You all know about how genies are notorious for twisting wishes. So now it’s your turn to become a genie! But not like Jafar and be forced inside a dingy magic lamp…

 

Okay here’s how it goes! Your job is to ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

e.g., using a made up forum member, HugsandMuffins

 

HugsandMuffins:

I wish I were a professional pastry chef…

 

OblivionRider:

Granted, but you taste everything you cook and develop cholesterol problems.

I wish I didn’t need glasses.

 

HugsandMuffins:

Granted, but now you’re blind!

I wish…

 

See how it goes? Alrighty, to kick things off…

 

I wish I was a Keyblade Weilder…

Granted, but the show will be canceled immediately afterwards.

 

I wish I had a plate of sushi.

Granted, but your cats missing. 

 

I wish Thursday was over already. 

Granted, but it's the end of the world.I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you turn into a chicken. 

Granted, but your cats missing.  I wish Thursday was over already.

That's horrible Too far bro...too far.On topic: no wish to grantI wish I lived in Paris

Granted, but your cat's missing. 

 

LOL don't have a cat.

 

Granted, but you may never see the Eiffel Tower.

 

I wish...EYEBROWS.

Granted, but a panda comes and eats them

 

I wish for french fries ( I have no idea)

Granted, but you explode. 

 

 

I wish my mangas were here already. 

Granted, but all is slimy ,you can't read even a word.

I wish for more localdubbed animeseries

Granted, but they're in Spanish

 

I wish my dog hadn't died. 

Granted , but as Frankenweenie, it has dead smell.

I wish for longer break.

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Granted, but then get bored and eat poisonous flowers and die

 

I wish I could bend water (like in the last airbender) 

M'kay but only the hard water or ice.

Whis for cure to the isomnia.

I wish this topic would come back alive

Granted but It's gonna be real slow

 

I wish KHIII wouldn't come out >: D Sue me. (I'm just kidding don't like hunt me down or anything ;-; )

Granted. But in result Square Enix calls bankruptcy and the company dissolves. Forever.

 

I wish to be a werewolf

Granted but you have to join Twilight (Idk if that's a good or a bad thing to you.)

 

I WISH FOR MORE WISHES!

Granted but instead you got a swarm of witches.

 

I wish Kairi got bewb enlargements

granted but I stalk you and creep you out until you can no longer bear it

 

I wish I was on Destiny Islands

Granted, but Ursula is back, and wants some payback. 

 

I wish I could move tomorrow. 

Granted but you move back in time 20 Years.

Granted

Uh

Granted. But it's not actually granted.

 

I wish that KH 2.5 came with a Wayfinder not a pin.

Granted, but the Wayfinder will be drawn unto the box with permanent marker.

 

I wish I could have my first kiss.....

 

I 

Granted but it's with Susan Boyle (Aww Poor Pandy)

 

I wish Yukari would be mine.  Pls