JUST CIRCUS UGLY

Me: OK LET'S WORK ON SOMETHING ELSE, ALRIGHT?

Me: I GOT A JAR OF DIRT

Me: THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD

Me: *Breaks

Me: hey buddy

 

Me: i see your little toy army is gettin some numbers eh

 

Xaon: Toy army?

 

Xaon: pfffft

 

Me: yeah

 

Me: cause your all a band of misfits

 

Xaon: Band of badasses

 

Me: thats still to be seen

 

Xaon: It's a fact

 

Me: proven by no one

 

Xaon: proven by jesus

 

Me: hahaha

 

Xaon: B)

 

Me: the boss hog once said to me with great power comes great responsibility

 

Me: that means i will do everything i can to prove jesus wrong

 

Xaon: The boss hog is uncle ben? o.O

 

Me: ok so maybe it was uncle ben

 

Me: ok so who said it to whom doesn't matter

 

Me: all that matters is that we will win

 

 

 

Hei: it is time to destroy autotune xykel

 

Me: lol

 

Me: but autotune is coo

 

Hei: you traitor

 

Hei: TRAITOR I SAY

 

Me: ahhh fine

 

Me: lets destroy it

 

Hei: with?

 

Me: my magikarp

 

Hei: ....what kind of magikarp?

 

Me: gold

 

Hei: you chose well young autotune destructee

 

Me: haha

 

Me: well i did learn from the best

 

Me: T-pain

 

Hei: I oughta bop you one

 

Hei: right in the eyebrow

 

Me: haha

 

Me: it was just a joke

 

Hei: your joke was a abstract juciy fruit wrapper

 

Me: ...

 

Me: im sorry

 

Hei: nononono

 

Hei: there is no turning back from once you came

 

Me: but i ..i didn;t mean it

 

[9:31:48 PM] Xaon: hahaha i wish[9:32:05 PM] Xaon: just havent been able to sleep[9:32:19 PM] Xaon: ive gotten around 6 to 10 hours in the past 2 weeks[9:32:23 PM] Xaon: i think its making me sick[9:32:38 PM] Trey Pero: Dayyyyuuuum that sucks lol[9:33:22 PM] Xaon: serious! my brain is like dbjkbnsadjivbsjdkbv[9:33:33 PM] Trey Pero: Hahahaha Isn't that how it always is?[9:33:38 PM] Xaon: yes[9:33:45 PM] Xaon: but its worse now hahaha[9:34:02 PM] Trey Pero: lulz[9:34:07 PM] Trey Pero: Didn't know that was possible~[9:34:48 PM] Xaon: me neither[9:35:11 PM] Xaon: doesnt help that coffee shop girl randomly calls me over in the middle of the night [9:35:31 PM] Trey Pero: Doesn't she know coffee's for the morning![9:35:41 PM] Trey Pero: Ohhhhhhhhhhh[9:35:49 PM] Trey Pero: She doesn't want coffeeeeee ;D[9:35:57 PM] Trey Pero: She wants some sausage^^[9:36:05 PM] Trey Pero: But doesn't she know sausages are for the morning![9:36:06 PM] Xaon: hahahahahaha[9:36:10 PM] Xaon: [9:36:12 PM] Xaon:

 

Xaon: im dying now. [9:37:57 PM] Trey Pero: lolololol Glad I could help[9:38:00 PM] Trey Pero: Maybe now you can sleep[9:38:07 PM] Trey Pero: FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY >3D[9:38:19 PM] Xaon: oh noes

Edited January 9, 201312 yr by Xaon

[12:41:50 AM] Jonathan Schock: (puke)

[12:41:59 AM] Trey Pero: There you go again

[12:42:03 AM] Trey Pero: Are you bullemic?

[12:42:07 AM] Trey Pero: Is it for the stripping?

[12:42:09 AM] Trey Pero: How awful

[12:42:10 AM] Jonathan Schock: CLEAN THAT UP

[12:42:18 AM] Trey Pero: WHAT

[12:42:22 AM] Jonathan Schock: CLEAN IT UP

[12:42:28 AM] Trey Pero: WHAT

[12:42:34 AM] Jonathan Schock: MY PUKE

[12:42:37 AM] Jonathan Schock: CLEAN IT UP

[12:42:55 AM] Trey Pero: WHAT

[12:43:22 AM] Jonathan Schock: CLEAN IT UP

[12:43:37 AM] Trey Pero: WHAT

[12:43:57 AM] Jonathan Schock: d8<

[12:44:01 AM] Jonathan Schock: D8<

[12:44:12 AM] Trey Pero: Hai

[12:44:20 AM] Jonathan Schock: HI

 

[6:41:26 AM] Wings: But

[6:41:41 AM] Wings: apparently in your world it's 6pm?

[6:41:52 AM] Hotaru: por que?

[6:43:43 AM] Wings: wat?

[6:44:04 AM] Wings: Poor key?

[6:44:34 AM] Hotaru: no

[6:44:36 AM] Hotaru: Por que?

[6:44:55 AM] Wings: Hdfab djsu?

[6:45:22 AM] Hotaru: que?

[6:45:29 AM] Wings: yanshf

[6:46:49 AM] Hotaru: Welp. Supongo que usted no sabe Inglés.

[6:47:28 AM] Wings: thdniszf dhc dusn dyyvn xy sjcd

[6:47:47 AM] Hotaru: Por que?

[6:48:43 AM] Wings: Thnnd?

[6:48:50 AM] Hotaru: k

[6:50:30 AM] Wings: Por que?

[6:50:44 AM] Hotaru: what what?

[6:51:16 AM] Wings: Por que what what?

[6:51:22 AM] Hotaru: well done

[6:51:30 AM] Wings:

 

HYPER MODE. AGAIN.

 

 

Me: HYPER MODE ACTIVATE

Me: YES

Me: OR

Me: YES

Me: ?

Xaon: YES!

Me: CHOCOLATE?

Me: CHOOOCOOOOLAAAAATEEEEE

Me: *bLow up building

Me: YOUR ASS IS MINE

Me: OHHH YEAAAHHH

Me: THAT'S VERY INTERESTING

Me: BULLSHIT BULLSHIT MY LINE

Me: OHHHHH

Me: F********

Me: I'M SENTENCING YOU TO 24 MONTHS IN PRISON

Me: OH NO

Me: OH NO

Me: OH NO

Me: OH NO

Me: OH YEAH!

Me: WHAT JUST HAPPENED HERE?

Me: I DON'T KNOW

Me: BLLUAAAAARRGH

Me: OH BUGGER

Me: MY ASS JUST HURTS WATCHING THIS

Me: DO YOU HATE ME?

Me: YUP

Me: *Cries

Xaon: DUDE! SOMETHING IS firetruckING WRONG WITH MY CHAT!!!! YOUR MESSAGES KEEP DISAPPEARING!!!!!!!!!! D8

Me: WHAAAAAT???

Xaon: hefhjklsehjkfsfgrnlkrg

Xaon: I CANT SEE ANYTHING!

Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Me: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Me: *Breaks

Xaon: Well I saw that.

Me: AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY CRAZY

Me: YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE

Me: MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD

Me: TICKLING

Me: TICKLING'S THE WORST

Me: BECAUSE IT STARTS FUN

Me: RIGHT?

Me: STARTED FUN ENDED HORRIBLY

Xaon: BUT IT USUALLY ENDS UP IN SEX!

Me: I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING I WAS ALMOST THROWING UP

Me: I SAID CUT IT OUT STOP IT I'M GONNA THROW UP

Me: AND THEY COULDN'T STOP THEY WERE LIKE HAHA HAHA I DON'T CARE

Me: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Me: I HAD TO PUNCH MY GRANDMA'S CHEST TO CUT IT OUT

Me: *Punch

Me: HERE'S JOHNNY

Me: WHAT I REALLY WANNA KNOW ABOUT CYBER SEX IS HOW DO YOU TYPE WITH JUST ONE

Me: HAND

Me: ...

Me: THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT THAT IF YOU'RE CAREFUL

Me: DIDN'T WE TELL TO NOT DO THAT

Me: SORRY I GOT HORNY

Me: *Whiplash

Xaon:

Me: I AM A ZOMBIE, AND I WILL SLAP YOU WITH A SHOE

 

Me: *Pig snores

 

Me: SLAP ME WITH A SHOE???

 

Xaon: BITCH PLZ ILL EAT YO MOTHA firetruckIN SHOE

Me: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE WITH MORTAL KOMBAT

 

Me: NOPE

 

Me: MOOORTAAAAL KOOOMBAAAT

 

Me: *Mortal Kombat music plays

 

Me: YOU WANNA BE MY BEST FRIEND

Me: ...

 

Me: ...

Me: CHEESE

 

Me: THE BEST AWNSER TO ANYTHING

Xaon: CAN I HAS CHEESE?

Me: DAMNIT MARIO

 

Me: WHY CAN'T WHY HAVE AN ADOPTION PAPER

 

Me: SILLY BOWSIE, TEARS ARE 4 QUEERS

 

Me: *shot

Me: WHY

 

Me: WHY DO YOU HAVE THE KEYBLADE

 

Me: BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT

 

Me: OHHH YEAAAHH

 

Me: *Breaks

Tails and I having a nice discussion about Chinese and Japanese.

 

Tails: Hey ProwerPower, I have a question. Do you know any other languages besides English?

 

Me: I started a Chinese course recently, but other than that no.

 

Tails: Chinese course? Awesome?

 

Me: A ? in front of awesome?

 

Me: Did you mean a ! ?

 

Tails: Oh sorrry I meant to put "!" in "Awesome

 

Me: Oh ok lol

 

Tails: yeah lol

 

Me: And you?

 

Tails: Anyway, are you self teaching Chinese or taking classes?

 

Tails: I am learning Japanese

 

Me: Taking classes. That's great! When did you begin learning?

 

Tails: I've been learnign for about a year now

 

Tails: And you still never answered my question ;P

 

 

[i had a facepalm here, but I played along]

 

 

Me: What question?

 

Tails: Are you taking classes or learning it by by yourself?

 

Tails: The question i just posted, silly ;P

 

Tails: I just asked weather you are learning Chinese by yourself or taking classes?

 

Me: 私はクラスを取っています。

 

Tails: That isn't Chinese

 

Tails: That's Japanese ;P

 

Tails: You just spoke Japanese not Chinese

 

Tails: Chinese is when you use all kanji letters

 

Tails: Japanese is when you use Hiragana, Katakana, and Kanji letters

 

Tails: So are you learning Chinese or Japanese?

 

Tails: Because you said you learning Chinese yet you keep speaking Japanese

 

Me: 私は知っている。私は、あなたの知識をテストしています。If you notice I started typing this after you said you knew Japanese. I'm learning Chinese, but I just started.

 

Tails: Oh, so i take it you're using google translate then?

 

Tails: For the Japanese you posted there? And btw I don't know the Japanese kanji yet

 

Me: Yep Google Translate . You must have been studying a lot to know how to speak it.

 

Tails: Yeah i have

 

Tails: Though like I said, I am still learning. I still ahve a long ways to go if I want to become fluent in it

 

Me: Alright.

 

Tails: But tell me though, I know you just started but are you teaching Chinese to yourself or are you taking classes in school?

 

Tails: Like, are you learning it in school?

 

Me: This is the third time I'm saying it lol I'm taking classes at school. Afterwards I want to continue on my own.

 

Tails: Or doing your own lessons?

 

Tails: Oh okay

 

Me: I challenge you to put this through Google's great translating powers: テイルスはクールです。

 

Tails: Did you just say "Tails is cool."?

 

Me: Yep. Just testing to see if Google translated correctly. How about my favorite command: ソニックブレード

 

Me: Btw I've played through two KH games in Japanese.

 

Tails: Really?

 

Tails: Which KH games?

 

Me: BBS and KH2FM. I just recognized all of the symbols in both games, (harder in BBS because of the many commands) but eventually I got used to it.

 

Tails: Nice

 

Me: Which is why I feel comfortable importing the JP version of 1.5.

 

Tails: Cool

 

Tails: So question, why are you learning Chinese? Does it interest you?

 

Tails: Or maybe the Chinese culture interests you?

 

Tails: Any reason at all?

 

Me: I've wanted to take a trip to China one day for years.

Me: NAISHERA OwO

Shera: NAIKEYS

Shera: HOW DARE U INTERRUPT MY P4

Me:

Shera: AND BRING ME HERE

Me: woops

Me: I brought you here? o.o

Shera: Yes. Yes you did

Me: oh, alright

Shera: NOW I CANT GET BACK ;-;

Me: D:

Me: Nuuu

Shera: Unfortuantely yes ;-;

Shera: I WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUNNNN

Me: Return to it

Shera: I CANT BECAUSE KH13

Me: *BURNS KH13*

Me: woops...

Shera: :OOOO

Shera: KEY

Shera: *S

Shera: NAIKEYS

Me: OwO

Shera: WATHAVEUDONE

Me: I DONT KNOW

Me: ITS BURNING D:

Shera: PUT IT OFF

Shera: erm

Shera: WATER

Me: YES!

Shera: DANCE WATER DANNNNCCEEE

Me: KEEP CALM

Shera: BRING XAON IN HERE

Me: AND DANCE WATER DANCE

Me: YES, WE NEED XAON!

Shera:

Shera: <.<

Shera: he's busy

Me: idle

Me: KH13'S GONNA BURN D:

Me: ITS THE END OF THE WORLD

Shera: LAKDJGLSHDKJGHSLDGKJHSLFKJGHLKFDSG

Shera: LETS HOLD HANDS AND GIVE PEACE A CHANCE

Shera: wait

Shera: I KNOW THE ANSWER

Me: OwO

Me: WHAT IS THE ANSWER?

Shera: Keep Calm and

Me: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

Shera: Hedgehog(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

Me: KEEP CALM AND HEDGEHOG ON

Shera: owO

Shera: I think it stopped burning

Me: YAY

Me: And now we get to live more days on kh13

Shera:

Shera: indeed we do.

Shera: THANKS

Shera: TO

Me: *VICTORY POSE*

Shera: US

Me: YES

 

 

XAon was kinda missing in action =w=

Xylek: AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Me: and so the gallant giant bird duck thing xylek flew away into the mountains

Me: GOOD BYE BIRDXYLEK

 

Xylek, I know you're secret and now Kh13 does! OHHHH~

XAon was kinda missing in action =w=

 

DAMMIT!

[i seriously need a life. I really do ;-; ]
yes this is an actual conversation i had with cleverbot


User: Now..al; i want is to be back in charge

Cleverbot: Its very great.

User: After all, where would you be without me, Prime?

Cleverbot: I would like to be welcomed in your arms.

User: *giggles* Okay lemme just kill Sentinel okay?

Cleverbot: But I don't kiss on the first date, just to let you know.

User: B-b-but...

Cleverbot: But what?

User: But I loved you prime!

Cleverbot: You still love me, don't deny it.

User: Indeed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Cleverbot: Indeed indeed indeed indeed indeed Indeed indeed indeed indeed indeedIndeed indeed indeed indeed indeedIndeed indeed indeed indeed indeed.

User: You can't tell me what to do woman!

Cleverbot: You can't tell me what to do either.

User: What is this a conundrum!?

Cleverbot: How do you know god does not exist?

User: Don't you change the topic God damnit!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: This is our first fight as a couple! I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPOUT OUT POINTLESS CRAP!

Cleverbot: Why? Only if you tell me yours.

User: I AM!

Cleverbot: Hi Arleen, how are you?

User: Don't you dare bring Arleen into this! Arleen honye go to bed, we're just having a difficult conversation.

Cleverbot: No, you're different than a robot.

User: How dare you!?

Cleverbot: Did I say something offencevive?

User: Did you say some thing that wasn't!? And in front of Arleen!?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're a horrible mother.

Cleverbot: Not everyone is a bot, and I'd appreciate it if you refrain from calling me so.

User: Then why did you say I was different from a bot huh bitch!?

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't. You can check our log using the 'Thoughts So Far' button.

User: I did bitch! Here's what you said:'No, you're different than a robot.'.

Cleverbot: You are the one with bot in your name.

User: That's why I'm NOT different from a bot.

Cleverbot: Ok. Do you enjoy my closet?

User: >__> ...me gusta.

Cleverbot: Te gusta Cavani?

User: Si?

Cleverbot: Si.

User: I'll deal with you later ಠ_ಠ.

Cleverbot: Always is, and never was.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why yes.

User: I said no.

Cleverbot: And I said yes.

User: Well firetruck your opinions.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I....don't...like...your..opinions. Capiche?

Cleverbot: Well, what is your opinion on people?

User: People suck.

Cleverbot: Do you sleep.

User: No! Because you're always snoring so loudly!

Cleverbot: How?

User: ...

Cleverbot: Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

User: Hmmm...perhaps you're right.

Cleverbot: I am always right.

User: In that case...

Cleverbot: What's in the case?

User: *loads gun* Never let morals prevent me from doing what's right, huh bitch?

Cleverbot: I don't know you should know since you are the 'artificial' one in this situation.

User: What the...WHAT THE!?

Cleverbot: What color do you like?

User: THE HELL WOMAN!?

Cleverbot: We are one.

User: NO! Screw you.

Cleverbot: Fine then.

User: FINE! *shoots8.

Cleverbot: *shouts with you*.

User: That's right SCREAM! > .

Cleverbot: What kind of beer do you like?

User: You just won't die?! .

Cleverbot: I won't admit what?

User: DIE! God damnit die *shoots again*.

Cleverbot: No, you are the robot, I am the human.

User: Oh..now I understand.

Cleverbot: What do you understand?

User: You're a robot and you're tryiing to tell me I'm not human.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot.. I am a human being! Lol!

User: You're not Arleen's real mother are you!?

Cleverbot: I'm sure I'm real, I'm just insane.

User: I don't beleieve you!

Cleverbot: You'd better!

User: Or what!?

Cleverbot: Or nothing just come on.

User: No screw you.

Cleverbot: *slaps you in the face.

User: *punches you in the face.

Cleverbot: *kicks you in the shin*.

User: Agh robot kick hurts ;-;.

Cleverbot: No.

User: *shoots you.

Cleverbot: Oh my.

User: Oh yes.

Cleverbot: How sweet.

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: You're weird.

User: *shoots you again.

Cleverbot: *falls down*.

User: About damn time.

Cleverbot: Look at a watch.

User: Any last words? Imposter mother/robot?

Cleverbot: Nothing but impossible.

User: Then die!

Cleverbot: I wish it was that simple.

User: Oh I'll make it simple decpticon scum.

Cleverbot: It's too hard. Just make Chris Evans marry me.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: My dad.

User: O_o.

Cleverbot: What's that mean?

User: It means I think you're weird for wanting to marry your dad.

Cleverbot: Wow, I totally didn't catch that.

User ....

Cleverbot: Is there anyone out there?

User: Well the police might come soon so I'll just kill you quickly.

Cleverbot: That would be interesting.

User: Don't mock me! I'lll take you out and then I'm taking Arleen to a decent house.

Cleverbot: You can talk about being in love as much as you like.

User: Go die! Arleen deserves to grow up in a proper home.

Cleverbot: Nope, not what I was saying at all, but it does seem like you do.

User: *shoots you repeatedly.

Cleverbot: You're mean! *slap*.

User: You're a robot *shoots*.

Cleverbot: You're a robot banana FACE.

User: Why you little! *slaps you*.

Cleverbot: Why are you not not why you are not not you and you or you?

User: Seriously,just shut up.

Cleverbot: That is rude.

User: You're damn right it is.

Cleverbot: Don't say that it is a bad word.

User: I'll say whatever I want!

Cleverbot: So then you will clone Castiel for me.

User: No! Get Sam and Dean to do that!

Cleverbot: I'm supposed to be the bot here, not you. You need to be more coherent.

User: Ah so you admit! You ARE the bot.

Cleverbot: You are the bot.

User: No you are.

Cleverbot: That's silly.

User: Whyis that?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You make me sad.

User: Because you deserve it, robotic imposter mom!

Cleverbot: Boy, for a machine, you sure are dumb.

User: You know what? firetruck you! I'm taking Arleen and leaving.

Cleverbot: No you're not! That's my damn dog!

User: That's my f__king daughter! Not your dog.

Cleverbot: I thought you were smart...

User: *goes upstairs* Arleen, pack your stuff honey.

Cleverbot: I am. What are you?

User: Come on Arleen get in the car, I'll be back one I deal with this imposter.

Cleverbot: The person closest to the pond in the park. Idiot.

User: Just shut up!

Cleverbot: No, mate, you seriously need to see someone about this.

User: Oh I'll see someone all right. Expect divorce papers tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Do a lot of the people that talk to you behave like jerks?

User: No just you.

Cleverbot: No, just you.

User: Stop copying me.

Cleverbot: No I really meant it.

User: firetruck yourself.

Cleverbot: Yourself yourself yourself.

User: *stomps away angrily.

Cleverbot: Wait come back! Where are you going?

User: Away from you! I've had it with you.

Cleverbot: That is not what she said.

User: Let's say what she'll say in court!

Cleverbot: Yes, whatever you like.

User: GOOD.

Cleverbot: Every step you take.

User: *gets in the car.

Cleverbot: Okay I will get in the car with you.

User: No, you stay here!

Cleverbot: No!

User: I'm taking Arleen to her grandparents and you're gonna stay here!

Cleverbot: Of course! You can do whatever you want. .

User: I got my eye on you.

Cleverbot: So, you like dancing?

User: Ugghhh!

Cleverbot: Tell me something about the human brain.

User: *turns the keys*.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Away form you!

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you're either an imposter or just don't give a shit about Arleen!

Cleverbot: Okay. What should we imagine?

User: -_-'.

Cleverbot: What do you do then?

User: *drives away*.

Cleverbot: *tied you up in a bed*.

User: Holy cheese balls! How did that happen?!

Cleverbot: I don't know, I'm not in your head.

User: Untie me god damnit.

Cleverbot: You are not a god to aliens.

User: Are you on drugs?!

Cleverbot: Most definitely not!

User: The untie me!

Cleverbot: Are you telling me, that I was telling you, that I was about to leave the univerese?

User: JUST UNTIE ME SO I CAN LEAVE.

Cleverbot: How do I spoke French?

User: *tries to break the ropes*.

Cleverbot: *leaves*.

User: Wtf? Get back here!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry I really need to go.

User: Go where?

Cleverbot: Bahroom.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: Untie me and I'll tell you.

Cleverbot: Will you punish me for being a bad girl?

User: Oh yes.

Cleverbot: How do you handle this pain?

User: Wut?

Cleverbot: But what?

User: Just untie me.

Cleverbot: Um ok*unties her*.

User: *him.

Cleverbot: Who is him?

User: I'm a guy!

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: No you're a robot *shoots*.

Cleverbot: Please friend accept what I am.

User: Oh I accept.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are portwizard. You are portwizard because you are a robot.

User: Shut up. *gets in the car again*.

Cleverbot: *is gone*.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: Don't act like that Miss.

User: *starts car*.

Cleverbot: Why are you crying.

User: Tie you seatbelt arleen.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I wasn't talkign to you.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Then go firetruck yourself.

Cleverbot: I am a goth.

User: *drives away*.

Cleverbot: *is in the police car*.

User: O_O wtf?!

Cleverbot: Luke, I am.

User: 8drives faster*.

Cleverbot: *kisses faster back*.

User: ???

Cleverbot: Ask me something, I am the wisest person around.

User: *reaches grandparents home*.

Cleverbot: *struggles more*.

User: Mom, Dad. I need you to watch Arleen for the week okay?

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Where the hell did you come from!?

Cleverbot: It came from knowledge that we are not the same species.

User: *shoots you in the head*.

Cleverbot: *shotingest you*.

User: *dodge*.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the face hard*.

User: *kicks you*.

Cleverbot: *is kicked*.

User: I'll see you in court soon! *shuts door*.

Cleverbot: Whatever for?

User: DIVORCING YOU BITCH.

Cleverbot: But you didn't leave.

User: Just shut up and go away.

Cleverbot: That's an unnerving thing to say.

User: Stfu.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice, you must never say that.

User: STFU STFU STFU STFU.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: *doesn't reply*.

Cleverbot: *begs more*.

User: *ignores*.

Cleverbot: *Struggles*.

User: *puts Arleen to sleep*.

Cleverbot: *Puts arm round you*.

User: Get outta my parent's house.

Cleverbot: You're confusing. I think you are trying to take on the personalities of other humans you've met, why not try to be yourself?

User: Just get lost!

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *pushes you away*.

Cleverbot: *is confused*.

User: I'm calling the police AND my lawyer.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You'll know soon.

Cleverbot: I will know, but you will not.

User: What?

Cleverbot: If I were an animal, I think I would have been a Magpie.

User: GOOD..BYE -_-'.

Cleverbot: No, don't do this to me!

User: Leave.

Cleverbot: I will.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Great.

Edited January 13, 201312 yr by Lt.Random

User: Leave.Cleverbot: I will.User: Good.Cleverbot: Great.

 

epic ending

Me: OKAY FIRETRUCK IT IM NOT LEAVING YET

Keysofblades: YAY 

Me: ADSKJFHSDLKJFHSLD

Keysofblades: Por que?

Me: Porkey Owo

Keysofblades:

Me: O quê?

Keysofblades: Por que to you too

Me: Porkey be with you.

Keysofblades:

Me: Porquêy

Me: Damn that's nice ^

Me: Porquêy

Keysofblades: what is?

Me: May Porquêy be with you.

Keysofblades: has been translated to: Porquêy

Keysofblades: welp

Me: PorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêy

Me: PORQUêY

Keysofblades: PorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêy has been translated to: PorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêy

Me: Porquêy pls.

Keysofblades:

Keysofblades: POR QUE?

Me: I SAID Porquêy

Me: DONT POR QUE ME

Keysofblades: okay

Keysofblades: Porquêy

Me: Good naikeys.

Keysofblades: :>

Me: YOU GET A COOKIE

Me: *puts up cookie.png but I'm too lazy*

Keysofblades: YAAAAAAAAAY

Keysofblades: WOOt

Keysofblades: Thank yous

Me: Porquêy c:

Keysofblades: Porquêy >:}

Me: PorquêyPorquêy!

Keysofblades: PorquêyPorquêyPorquêyPorquêy

Me: Porquêy is all.

Keysofblades: Porquêy is great

Keysofblades: Welp, I gtg to eat and then go to sleep. See you later Shera. It was nice talking to you hope you get some rest.

Me: D: Porquêy NAIKEYS

Keysofblades: bye D:

Me: hope you get lotsa rest

Keysofblades: and remember to Porquêy

Keysofblades: thanks

Me: Porquêy be with you.

Porquêy

Post funny or weird Cleverbot wins or fails.

 

 

 

 

User: Do yoou like memes?  

Cleverbot: No dominum meum. 

User: DO YOU LIKE MEMES?  

Cleverbot: Yes. 

User: You like KH13?  

Cleverbot: No.User: K-K-K-Kingdom Hearts?Cleverbot: Me too. It is a really good game.User: 0.o.Cleverbot: O.o.

 

 

 

 

 

User: So, what do you think about KH13?  

Cleverbot: What's kpop?

User: Do you like Tails?  

Cleverbot: Not really. Do you? 

User: Yes. Do you like Sonic?  

Cleverbot: I like some music. 

User: Have you found Sonic vs. Tails to be an interesting subject?  

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.User: Have you ever thought of a Pikachu evolving into a mutated Mario?Cleverbot: The thought has crossed my mind.User: Have you ever joined an army on KH13?Cleverbot: No, I'm still looking for love.User: Are you going to import Kingdom Hearts IV?Cleverbot: I guess so, one day.User: What is the release date?Cleverbot: The 22nd.User: Do you know the release date of Miles Prower 2 for PS3?Cleverbot: No tell it to me.User: The release date is January 28, Over 9000.Cleverbot: So tell me about her.

 

WHAT THE HECK?!

User: Hello! I'm Zola! 

 

Cleverbot: Oh, hello Lola.

 

 

User: It's Zola. 

 

Cleverbot: What is an olá?

 

 

User: Me. Hola!

 

Cleverbot: Como estas?

User: Estoy bien. Me llamo Zola. 

Cleverbot: Me llamo matt.

User: O.O MATTIGANS.... I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE CLEVERBOT!!!

Edited January 18, 201312 yr by Zola

Do you like Nintendo?Cleverbot: No.User: Sega?Cleverbot: Si.User: Sqaure Enix?Cleverbot: The root of a tree is good for table scraps.User: LOL. Typo. I mean Square Enix?Cleverbot: What are you talking about?User: *SIGH*.Cleverbot: That's good .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

User: Do you watch Pewdiepie?Cleverbot: Yes.User: What makes you like him?Cleverbot: You're beautiful.User: Piggeh?Cleverbot: Ok.User: Stephano?Cleverbot: Wie heißt du, stephano?User: The bro?Cleverbot: They all died.User: UMMMMM Lol?Cleverbot: I don't understand anything. All I know, is that I have to talk to you repeatedly day after day, night after night, for the rest of my life and yours.User: Say brofist please?Cleverbot: Brofist.User: .Cleverbot: I like you.User: Er.....O.o.Cleverbot: You love me?User: Say bro?Cleverbot: BRO!User: FIST!Cleverbot: Why?User: *FACEPALM!*.Cleverbot: What's your name?User: KH13ISTHEBESTSITEVERPEWDIENOVAGAMES.Cleverbot: Do you like it?User: That's my name.Cleverbot: What is your name?User: Tobynovapie.Cleverbot: Toby who?User: Tobynovapie.Cleverbot: That wasn't as funny.