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I'm just sitting here playing KH1, and all of a sudden I'm like "I might go visit Merlin!".

As I get to his house, I walk in and to my surprise find Merlin screwing the Fairy Godmother over a table.

 

Give me your thoughts on this.

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I don't understand, but I still think that is akward.

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Join.

 

agreed.

 

I don't understand, but I still think that is akward.

 

How dont you understand, is it my writing or?

Take a picture and hold it over them forever.

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Old people need sex too. It would be another thing if you caught Donald or Goofy acting frisky.

 

uh......now that you mention it....
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I joined. Now we have the fairy Godmother on a spit.....

I joined. Now we have the fairy Godmother on a spit.....

 

Next time be sure to record it.

(Akward silence)

You should have called Rob. Old people do need some action.

My first thought was glitch. But, then I thought about all the Disney covers that had secret sexual innuendo. This was just Tetsuya's way of joining the club.

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Next time be sure to record it.

 

Atleast someone has a good taste in porn.

lol. Just to think about that makes me feel disgusted and amused at same time O.o

I'm just sitting here playing KH1, and all of a sudden I'm like "I might go visit Merlin!".

As I get to his house, I walk in and to my surprise find Merlin screwing the Fairy Godmother over a table.

 

Give me your thoughts on this.

 

Okay.....

Edited by Iamkingdomhearts1000

Awkward moment when people can't spell 'awkward'.

I love the smell of blackmail in the morning.

 

You were mistaken . Merlin was bangin' Kairis grandma..

 

Awkward moment when people can't spell 'awkward'.

 

This is the part where I tell all of you I love you because my quota is taking its revenge.

How dont you understand, is it my writing or?

 

It's what you put.

 

It's what you put.

 

In Kingdom Hearts I, he goes to see Merlin in Traverse Town and sees him and the Fairy Godmother getting sexual.

In Kingdom Hearts I, he goes to see Merlin in Traverse Town and sees him and the Fairy Godmother getting sexual.

 

I never saw it. Can you show me a cutscene of it, so I can believe that it really happened?

Makes me wonder about Yen Sid and those three fairies...

 

I never saw it. Can you show me a cutscene of it, so I can believe that it really happened?

 

This is the first time I've heard of it myself.

 

I never saw it. Can you show me a cutscene of it, so I can believe that it really happened?

 

Yes, there is indeed a cutscene in KH1 showing Merlin and Fairygodmother getting it on, but it's so secret that no one has ever recorded it. And the only way to see it is to unlock it yourself, by meeting certain requirements in the game.

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