Dracozombie

How dare they give you a faulty product! You should ask for a full refund.

We should alert the church elders.

You know how important having an exact amount of time is? You need to report this immediately. And ask them for the 30 minute hourglass, not the 31. There's a huge difference.

Joke's on you, midget -- I'm already dead.

Zombies can be killed but don't worry I'll get you...:I

I'm sure you will be fine

Nah, I'll be fine. I'm not like I'm on super powerful pills or tripping on acid or anything.

But still. Exploded organs. You never know.

If we hear an explosion, I think we'll know. X3 And I live in England.

Nah, but still, you'll be fine.

You just gotta believe!

OMG Draco hahahaha

I shall eat all the onions to grow that 'stache, and I will regret nothing.

It will be the most beautiful mustache. All its kind. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

That's what I figured but didn't want to assume. YAYYYYY Congrats!! *gets you drunk to celebrate***

whooooooooo

wo0t!

I'm wondering if it's some type of spam tbh..Porn spam even maybe..It's getting easier and easier for telemarketers to obtain lists of cell numbers nowadays. Google the number and see what you get

Most likely it's some type of porn spam. I Googled the first number and it took me to a site where all the responses said "Not safe." The second one is just confusing because it apparently belongs to a cable company... in New York. I don't even.

Figures. Ugh!

Text them back you need help burying that dead body lol

I'm sorely tempted to do just that, Lea, except I'm afraid by responding to that text I'd open myself to a flood of malware demons or something.

true Better safe than sorry.

I can't reach that far........

Oh well.

Sea-salt hot choco--whaaat? e.e

Sea-salt hot chocolate. Yes it's a thing. I dunno why caramel sea-salt is getting to be so popular nowadays, but I'm not complaining.

Because you hate yourself.

But I do it for fun, so that must make me a masochist.

Well me and myself don't get along very well so that would explain it.

To be fair once you're past the initial "OMG WHAT IS THAT?!" shock the picture becomes almost comical a lot of the time.

I easily prefer a good book over a smartphone!

Draco's 2Cool4Them.

Still, I'd read a book given the choice. I don't even use my phone NEARLY as much as others.

Dammit, now I can't tell whether I should be smug or a conformist!

Yeah it was more psychological. Kind of about depression and frustration more than being scared.

I googled The Babadook and the first thing to come up was this http://clothesonfilm.com/become-the-babadook/35457/

...Yeeeah. Don't know why you'd choose THAT to unwind?

Also you haven't seen Over the Garden Wall? It is amazing.

My friend said it was a really good horror movie but I thought it was a normal horror movie, not THAT!

And now, haven't heard of Over the Garden Wall until now. I'm checking it out to repair the damage.

A most grumpy face indeed...

I'd eat the chocolate with you but cavities.

IT'S JUST TOO GOOD.

I am so weak...

Sleep is for the weak.

Chocolate is for the strong.

If it's on the internet, it must be true.

The Sun is always a dick.

And it always burns.

I live in Australia. Your arguement is invalid.

lolz Winner

I wonder how long it took the female to run off seeing as their tortoises. That would have been hilarious watching them try to run

Here's vid for ya Random

It certainly does.

It's quite expensive to live in though from what I hear...

Depends on the area, but I say it's worth it. LA has too much to offer.

still worth it

Totally.

*nom*

The sin of beef.

I had two quesaritos yesterday. Living on the dangerous side of life.