Captain Swagblader

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Swagblade Attack: 1337 Defense:69 Magic: Over 9000 Ability: Once health goes below 50%, Sora starts to go euphoric and he turns Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan. (yes apparently that is a thing). x1337 multiplier

Lets find out. Kingdom Hearts has 13 letters. Organization 13 is an organization. Heart has 5 letters. 13-5:7. 7 guardians of light. Therefore,I conclude that the 3 weird metal pieces are related to the new keyblade war.

I'm guessing you like Sora, and you sort of like Roxas.

Dumb 'Muricans, get a grip. Why you always lying? Heh.

Old man jumping off a window into a facepalm. 10/10 my boi

Sometimes you gotta let that aqua out and go vent out your anger. In the toilet. But don't do something terrable, because it is so-random. Darn it, me,

(Not anymore, it isn't) I can see someone who can barely draw (no offense , was kidding) Also, he likes a blue turtle with a V on the head. I shall call him V-Turtle. But that doesn't make sense. Hmm, what about V-Dog? Too mainstream. V-Mon?PERFECTO! VMON IT IS!

I was kidding, my pachirisu friend. MY SHINY LVL 900 PACHIRISU! *throws pokeball* You're mine now .

Nu wohrries, he get shrek rekt in Olympus Coliseum. (E3 trailer at the combo-trinity move thing)

Hez ovar heyer. I founded heem bai de boohses.

Someone who smells like cheese. My kind of man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Aqua: I hate water. I DON'T WANT IT! Ventus: So you hate yourself pretty much. Aqua: Wut? Why was Terra-Nort turned into Xemnas? Cause he was terra-fic for the position.

RealSwagbladerSmellCaptainStrongCheese. Woah.

But, but, you're not Sora. You've never been to Castle Oblivion,and never met Tinker Bell. IMPOSTOR!

Hi. Make sure to translate properly I'm Swagblader, but just call me Swagmaster. Translate this for me and we'll get along just fine.

Nice to meet you kittens. If possible, I'd like to borrow some mittens for my dogs. (not kittens heh). Nice to have you, enjoy your stay, and don't eat my dog (who is not a cat).

BUT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO PLAY IT THEN!

How did you know ? I guess my identity is now known.

Captain KeyBlader The Swag Ariel. I guess my secret is out.

...-ly funny. I finished you're sentence. You're welcome.

Logical Explanation: Dog gasping My explanation: That face you make when you find out you were really a cat.

Two words: Firetruck that. This is in no way going to eternally happen under my watch, unless my shadow gets to me first and swallows my heart in a fit. Which is in no way going to happen. -2.8/10

You're all about MGS eh? I should know. I'm playing as you through Peace Walker.

10/10. The iconic keyblade of Kingdom Hearts. This is the weapon that comes to mind when I hear of Kingdom Hearts.