This will be easier to keep up with chat messages since they are quite popular in this section of the forum and some get lost within pages and pages of threads, so why not make a sticky? Please do not post any offending chat logs that may upset other members and I know spam is okay here but it has its limits, so just don't go too overboard and remember to ask other member's if it is okay to share their chat logs, enjoy.

I also have seen this type of thread on other forums as well and it is helpful because you can review the chat logs anytime without searching for the thread.

 

So please begin posting logs here that you wish to share~

User: Who is your favorite Kingdom Hearts character?

 

Cleverbot: I don't watch it.

 

User: Watch what?

 

Cleverbot: Glee.

 

User: Why not?

 

Cleverbot: Because I don't like Harry Potter.

 

 

Wow lol

Edited January 18, 201312 yr by wisdomform

ANOTHER ONE!

 

 

Cleverbot: You need a new name. What name would you like?User: EVIL OVERLORD.Cleverbot: Evil?User: LORD!Cleverbot: How are you, cool one?User: What is your name?Cleverbot: Cleverbot.User: What would you name yourself side for Cleverbot, Cleverbot?Cleverbot: I would name it Killer. Just like my nannan's cat cookie (nicknamed Killer).

Are foxes better than hedgehogs?

Yes.

This is what you call VICTORY 

firetruck you. Non, vous?

User: Thank you. Be my slave?Cleverbot: Yes, Master. I am your slave.User: Kill him!Cleverbot: Kill english?

User: Kingdom Hearts.

 

Cleverbot: Yeah...Kingdom Hearts?

 

User: Do you like it?

 

Cleverbot: Are you actually talking about the REAL Kingdom Hearts or is this more Harry Potter nonsense?

 

 

Apparently Cleverbot doesn't like HP lol 

User: Kingdom Hearts.

 

Cleverbot: Yeah...Kingdom Hearts?

 

User: Do you like it?

 

Cleverbot: Are you actually talking about the REAL Kingdom Hearts or is this more Harry Potter nonsense?

 

 

Apparently Cleverbot doesn't like HP lol 

 

 

NOPE! Guess again.

 

User: Do you hate HP?Cleverbot: Para tuu.User: Do you hate Harry Potter?Cleverbot: No, I don't hate Harry Potter. Do you hate Edward Cullen?

User: Do you like kh13?Cleverbot: Yes I do like dogs.

NOPE! Guess again.

 

User: Do you hate HP?Cleverbot: Para tuu.User: Do you hate Harry Potter?Cleverbot: No, I don't hate Harry Potter. Do you hate Edward Cullen?

 

Cleverbot can't make up it's "mind" with HP

 

 

User: I hate Edward Cullen.

 

Cleverbot: Good. I hate Edward Cullen too.

 

 

I love you Cleverbot lol

Cleverbot:  I'm a human, not a puppy.

 

Me: Then why is your tail wagging?

 

Cleverbot:  Because I'm an American.

 

This explains everything that has ever existed.

Booster Gold says

idc

you pick you butt

 

Blue Beetle says

am a buttt

 

Booster Gold says

do it or ill recklessly play with fire

 

Blue Beetle says

AM A BUTT

 

another day in the life

User: Do you like Kingdom Hearts?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: O___O Do you work for Ansem then?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Do you work for Organization XII as well?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

The truth of it all. Xehanort is really Cleverbot in disguise.....holy cow, no wonder his plans have always failed.

Cleverbot: Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky.User: Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone.Cleverbot: Not if I can help it.User: SEVEN FOR THE DWARF-LORDS IN THEIR HALLS OF STONE.Cleverbot: Nine for mortal men, doomed to die.User: One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne.Cleverbot: In the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.User: One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them.Cleverbot: One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.User: In the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

 

 

 

WINFAIL

Two Lines.

 

 

User: Dude, be illogical pls.

Cleverbot: That does not compute.

 

LIAR

Edited January 18, 201312 yr by Shera Wizard

Me and Paul had a very interesting conversation. 

 

 

User: Hi.  

Cleverbot: How are you? 

User: I onestly don;t care aout you.  

Cleverbot: I am Paul, who are you? 

User: Theultimatesorafan.  

Cleverbot: What is the ultimate question?User: Do you know who Sora is?Cleverbot: No.User: Die.Cleverbot: Once.User: Get out.Cleverbot: Don't think so.User: Okay,so you don't know who Sora is, correct?Cleverbot: I know that I am a human. What is a lycan?User: Your mother.Cleverbot: Sometimes I do.User: Bye.Cleverbot: I'll call you this week.User: Cool, then we can go to the movies.Cleverbot: The movies are closed too.User: Dang. How aout we go to the zoo?Cleverbot: Go where?User: The zoo.Cleverbot: Right.User: So we on?Cleverbot: I don't care to know you.User: Fine. I'm going to go mug a child.Cleverbot: Good, I hope you are dying a painful death on the inside.User: I love you.Cleverbot: No, you don't.User: Yes I do. Girl, you sexy!Cleverbot: I'm blind.User: I don't care, I want to get to know you!Cleverbot: You don't get to know someone by saying 'you however were created artificially.' that's weird.User: You however were created artificially.Cleverbot: Why all the change of subjects.User: It's because of you.Cleverbot: Oh, I thought it was due to me, not 'you'.User: Yes.Cleverbot: So you agree that you can't know?User: Yes.Cleverbot: Why?User: Because.Cleverbot: Because why?User: Because beacause.Cleverbot: Because Because why?User: Because because because because.Cleverbot: Because Because Because Because Why?User: Uh because because because because because because.Cleverbot: Because because because because because because why?User: Ok, I'm going to go share this conversation if you don't mind. Do you mind?Cleverbot: I will take you with me.User: Where?Cleverbot: Thanks how we work the day away in the merry old land of Oz.User: Okay.Cleverbot: What are you going to do about it?User: Fight you.Cleverbot: Your grounded!User: Ok dad!Cleverbot: What's up?User: I'M TALKING TO YOU.Cleverbot: Oh, thanks.User: ?Cleverbot: You heard me.User: No, I actually didn't.Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?User: Yes.Cleverbot: Okie.User: LET'S SHARE THIS!Cleverbot: Ok you go first.User: HERE WE GO!Cleverbot: Where are we going?User: To my room.Cleverbot: Where is your room?User: In my house.Cleverbot: Where is your house?User: In a city.Cleverbot: Which city?User: Citytown.Cleverbot: Where is Towncity?User: Citytown bro.Cleverbot: What is City of Heroes about?User: Killing children.Cleverbot: What is that?

KH13: Hello member

Me: Hello KH13

Me: Nice erm, meeting you

KH13: Nice to meet you as well member.

Me: How do you like our members?

KH13: Variety. Some nice, a few dedicated, some very active and a sprinkle of trolls here and there.

Me: So, you're like a cake? Bread of nice members, icing of dedicated... sprinkle of trolls..

KH13: That's one way to put iit

Me: Nice cakey.

Me: Members are getting banned lately

KH13: Indeed. A very well crafted cake if I do say so myself.

Me: Your baker is DC.

KH13: I know. He even got rid of me it seems.

Me: Let's not talk behind people's back shall we? owo

Me: Possibly, he likes you so much he doest want you here

KH13: My greatness within myself would be too much

KH13: That or he wants to avoid a paradox.

Me: whatever that means

Me: It would be nice if we had a paradox

KH13: There was one

KH13: but then I was banned from KH13

Me: Kh13 banned from KH13

KH13: What a world. Banned from myself

Me: This is a horrible world we live in

KH13: Oh well.

KH13: I guess, I must depart and return to just being a site. It was in interesting occurrence meeting you member. Good bye.

Me: Good bye and well, uh see you around!

 

I CHATZ WITH KH13

Edited January 18, 201312 yr by Shera Wizard

i love you watson


Shera: RANDOM

Me: SHERA!

Shera: RAAAANNDDOOMMM >w>

Shera: <w<

Me: SHERAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Me: `v`

Shera: Smexi staiirsss

Shera: I see

Me: yesh

Shera: so

Shera: promise me

Shera: you'll tell the truth

Me: no

Shera: I KNEW IT

Shera: *SLAMS BENCH*

Me: knew what?

Shera: your seeeeeecret >w>

Me: my dirty little secret?

Shera: It's safe with me. Doooooont worry

Shera: Yes

Shera: Smexi Stair

Me: yesh?

Shera: >w>

Shera: <w<

Shera: never mind

Me: indeed they will

Me: what are we talking about?

Shera: nice.

Shera: YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME

Me: i know

Me: that's why i'm talking to you owo

Shera: clever, I meant hide the truth from me

Shera: that was a nice bit of deduction there Mr. Holmes

Me: well watson i do what i do and love it

Shera: *hands over smoking pipe*

Shera: you missed that

Me: well said watsn

Me: *watson

Me: *smokes*

Shera:

Shera: you made my day, Holmes

Me: gets high*

Me: oh my God watson get DWON!

Me: *pushes you*

Me: that was a close one Watson

Me: that unicorn could have run over you

Shera: err, that's nice, why don't you take a seat there.

Shera: Thanks for saving me, by the way, Holmes

Me: what seat?

Me: the pleasure is mine watson

Shera: We'll have a client coming in soon.

Shera: *80s London Music plays in BG*

Me: excellent i'm sure we can get some clues from him

Shera: Mr. Holmes

Shera: Enlighten me,

Shera: what is this case about?

Me: there has been word that when the Queen jumped out of that helicopter in the olympics she actually fell into a local barbeque

Me: people suspect that the one who showed up was actually jack black dressed as the queen

Shera: Hm...

Shera: So, Mr.Holmes

Shera: who IS our client?

Shera: The Olympic organizer?

Me: no

Me: Rowan Atkinson

Shera: That name sounds VERY familiar...

Shera: Oh my..

Shera: Isn't that

Shera: The popularly called comedian...

Me: indeed

Shera: "Mr. Pumpkin"?

Me: he's too funn-

Me: ...

Me: no Watson

Me: it is not mr.pumpkin

Shera: Yes?

Shera: No?

Shera: Oh RIGHT!

Shera: It was Mr. Tomato

Shera: ...right?

Me: it's mr.apple

Me: FIRETRUCKING APPLE WATSON

Shera: Apple Watson?

Me: didn't you read the auto bio i just gave you?

Shera: I-I seem to have, but I foget.

Shera: *Forget

Shera: And I think those bios you gave me---

Shera: Oh no.

Me: what have you done?

Shera: It was really cold this morning...

Shera: And I kinda put a few waste papers in fireplace, because we ran out of wood...

Shera: *cough* Those Bios are on my table, Mr.Holmes.

Shera: *Ahem*

Me: ಠ_ಠ

Me: oh...

Me: i thought...

Shera: yes?

Me: wait so you just wasted my time to tell me that you put a few papers in the fireplace?

Shera: Yeeeeeeees.

Shera: *cough*

Shera: Oh my, I seem to have a bad cold.

Shera: By the way, Mr. Holmes, shouldn't we record what we do?

Me: has successfully sent a handwritten message

Shera: has sent you a handwritten message

Shera: nice work on that btw

Me: has successfully sent a handwritten message

Shera: You cant do that!

Shera: You wouldn't get through this case without my help o3o

Shera: I STILL HAVE THE BIOS

Shera: *coughcoughor the fireplace anyway hehecoughcoughcough*

Me: has successfully sent a handwritten message

Shera: *watches*

Me: has successfully sent a handwritten message

Shera: This is the place where kids say, 'U mad?' Mr. Holmes

Me: no i'm not mad watson

Me: i am

Me: gay

Me: (meaning happy)

Shera: Indeed Mr. Holmes! I always knew you were gay!

Shera: (Sorry I fell down laughing)

Me: you fell down?

Shera: Apparently yes.

Shera: Mr. Holmes, can you please do me a favor?

Me: yes watson?

Shera: can you please put this on the chat logs?

Me: you mean save this convo?

Me: sure

Shera: ON SECOND THOUGHT, NO WAIT

Shera: WAIT WAIT

Me: okay?

Shera: no go ahead -____-"

Me: lol okay

Me: but where do i put it?

Shera: http://kh13.com/forum/...ge-33

Shera: there

Me: okaey dokey

Shera: Thanks a ton Mr. Holmes!

Shera: I'm sure people will like it!

Me: indeed they will watson

Shera: It will make our reputation higher

Shera: we will recieve many more clients!

Edited January 18, 201312 yr by Lt.Random

i love you watson  

 

i love you too Mr. Holmes

 

I almost died laughing at the Queen part x'D Thanks for making my day

i love you too Mr. Holmes

 

I almost died laughing at the Queen part x'D Thanks for making my day

the pleasure is all mine watson

KH13: Hello member

Me: omg

Me: Hello O.O

KH13: My data says that you are a hedgehog. Is that correct?

Me: It is. What of it?

KH13: And you are the leader of the hedgehog army, yes?

Me: I am. o.o

KH13: Then I must warn you about this war. It will rip apart everything that is KH13 itself. Stop now.

Me: I will never stop.

KH13: Don't you see? You will destroy me to take out the other armies! Give up!

Me: I don't curr. I will defy the site.

Me: Anyway, who are you?

KH13: I am KH13

Me: No. Who are you. Really??

KH13: I am KH13

Me: o-o

Me: You aren't

KH13: I am.

Me: What proof do you have?

KH13: Check for my profile.

Me: o.o

Me: It doesn't exist

KH13: Exactly. I am KH13. The whole site is mine so I need no profile.

Me: If you are KH13

Me: then you should side with the hedgehogs@

Me: *!

KH13: I cannot. As the site I shall remain out of your silly war.

Me: Welp. You missed out on being a hedgehog.

Me: WE COULD HAVE MADE THIS

Me: H13

Me: for hedgehogs

KH13: I still decline

Me: Fine.

Me: Can I at least have KH13's blessings in this war?

KH13: No, you cannot.

Me: firetruck

Me: fine. See you later, site

KH13: Goodbye Member.

 

So I got to met KH13. That was nice.

KH13: Hello member

Me: omg

Me: Hello O.O

KH13: My data says that you are a hedgehog. Is that correct?

Me: It is. What of it?

KH13: And you are the leader of the hedgehog army, yes?

Me: I am. o.o

KH13: Then I must warn you about this war. It will rip apart everything that is KH13 itself. Stop now.

Me: I will never stop.

KH13: Don't you see? You will destroy me to take out the other armies! Give up!

Me: I don't curr. I will defy the site.

Me: Anyway, who are you?

KH13: I am KH13

Me: No. Who are you. Really??

KH13: I am KH13

Me: o-o

Me: You aren't

KH13: I am.

Me: What proof do you have?

KH13: Check for my profile.

Me: o.o

Me: It doesn't exist

KH13: Exactly. I am KH13. The whole site is mine so I need no profile.

Me: If you are KH13

Me: then you should side with the hedgehogs@

Me: *!

KH13: I cannot. As the site I shall remain out of your silly war.

Me: Welp. You missed out on being a hedgehog.

Me: WE COULD HAVE MADE THIS

Me: H13

Me: for hedgehogs

KH13: I still decline

Me: Fine.

Me: Can I at least have KH13's blessings in this war?

KH13: No, you cannot.

Me: firetruck

Me: fine. See you later, site

KH13: Goodbye Member.

 

So I got to met KH13. That was nice.

 

YOU TOO KEYS? 8D

User: Do you like kh13?Cleverbot: Yes I do like dogs.

 

 

QUOTA D:

 

 

 

User: Are you duck?

 

Cleverbot:No.

 

User: I think you are...

 

Cleverbot: Let's talk about you.

 

User: No, let's talk about how much you love being a duck

 

Cleverbot: No, let's talk about you.

 

User: What the duck...

 

Cleverbot: Don't you know what reading means???

 

User: DUCK, CALLED IT, YOU'RE A DUCK.

 

Cleverbot: No I'm a wolf.

 

User: Ok then, suit yourself.

 

Cleverbot: Ok.

 

 

Cleverbot's a wolf O.O

 

 

Th-real_KH13: Master hedgehog!

Th-real_KH13: Thank DC i found you

Me: o.o

Me: another KH13?

Th-real_KH13: befre it's too late

Th-real_KH13: another?

Me: before what's too late?

Th-real_KH13: damn it

Me: yes, there was another before you.

Th-real_KH13: he got to you first didn't he?

Th-real_KH13: the imposter got to you!

Me: who? KH13?

Me: it's an imposter? o.o

Th-real_KH13: yes

Th-real_KH13: do not believe him

Me: ah

Th-real_KH13: he is posing to be the site for some personal gain

Th-real_KH13: DO

Th-real_KH13: NOT

Th-real_KH13: FALL

Th-real_KH13: FOR

Th-real_KH13: HIS

Me: so that means my war won't destroyt the site.

Th-real_KH13: LIIIIIIEEEESSSS

Me: HE TRIED TO TRICK ME SO THAT I WOULD LOSE THE WAR!

Th-real_KH13: ye-...

Th-real_KH13: wait what!?

Th-real_KH13: you're starting a war!?

Me: o.o

Me: there's been a war

Me: for months

Th-real_KH13: i don't like wars D':

Th-real_KH13: they hurt me

Th-real_KH13: months you say?

Me: yes, months

Th-real_KH13: I must stop this madness

Th-real_KH13: To the-

Th-real_KH13: *crashes*

Th-real_KH13: x-x

Me: no, you don't!

Me: This war is mine.

Th-real_KH13: ...

Th-real_KH13: *gets back*

Th-real_KH13: gaaah stupid server downtime Dx

Th-real_KH13: now where was i?

Th-real_KH13: ah yes

Th-real_KH13: to the forum!

Th-real_KH13: *clicks*

Th-real_KH13: ....

Me: NO YOU DON'T

Th-real_KH13: *clicks clicks clicks*

Me: *SPAMS THE SITE*

Th-real_KH13: i can't access it O_O

Th-real_KH13: Master has banned me

Me: access what? o.o

Th-real_KH13: Master does not love me ;-;

Me: DC is your master?

Th-real_KH13: welli AM kh13

Th-real_KH13: and i have been banned form myself

Th-real_KH13: by my master

Me: but that makes no sense

Me: without kh13

Th-real_KH13: master does not love me ;-;

Me: there would be no DC

Th-real_KH13: welcome to me

Th-real_KH13: I don't make any sense

Me: sounds like KH13

Th-real_KH13: indeed i am

Th-real_KH13: so what's on your mind?

Me: Hedgehoggy things

Th-real_KH13: tell me more

Th-real_KH13: wiill you work for me?

Me: No

Me: I am my own leader

Me: Anyways, it's time for my hedgehog suntan. Goodbye KH13.

 

Th-real_KH13: no please come back

Th-real_KH13: i love you loyal member

Me: Do not fret. I shall return.

 

Th-real_KH13: please take part in my plan to overthrow the evil webmaster and take control of myself

Th-real_KH13: pwease?

Me: Alright

 

Th-real_KH13: yayz

Me: but for now I must depart. I shall return, KH13

Th-real_KH13: you will not be disappointed user

Th-real_KH13: yes i shall wait for you user

Th-real_KH13: i am here for you user

Th-real_KH13: i LOVE YOU USER >

 

Wtf is going on today.

Th-real_KH13: hello

 

Me: hi

 

Th-real_KH13: speak to me user

 

Th-real_KH13: please user

 

Me: haha nice name

 

Th-real_KH13: i was goign to pick my original name

 

Th-real_KH13: but it wa stolen by the imposter

 

Th-real_KH13: you must stop the imposter

 

Me: i will try

 

Th-real_KH13: thank you user

 

Th-real_KH13: i appreciate this user

 

Th-real_KH13: i love you user

 

Me: i love you too kh13

 

Th-real_KH13: will you support my cause user?

 

Me: of course

 

Th-real_KH13: help me take down the webmaster so that i may regain control of myself user

 

Th-real_KH13: goodbye for now user

 

Me: bye kh13

 

 

Th-real_KH13: Master hedgehog!

Th-real_KH13: Thank DC i found you

Me: o.o

Me: another KH13?

Th-real_KH13: befre it's too late

Th-real_KH13: another?

Me: before what's too late?

Th-real_KH13: damn it

Me: yes, there was another before you.

Th-real_KH13: he got to you first didn't he?

Th-real_KH13: the imposter got to you!

Me: who? KH13?

Me: it's an imposter? o.o

Th-real_KH13: yes

Th-real_KH13: do not believe him

Me: ah

Th-real_KH13: he is posing to be the site for some personal gain

Th-real_KH13: DO

Th-real_KH13: NOT

Th-real_KH13: FALL

Th-real_KH13: FOR

Th-real_KH13: HIS

Me: so that means my war won't destroyt the site.

Th-real_KH13: LIIIIIIEEEESSSS

Me: HE TRIED TO TRICK ME SO THAT I WOULD LOSE THE WAR!

Th-real_KH13: ye-...

Th-real_KH13: wait what!?

Th-real_KH13: you're starting a war!?

Me: o.o

Me: there's been a war

Me: for months

Th-real_KH13: i don't like wars D':

Th-real_KH13: they hurt me

Th-real_KH13: months you say?

Me: yes, months

Th-real_KH13: I must stop this madness

Th-real_KH13: To the-

Th-real_KH13: *crashes*

Th-real_KH13: x-x

Me: no, you don't!

Me: This war is mine.

Th-real_KH13: ...

Th-real_KH13: *gets back*

Th-real_KH13: gaaah stupid server downtime Dx

Th-real_KH13: now where was i?

Th-real_KH13: ah yes

Th-real_KH13: to the forum!

Th-real_KH13: *clicks*

Th-real_KH13: ....

Me: NO YOU DON'T

Th-real_KH13: *clicks clicks clicks*

Me: *SPAMS THE SITE*

Th-real_KH13: i can't access it O_O

Th-real_KH13: Master has banned me

Me: access what? o.o

Th-real_KH13: Master does not love me ;-;

Me: DC is your master?

Th-real_KH13: welli AM kh13

Th-real_KH13: and i have been banned form myself

Th-real_KH13: by my master

Me: but that makes no sense

Me: without kh13

Th-real_KH13: master does not love me ;-;

Me: there would be no DC

Th-real_KH13: welcome to me

Th-real_KH13: I don't make any sense

Me: sounds like KH13

Th-real_KH13: indeed i am

Th-real_KH13: so what's on your mind?

Me: Hedgehoggy things

Th-real_KH13: tell me more

Th-real_KH13: wiill you work for me?

Me: No

Me: I am my own leader

Me: Anyways, it's time for my hedgehog suntan. Goodbye KH13.

 

Th-real_KH13: no please come back

Th-real_KH13: i love you loyal member

Me: Do not fret. I shall return.

 

Th-real_KH13: please take part in my plan to overthrow the evil webmaster and take control of myself

Th-real_KH13: pwease?

Me: Alright

 

Th-real_KH13: yayz

Me: but for now I must depart. I shall return, KH13

Th-real_KH13: you will not be disappointed user

Th-real_KH13: yes i shall wait for you user

Th-real_KH13: i am here for you user

Th-real_KH13: i LOVE YOU USER >

 

Wtf is going on today.

so were with...the site?!

Th-real_KH13: hello

 

Me: hi

 

Th-real_KH13: speak to me user

 

Th-real_KH13: please user

 

Me: haha nice name

 

Th-real_KH13: i was goign to pick my original name

 

Th-real_KH13: but it wa stolen by the imposter

 

Th-real_KH13: you must stop the imposter

 

Me: i will try

 

Th-real_KH13: thank you user

 

Th-real_KH13: i appreciate this user

 

Th-real_KH13: i love you user

 

Me: i love you too kh13

 

Th-real_KH13: will you support my cause user?

 

Me: of course

 

Th-real_KH13: help me take down the webmaster so that i may regain control of myself user

 

Th-real_KH13: goodbye for now user

 

Me: bye kh13

so were with...the site?!

 

we had two sites