Villi1997

they never tell you about the 3 rings of marriage, the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring

what happens if pinnochio says: ''now my nose will grow''?

1+1=3 if you don't use a condom, if you know what i mean

i cant believe i lost the key home

Alien logic: aliens don't really invade earth, but when they do, they invade the U.S.A., which is pretty much the only country in the world they go to

why are some people saying fire at will, what did will do to them

why is this site called kh13 anyway

KH3D will be released in japan in 10 days, heck yeah!!!

according to greek mythology, humans were originally created with 4 arms, 4 legs, and a head with 2 faces. fearing their power, Zeus split them into 2 separated parts condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves

watching tenacious d pick of destiny, love that movie

going to see john carter tonight

Jesus could walk on water, humans are 90% water, and i am able to walk on humans, does that make me 90% jesus?

going to prom tonight

ok, so there is a girl at my school i like, but i am kinda shy to talk to her, got any advice

welcome to the 21st century: where presidents are black, rappers are white, and asians play basketball(no racism intended)

i always want to lucid dream, can anyone tell me how i do it

if its called final fantasy, why are there 13 of them?

wouldnt it be ironic if i died in the living room

y'know if you take the word pens and insert the letter i and it spells.... you know what, never mind