It seems like there are a lot of topics floating around right now that pick apart the KH story. So I deiced to make this. The general idea is to make a list of rules and regulations that Kingdom Hearts games must follow (IE, Soras shoes must always equate to at least 1/3 of his body weight)

Each post, add a new rule, and let's see where this goes (If anywhere)

There must be porn.

There must be porn.

 

This is the first commandment

Second Commandment Nomura is a troll obey him

Edited March 12, 201213 yr by devereauxr

All dead Finally Fantasy characters shall live again.

There must be porn.

 

Lol.

 

3rd commandment is the Water must always dance.

4th commandment is that if you love a character so much, (Axel) Nomura will make the character live longer. (Axel)

There must be porn.

 

you mean hentai!

 

5th commandment: All KH charaters never really die.

6th comandment giant keys kick ass always

7th

there will always be badass hairstyles

 

lol the hair thread today

6th comandment giant keys kick ass always

 

Addendum: The bigger and fancier the key, the more ass it can kick.

Addendum: The bigger and fancier the key, the more ass it can kick.

 

Amendmant 7 Xehanort will not die

Commandment 8:

Don't notice the giant duck and dog, no matter how out of place they may be in that world.

9 it's against the law to know what kingdom hearts actually is

10 it's illegal to lick doorknobs in other worlds

11. Gloves are inevitable.

12. Baggy pants on male protagonists are a must!

13.the nobodys are sent to vacation no matter what after defeated

14

Everyone must be connected to Sora somehow

15. Characters age only when convenient and no characters can have romantic relationships with other characters

16. the first rule of photographs is do not speak of photographs (KH2 beginning ftw)

The 17th commandment: You must travel to other worlds by any means nesaccary!

19: Ice cream is a major food group.

20. Something Horrible MUST happen to the protagonist. Always.

Comandement 21: Thou shalt always begin at level 1, irregardless of your badass power at the end of the last game.

Comandement 22: sea salt ice cream is the only flavour ice cream you are aloud to eat

There must be porn.

 

As long as you're in it.

 

8D