Posted July 11, 201213 yr Tell me your problems, I will remedy them. Benders have to pay money though, just sayin.
July 11, 201213 yr So, I was recently told that the friend zone is bullshit. What do I use to hide from my problems, now?
July 11, 201213 yr What is the best way to break the ice with an audience so they will laugh at your jokes?
July 11, 201213 yr Is it normal that I cover myself in ranch and pretend I'm a carrot when no-one's around? Please, I need some actual good advice.
July 11, 201213 yr Author Popular Post So, I was recently told that the friend zone is bullshit. What do I use to hide from my problems, now? Trying eating 30 Big Macs a day. Eventually you'll be able to hide your face under your fat rolls. What is the best way to break the ice with an audience so they will laugh at your jokes? Tell them that the doors have been locked, the room is soundproof, they can't get cell phone reception, and there is a microphone that can detect laughter connected to a bomb that will go off if it doesn't pick up the sounds of laughter for 5 minutes
July 11, 201213 yr What's with the fat shaming, dude? That's awful, omg. It is but dont you guys EVER get smile all you think is sadness in this world
July 11, 201213 yr Author Popular Post People keeping down my cabbage stand help me Amon. Build a cabbage stand made out of pure lead, or behead the perpetrators. One head for each head of cabbage. Is it normal that I cover myself in ranch and pretend I'm a carrot when no-one's around? Please, I need some actual good advice. No, that makes you are horrible person. You should seek mental and emotional help immediately, or jump off a bridge. Either one works. This babe is calling me over her place and she took this picture What should i do? What does she want from me? You should set her up on a blind date with your friend. If you have no friends set her up on a blind date with your father.
July 11, 201213 yr You should set her up on a blind date with your friend. If you have no friends set her up on a blind date with your father. In fact, set her up on a blind date with a blind friend.
July 11, 201213 yr Build a cabbage stand made out of pure lead, or behead the perpetrators. One head for each head of cabbage. No, that makes you are horrible person. You should seek mental and emotional help immediately, or jump off a bridge. Either one works. You should set her up on a blind date with your friend. If you have no friends set her up on a blind date with your father. Do you have any spare axes please Edited July 11, 201213 yr by devereauxr
July 11, 201213 yr No, that makes you are horrible person. You should seek mental and emotional help immediately, or jump off a bridge. Either one works. *Phew* thank you. I needed those unkind words.
July 11, 201213 yr What's the best way to scare the living crap out of someone? Edited July 11, 201213 yr by mnamikaze101
July 11, 201213 yr Trying eating 30 Big Macs a day. Eventually you'll be able to hide your face under your fat rolls. I work right next to a McDonalds!!! This works out, perfectly!!! Thanks, man! *Raises fist* Equality!
July 11, 201213 yr Author What's the best way to scare the living crap out of someone? Tell them their family is dead. Then tell them you were kidding and show them that they are alive. Then kill their family right in front of them.
July 11, 201213 yr How can I bring you back to life? Lightning on a very dark night? So then where's your body? If it's even there...
July 11, 201213 yr What's the best way to scare the living crap out of someone? Even if I shouldn't be answering the question, I feel I need to make some suggestions. You can scream in their ear while they're asleep, or, when someone's in the shower, fling the curtain wide open while wearing a scary costume (if it's a serial killer costume, hold a fake knife backwards & point the plastic blade, probably wrapped in tinfoil, strait at them, & make an inhuman growling/roaring noise), or make them play the scary maze game & have them see what happens when they clear all 3 levels. You could also, again, when they're asleep, pour freezing cold or scalding hot water on them, or you could clap your hands really hard, bang 2 frying pans together, or, put on a Star Wars movie (Robot chicken & Clone Wars not included, it has to be one of the six movies), pause it, turn the volume up all the way, then put it on mute, but when it's playing, don't unmute it until as soon as it starts saying, "A long time ago, in a Galaxy far, far away...", or you could, once again, put on a scary costume, & then, when they're asleep in the morning, & they first wake up, they see you. That is all. Nweintraub over & out.
July 12, 201213 yr How did you learn how to take away bending? Why is the Legend of Korra the most crusty, rushed shit to ever make it on TV? Why are you such a fail villain?
Tell me your problems, I will remedy them.
Benders have to pay money though, just sayin.