Dracozombie

I haven't eaten anything all day and it's starting to suck, but I'm also curious about how far I can go before my body starts eating itself to compensate. wat do?

Baby I still love you ;(

Today I've learned that, for me, sitting down is the best way to be unproductive. I work standing up from here on out.

It's nice sinking your teeth into a good fanfic. If only I could get this engrossed in actual published books.

Draco's wisdom: feta cheese makes everything better.

My brother's bunny had recently committed $200+ worth of sin by chewing on all the important wires in his apartment. And just now, he scrambled across my laptop's keyboard and somehow managed to type "xdi8". "" the emoticon? i8=I ate? THAT SON OF A BITCH IS BRAGGING.

Three in the morning. I'm awake for a trip at three in the firetrucking morning. There is something abnormal about this picture.

I honestly have not been paying attention to the E3 announcements and I feel like I'm living under an internet rock. Though, everyone's status updates have at least given me the gist of what's been happening so it's not completely shameful.

How's graduate life treatin' ya? Becoming part of the work force? Saving up for that dream home? Or lounging around enjoying your last days of total freedom?

I'm with my brother at that hipster coffee shop from last time. There's some car event going on outside so there's a whole ton of people here, so I feel less awkward--everyone wants to be a hipster today!

My god I'm at this hipster coffee/tea shop and it's so hipster it's called Intelligentsia and it's painful, but their chai tea is kickass so I guess they can get away with it (plus what does it say about me that I'm chilling at such a place to begin with instead of at a Starbucks like sensible, non-cool folk?)

No lie, I feel like going out today just so I have the excuse of dressing up and wearing makeup to look pretty. I'm not sure when I became female, but it's a disconcerting transformation.

To me, reading classic literature is like eating kale: you do it because it's healthy, not because it tastes good.

Somehow I'm in the mood for a shitstorm, so, uh... #yesallwomen! (Are we killing each other yet?)

I don't know how pizza for breakfast came to be such a classic, but whoever invented it knew what he was doing.

Aaaugh, so tired of playing tech support... I'm amazed at willpower of the people who do it for a living.

Father, don't try to guide me on how to reboot a computer when you ask questions like whether Firefox the computer's firewall.

Did some sort of drama bomb explode where a bunch of people feel a need to declare their leaving of the site (which pretty much never sticks to begin with)?

Everyone's getting pissed at everyone and I'm just sitting here, drinking delicious tea and getting my laptop to stop firetrucking up.

Okay, off to my boring-ass ceremony. brb graduating