Randomly remembered this topic

http://kh13.com/forum/topic/37781-conspiracy-theory-1-sora96-is-a-troll/

 

Haven't you ever wondered if this is just the tip of the ice burg?

Consider: Space Cowboy constantly roams around claiming Sora96 is a troll, insisting he is trolling. Now why would he do that?

Well, consider that another member, one 'CardCaptorDeadpool' has instigated a phenomena known as 'Roxas69' Sora96 has satired this to a degree, but why?

Consider now, Amon. He complains about Sora96 and says nobody should pay any attention to him.

 

But how does this all fit together, you ask? It's simple, really;

With the many Roxas69 related jokes, eventually there will be a push to change Sora96's username to Roxas69. However, this is all part of Sora96's ingenious plan; while this is happening, Amon will make the final push to get people to stop caring about Sora96, and thanks to specifically planted members (I'm guessing Koko for her blind worshipers, and TheApprenticeofKingMickey for her massively popular status updates, but I'm unsure) he will succeed.

Sora96 will recede into the shadows in order to enact the next phase of his plan.

Reemerging some time later, now under the name of Roxas69, he will use his new covert identity to infiltrate KH13's originally entirely female hierarchy (Which, by the way, is now obviously a security measure designed to keep people like Sora96 from enacted nefarious schemes such as these)

Gaining power and trust, he will then use his powers to have one of his disciples undergo plastic surgery and change their username to Sora96, who will then 'reemerge'

At this point, Space Cowboy will incite old memories of Sora96 being a 'troll' and lead the members of KH13 in a revolt. Meanwhile, Roxas69 will use his powers to discreetly hamper the rebels, allowing 'Sora96' to elude punishment. Eventually, he would appear before the struggling freedom fighters, and 'smite' 'Sora96'

Overjoyed, KH13's populace would unite under his banner, and overthrow and DChiuch (They would overthrow Aaron too, but he wasn't around)

 

In short, don't fall for Sora96's tricks. I'm not sure how he got so many powerful people on his side, perhaps they are duplicate accounts, or perhaps he possessed them, Xehanort style, the point is moot. The fact remains that this man (If he is a man!) must be stopped, or he will overtake this website.

Seems legit, DC should watch his back

To long.

Didn't give a shit.

 

That's nice

That's nice

 

It is.

It is.

 

No I was just being polite

No I was just being polite

 

So was I.

So was I.

 

Not particularly, actually. Etiquette would have you actually read my post, rather than comment on not reading it.

Not particularly, actually. Etiquette would have you actually read my post, rather than comment on not reading it.

 

I see what you did there.

I can't gain anymore power......

 

There's hardly anything left for me to gain....

I actually sat here and read it lol. Very interesting.

Key Notes:

 

Very similar to the Legend of Korra plotline in keypoints.

• Plastic Surgery
• Assuming a new identity
• Revolution
• Overthrowing the government

Questions:

• How does the others benefit from this?
• Why would someone agree to get plastic surgery for this?
• Why overtake KH13?
• Why am I even asking these questions?

Edited August 3, 201213 yr by Sky Heart

I actually sat here and read it lol. Very interesting.

Key Notes:

 

Very similar to the Legend of Korra plotline in keypoints.

• Plastic Surgery
• Assuming a new identity
• Revolution
• Overthrowing the government

Questions:

• How does the others benefit from this?
• Why would someone agree to get plastic surgery for this?
• Why overtake KH13?
• Why am I even asking these questions?

The Korra similarities may be Amon's doing

 

1. I'd assume that Sora96 is offering them power. Or, alternatively, they are all Sora96, and thus all benefit

2. See above

3. Money, power, bragging rights? I've heard KH13 is an important factor in Australia's economy

4. Because you seek answers. I can give you purpose.

The Korra similarities may be Amon's doing

 

1. I'd assume that Sora96 is offering them power. Or, alternatively, they are all Sora96, and thus all benefit

2. See above

3. Money, power, bragging rights? I've heard KH13 is an important factor in Australia's economy

4. Because you seek answers. I can give you purpose.

 

Hardly. We're the only country in the world to have avoided the "Global Recession Crisis".

Hardly. We're the only country in the world to have avoided the "Global Recession Crisis".

 

Haven't you ever asked yourself 'why'?

It's certainly not Australia's politics. Their Prime Minister is a Kangaroo with a Koala in its pouch.

I've heard KH13 is an important factor in Australia's economy

 

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Haven't you ever asked yourself 'why'?

It's certainly not Australia's politics. Their Prime Minister is a Kangaroo with a Koala in its pouch.

 

The Prime Minister at the time was Kevin Rudd. A great man. It's thanks to him.

The Prime Minister at the time was Kevin Rudd. A great man. It's thanks to him.

 

You name your Kangaroos? Or is it the Koala?

Or something else...?

You name your Kangaroos? Or is it the Koala?

Or something else...?

 

He's fully fluent in Chinese.

He's fully fluent in Chinese.

 

That's pretty talented, for livestock.

That's pretty talented, for livestock.

 

His IQ is much higher than yours.

His IQ is much higher than yours.

 

I doubt it

His IQ is much higher than yours.

 

Intelligence Quotient is a poor means to discerning intellect. It operates, first of all, on the incredibly flawed standardized testing system that we have cling to for decades. Beyond that, the concept of intelligence as a whole is inherently flawed, as in manifest differently from person to person, often in ways that aren't tested.

Additionally, I doubt you know either of our IQs in the first place.

 

I doubt it

 

Bros 4 lyfe

Fine, I can see you guys have poor IQs. There is no point trying to reason with you.

Fine, I can see you guys have poor IQs. There is no point trying to reason with you.

 

You be jealous of our IQs

Fine, I can see you guys have poor IQs. There is no point trying to reason with you.

 

what does that have to do with anything? I'm fairly certain IQ tests don't have a 'reasoning' portion.

Now, if you knew we had low Iqs (Which you don't) you could, with some confidence, say we had poor math skills.

Because according to whoever is in charge of education, 'intelligence' is the same was 'classes that are popular with the government since the cold war'

Fine, I can see you guys have poor IQs. There is no point trying to reason with you.

 

You're being quite defensive here. I think I get it now, Sora96 is secretly the Prime Minister of Australia and has plans to use KH13 to turn Australia into a completely independent nation.

I think I've like most of the posts in this forum...

 

Go Australia.

 

In Australia on the evening news, the KH13 developments of the day are discussed in detail. This exact topic was the source of much controversy this evening.

 

Another was where on earth did Hatok got those wonderfull glasses???

Edited August 3, 201213 yr by KeybladeWielder_