It seems like there are a lot of topics floating around right now that pick apart the KH story. So I deiced to make this. The general idea is to make a list of rules and regulations that Kingdom Hearts games must follow (IE, Soras shoes must always equate to at least 1/3 of his body weight)

Each post, add a new rule, and let's see where this goes (If anywhere)

Commandment 23: Shoes at least size 1000 please.

Commandment 24: letters in bottles ALWAYS get to the right person.

Commandment 23: Shoes at least size 1000 please.

 

my shoe size is OVER 9000!!!!! (sorry. i just has to.)

25 commandment Roxas is sora's nobody not ven's

Comandment 26: All men of darkness shall have yellow eyes.

20. Something Horrible MUST happen to the protagonist. Always.

 

That's not a Kingdom Hearts attribute. That's a freakin' rule in any media you read/hear/watch. Otherwise, there's no story, and you have a Mary-Sue.

 

Commandment 27: No meddling. Whatsoever.

 

Commandment 28: Meddle when necessary. (Which means always.)

 

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DARKNESS IS GREEN!

Commandment 30: If thou art of dark nature, thou must grin evily in the presence of the protagonist.

 

Commandment 31: New canon material must be added to games of the Final Mix series. These games must not be released outside of Japan.

Commandment 32: Thou shalt look at Xigbar/Braig like he drowned your goldfish.

Commandment 33: One who knows nothing can understand nothing

The book of Genesis The Birth by Sleep Ultimania is where it all began

 

Commandment 34: Kingdom Hearts equates to God who is Nomura

35: And know, when the question doth arrive: who's the leader of the club who is made for you and me? Verily, the answer beith: M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E. And lest thee forget, the tune which accompanies this commandment shall play endlessly when thy is in the presence of the castle or town of Disney. The tune shall then imbed itself in thy mind, playing endlessly in a loop, until thy goeth insane.

Edited March 13, 201213 yr by Dave

36. The protagonist should always help everyone who calls him, even though he has 0 information about it.

37. Thou shalt not give one firetruck about thine parents, only thine friends shall matter to thee

 

38. Thou shalt bitch about thine fight with Demyx.

Edited March 17, 201213 yr by VoidXName

37. Thou shalt not give one firetruck about thine parents, only thine friends shall matter to thee

 

38. Thou shalt bitch about thine fight with Demyx.

 

Lmao

 

39. thou shall read nomura interviews and play all games before going onto forums

40. Thou shall not stay in ones own body

Lmao

 

39. thou shall read nomura interviews and play all games before going onto forums

40. Thou shall not stay in ones own body

 

Well, I've already broken rule 39. I haven't played recoded, only a little bit of KH1, and even less of Days lol

Well, I've already broken rule 39. I haven't played recoded, only a little bit of KH1, and even less of Days lol

 

You're going to Kingdom Hearts Hell

You're going to Kingdom Hearts Hell

 

ah damn, well fml. I imagine it to full of Nomura's mindraping.

41- Everyone shall become Xehanort

42- Thou shall not ask how Pluto travels between the worlds

43- If thou art a character knowing information vital to solve major plot questions, thou shall either suffer from amnesia, or have no contact with the main protagonist.

'Cause you know, a mind screw at the end is always nice.

 

44- If thou has enough fangirls, thou shall receive a keyblade. Even if it was unnecessary.